Ever lose a wife or girlfriend over FF? (1 Viewer)

[Gopher State]

She's glad I gave up midget porn to play fantasy football.

 

[derek19]

Could someone please tell me how to post a quote.

I certainly didn't grow up in the computer age.

I will be listening to my 8 track player until I get a response.

Just hit reply and starting typing below ""

 

[Buckeyedawgs]

I gave my wife my worst team and of coarse helped her with it. She won the super bowl championship and the all leagues combined hi bonus very first year! Now she is hooked and my days can be devoted to football all I want!

 

[Sea Bass]

Could someone please tell me how to post a quote.

I certainly didn't grow up in the computer age.

I will be listening to my 8 track player until I get a response.

Just hit reply and starting typing below "

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Thanks Derek

 

[Couch Potato]

Both wives left me for more complex reasons, but I know fantasy football didn't help.

I'd quit fantasy football right now to have a happy home life again.

I'm not sure why I'm being so honest with you bunch of putzes.

 

[Mr. Vegas]

Both wives left me for more complex reasons, but I know fantasy football didn't help.

I'd quit fantasy football right now to have a happy home life again.

I'm not sure why I'm being so honest with you bunch of putzes.

Because you have nothing else?Or is it, no one will listen to you?

Or can it be, FF is all you have?

I would go with all of the above.

 

[fatness]

Both wives left me for more complex reasons, but I know fantasy football didn't help.

I'd quit fantasy football right now to have a happy home life again.

I'm not sure why I'm being so honest with you bunch of putzes.

Because we love you long time.

 

[ooofffaaa]

Both wives left me for more complex reasons, but I know fantasy football didn't help.

I'd quit fantasy football right now to have a happy home life again.

I'm not sure why I'm being so honest with you bunch of putzes.

Cause you have nowhere else to go.

 

[mydixie]

In 2000, after being out of town on business for 2 weeks, I was home 1 day and told my wife that I was leaving the next day and driving 6 hours to go to a FF draft. She said that if I did she would not be there when I get back. My new wife has heard that story and will NOT mess with my football!

 

[Green Apple Splatter]

Both wives left me for more complex reasons, but I know fantasy football didn't help.

I'd quit fantasy football right now to have a happy home life again. 

I'm not sure why I'm being so honest with you bunch of putzes. 

Because we love you long time.

5 dolla 5 dolla

 

[Mr. Vegas]

Both wives left me for more complex reasons, but I know fantasy football didn't help.

I'd quit fantasy football right now to have a happy home life again.  

I'm not sure why I'm being so honest with you bunch of putzes.  

Because we love you long time.

5 dolla 5 dolla

 

[Couch Potato]

Thanks, you guys are OK.

Now I'm getting all sappy so I'm going to get out of here. Maybe I'll talk to my house plant awhile.

 

[Mr. Vegas]

In 2000, after being out of town on business for 2 weeks, I was home 1 day and told my wife that I was leaving the next day and driving 6 hours to go to a FF draft. She said that if I did she would not be there when I get back. My new wife has heard that story and will NOT mess with my football!

Yep, I guess you told your first wife. Did she leave you the computer at least?

 

[buck naked]

In 2000, after being out of town on business for 2 weeks, I was home 1 day and told my wife that I was leaving the next day and driving 6 hours to go to a FF draft. She said that if I did she would not be there when I get back. My new wife has heard that story and will NOT mess with my football!

I see your priorties are well in order. Uh.....

 

[buck naked]

Both wives left me for more complex reasons, but I know fantasy football didn't help.

I'd quit fantasy football right now to have a happy home life again.

I'm not sure why I'm being so honest with you bunch of putzes.

Thanks for your honesty. With my wife, its all about compromises. I give her time and things she wants to do, and she gives me football. As long as she still feels loved, all is good.

 

[Liquid Tension]

Compromise:

I don't tell her what to do and she doesn't tell me

Actual:

She barks all the time about the time spent...and I can't say a word

Compromise:

I don't watch college football except the title game

Actual:

She could care less because I shouldn't have been watching anyway

Compromise:

I will work Sunday morning to do some chores

Actual:

I only get about an hour in because of the pre game wheelings and dealings

Compromise:

Saturdays are all what she wants

Actual:

Saturdays are all what she wants

Compromise:

She can still perform Fellatio while I watch the football games

Actual:

Doesn't really work out the way I wanted it.

The bottom line is that you don't give up what you want, but you need to make the OTHER time about her.