Ever OK to sit for #1? (1 Viewer)

[the moops]

who the #### goes the bathroom when they wake up and not again until they get home at 5pm? that can't be good for you

 

[bradyfan]

Permission granted.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

who the #### goes the bathroom when they wake up and not again until they get home at 5pm? that can't be good for you

There have been times when this has happened to me.

 

[sbonomo]

who the #### goes the bathroom when they wake up and not again until they get home at 5pm? that can't be good for you

There have been times when this has happened to me.

you need to drink more water.....

 

[Joe Summer]

I do it when visiting friends or relatives. I don't want anyone hearing noises or finding yellow spray after I leave.

 

[the moops]

I do it when visiting friends or relatives. I don't want anyone hearing noises or finding yellow spray after I leave.

WTF?

 

[EYLive]

Buncha cavemen up in here.

 

[Joe Summer]

I do it when visiting friends or relatives. I don't want anyone hearing noises or finding yellow spray after I leave.

WTF?

 

[belljr]

I don't sit. The toilet water is too cold on my ####

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I don't sit. The toilet water is too cold on my ####

Invest in a plunger.

 

[belljr]

I don't sit. The toilet water is too cold on my ####

Invest in a plunger.

how would a plunger shrink the size of my penis

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I don't sit. The toilet water is too cold on my ####

Invest in a plunger.

how would a plunger shrink the size of my penis

Hmm...good point.

 

[Ilov80s]

When I go to the rest room, I will sit or stand as I please with no regard what other men think.

 

[Courtjester]

At work--stand 100%

At home--unless it is during a game/tv show where I just want to stand and get it done quickly, I sit probably most of the time and this is mainly because I have two daughters who like to follow dad around, so I learned early on to sit to avoid conversations I don't want to have. The other reason, as said before, if I am drunk or it is at night, I just sit to avoid the hassle of aiming.

But one problem with sitting is you have to tuck right or you will spray out the side and make a mess of the carpet and you won't discover that until you stand up and it is squishy and wet.

 

[the moops]

You have carpet in your bathroom?

 

[Jack White]

I think a better question is . . . do you wash your hands every time after you take a leak?

George Carlin didn't:

"I never wash my hands after using a public restroom. Unless something gets on me. Otherwise, I figure I'm as clean as when I walked in. Besides, the sink is usually filthier than I am. I'm convinced that many of the men I see frantically washing up do not do the same thing at home. Americans are obsessed with appearances and have an unhealthy fixation on cleanliness. Relax, boys. It's only your ####. If it's so dirty that after handling it you need to wash your hands, you may as well just go ahead and scrub your #### while you're at it. Tell the truth. Wouldn't you like to see some guy trying to dry his genitals with one of those forced-air blowing machines that are mounted four feet off the ground?"

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I think a better question is . . . do you wash your hands every time after you take a leak?

George Carlin didn't:

"I never wash my hands after using a public restroom. Unless something gets on me. Otherwise, I figure I'm as clean as when I walked in. Besides, the sink is usually filthier than I am. I'm convinced that many of the men I see frantically washing up do not do the same thing at home. Americans are obsessed with appearances and have an unhealthy fixation on cleanliness. Relax, boys. It's only your ####. If it's so dirty that after handling it you need to wash your hands, you may as well just go ahead and scrub your #### while you're at it. Tell the truth. Wouldn't you like to see some guy trying to dry his genitals with one of those forced-air blowing machines that are mounted four feet off the ground?"

I keep an immaculately clean penis and I do not piss on my hands. Still, because of custom, I wash up after.

 

[Super King]

If at home, no washing the hands after I pee. If out in public, or a friends house, I'll turn the water on in the sink for 30 seconds just so people hear the water running and think I'm washing my hands...

 

[Quez]

But one problem with sitting is you have to tuck right or you will spray out the side and make a mess of the carpet and you won't discover that until you stand up and it is squishy and wet.

You might want to wait until your boner goes away before taking a piss.Eta* I am in the process of remodeling my master bathroom. Do you have any carpet recommendations? May have to head over to HGTV to check out the latest bathroom carpeting trends.

 

[AAABatteries]

Pretty sure he meant carpet mats - you guys have never seen those?

 

[pollardsvision]

I'd never judge how another man chooses to take a piss. Sittting isn't for me though, and I don't really get it (outside of possible shart scenarios, of course).

My ol' man started doing this a decade or so ago. I figured I'd start understanding more as I get older and more decrepit myself. Even as out of shape and exhausted as I am all the time now, I still don't get it.

Even in the middle of the night, "unzip and whip" seems the much easier path than "unzip, turn, drop, squat, tuck, stand back up". (Of course, the unzip part generally unnecessary in the middle of the night, so it becomes even more difficult to understand how the default method of taking a piss is an insurmountable challenge at that hour).

Anyway, piss however you like, but personally I'm still waiting to understand the whole thing.

 

[pollardsvision]

Oh, and for the noise factor, does nobody else just aim for the side walls so there's no splash? Sitting isn't the only option for a quiet piss.

 

[Quez]

The Science of Pee Splashback: http://youtu.be/PGOwYgIa5aQ

 

[glumpy]

I'd never judge how another man chooses to take a piss. Sittting isn't for me though, and I don't really get it (outside of possible shart scenarios, of course).

My ol' man started doing this a decade or so ago. I figured I'd start understanding more as I get older and more decrepit myself. Even as out of shape and exhausted as I am all the time now, I still don't get it.

Even in the middle of the night, "unzip and whip" seems the much easier path than "unzip, turn, drop, squat, tuck, stand back up". (Of course, the unzip part generally unnecessary in the middle of the night, so it becomes even more difficult to understand how the default method of taking a piss is an insurmountable challenge at that hour).

Anyway, piss however you like, but personally I'm still waiting to understand the whole thing.

Agree with your first statement--none of my business. And because I don't really give a damn I hadn't weighed in here yet but ... why not?

Some years ago my sister and mother asked that family men sit in their bathroom for the splash factor. After being careful a few times and still called out on it I succumbed. That was the beginning...

At this point--just talking at home here--I pretty much sit all the time. I don't dress up for bed so the midnight forays are real easy, half asleep and don't have to worry about even opening my eyes. Never know when peeing might lead to an inspiration so if you're sitting already that's easier too. And at my age peeing is more a time of contemplation rather than desperation so sitting isn't so much an issue there either.

Now daytimes and/or out in public all bets are off. Standup urinals inside and trees outside are made for standing and it's a whole lot quicker.

 

[the moops]

for the guys that make a habit of sitting.

do you also squat when peeing outside?

 

[glumpy]

for the guys that make a habit of sitting.

do you also squat when peeing outside?

Speaking only for myself--Of course not. Does the concept bother you?

 

[gianmarco]

I've been being insulted by a group of men who sit down when they pee? I feel much better about myself now.

Son, I stand for the flag going bye and for a pretty woman entering the room. For a late night piss I take a seat and don't concern myself with the opinions of the inexperienced. Once your sexual staying power exceeds the time I take to piss you can have an opinion, maybe.

Here Em, call this guy, train, and take DW down.

 

[VA703]

publc restroom talk: i usually hover for #2 but the extreme hover. i will stand on the toilet seat and drop the payload from about 6 feet up for a gigantic splash. usually results in heavy debris left on the seat and handle

 

[Quez]

publc restroom talk: i usually hover for #2 but the extreme hover. i will stand on the toilet seat and drop the payload from about 6 feet up for a gigantic splash. usually results in heavy debris left on the seat and handle

$hit hammock down?http://boston.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/corporate-america-pooping-etiquette-tutorial-and-guide/

 

[Christo]

I'd never judge how another man chooses to take a piss. Sittting isn't for me though, and I don't really get it (outside of possible shart scenarios, of course).

My ol' man started doing this a decade or so ago. I figured I'd start understanding more as I get older and more decrepit myself. Even as out of shape and exhausted as I am all the time now, I still don't get it.

Even in the middle of the night, "unzip and whip" seems the much easier path than "unzip, turn, drop, squat, tuck, stand back up". (Of course, the unzip part generally unnecessary in the middle of the night, so it becomes even more difficult to understand how the default method of taking a piss is an insurmountable challenge at that hour).

Anyway, piss however you like, but personally I'm still waiting to understand the whole thing.

He's not sitting because he's tired. He's sitting because of his prostate. That position allows him to relax so he can void more completely. My Dad started doing to same about 5 -10 years ago.

 

[chauncey]

You have carpet in your bathroom?

Trashy. Unless you are 70+

 

[Courtjester]

You have carpet in your bathroom?

Trashy. Unless you are 70+

I was talking about the carpet floor mat thing.

 

[Christo]

You have carpet in your bathroom?

Trashy. Unless you are 70+

I was talking about the carpet floor mat thing.

When I had my first apartment my mat would get dirty as hell so I'd eventually just throw it out and buy a new one. A girl I was dating commented and I said I was planning to buy a new one. She looked at me like I was an idiot and told me you know you can wash those things, right? The mat in my bathroom at my parents house was always clean for some reason. It had never crossed my mind why.

 

[chauncey]

You have carpet in your bathroom?

Trashy. Unless you are 70+

I was talking about the carpet floor mat thing.

Gotcha. I had a gf way back whose mom's house had the bathroom carpet. Always creeped me out.

Carpet floor mats are okay.

 

[pollardsvision]

I'd never judge how another man chooses to take a piss. Sittting isn't for me though, and I don't really get it (outside of possible shart scenarios, of course).

My ol' man started doing this a decade or so ago. I figured I'd start understanding more as I get older and more decrepit myself. Even as out of shape and exhausted as I am all the time now, I still don't get it.

Even in the middle of the night, "unzip and whip" seems the much easier path than "unzip, turn, drop, squat, tuck, stand back up". (Of course, the unzip part generally unnecessary in the middle of the night, so it becomes even more difficult to understand how the default method of taking a piss is an insurmountable challenge at that hour).

Anyway, piss however you like, but personally I'm still waiting to understand the whole thing.

Agree with your first statement--none of my business. And because I don't really give a damn I hadn't weighed in here yet but ... why not?

Some years ago my sister and mother asked that family men sit in their bathroom for the splash factor. After being careful a few times and still called out on it I succumbed. That was the beginning...

At this point--just talking at home here--I pretty much sit all the time. I don't dress up for bed so the midnight forays are real easy, half asleep and don't have to worry about even opening my eyes. Never know when peeing might lead to an inspiration so if you're sitting already that's easier too. And at my age peeing is more a time of contemplation rather than desperation so sitting isn't so much an issue there either.

Now daytimes and/or out in public all bets are off. Standup urinals inside and trees outside are made for standing and it's a whole lot quicker.

I can see the taking a load off aspect, and certainly the, "whatever keeps me from having to listen to the wimmens complain" aspect.

For some reason, I rarely have an episode start out as a #1 and turn into a #2 situation. I almost always know what's about to happen when I step up to the plate. One of of my few talents, I guess. So, I haven't run into that reason for sitting just yet.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I think a better question is . . . do you wash your hands every time after you take a leak?

George Carlin didn't:

"I never wash my hands after using a public restroom. Unless something gets on me. Otherwise, I figure I'm as clean as when I walked in. Besides, the sink is usually filthier than I am. I'm convinced that many of the men I see frantically washing up do not do the same thing at home. Americans are obsessed with appearances and have an unhealthy fixation on cleanliness. Relax, boys. It's only your ####. If it's so dirty that after handling it you need to wash your hands, you may as well just go ahead and scrub your #### while you're at it. Tell the truth. Wouldn't you like to see some guy trying to dry his genitals with one of those forced-air blowing machines that are mounted four feet off the ground?"

I keep an immaculately clean penis and I do not piss on my hands. Still, because of custom, I wash up after.

Congratulations on shaking hands with a dozen other dudes' ##### with your previously-clean hands.

 

[Ned]

But one problem with sitting is you have to tuck right or you will spray out the side and make a mess of the carpet and you won't discover that until you stand up and it is squishy and wet.

Only a short wiener is going to do this. Sorry about your luck.

 

[Kanil]

But one problem with sitting is you have to tuck right or you will spray out the side and make a mess of the carpet and you won't discover that until you stand up and it is squishy and wet.

Only a short wiener is going to do this. Sorry about your luck.

How would you know that?

 

[IC FBGCav]

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[Tom Servo]

You people do realize that you can grab toilet paper and WIPE the pee off the can, don't you. Then you have a legit reason to wash those hands.

 

[Rick James]

I think a better question is . . . do you wash your hands every time after you take a leak?

George Carlin didn't:

"I never wash my hands after using a public restroom. Unless something gets on me. Otherwise, I figure I'm as clean as when I walked in. Besides, the sink is usually filthier than I am. I'm convinced that many of the men I see frantically washing up do not do the same thing at home. Americans are obsessed with appearances and have an unhealthy fixation on cleanliness. Relax, boys. It's only your ####. If it's so dirty that after handling it you need to wash your hands, you may as well just go ahead and scrub your #### while you're at it. Tell the truth. Wouldn't you like to see some guy trying to dry his genitals with one of those forced-air blowing machines that are mounted four feet off the ground?"

He's a comedian trying to be funny...I wouldn't take his word as gospel here. You could have the cleanest penis on Earth, but you still touch the handle when you flush, and no matter how carefully you do it there is still some water or water vapor that splashes on your hands. It's gross dude. Wash your hands.

 

[Fat Nick]

I sit for #1 before bed, any time in the middle of the night, and when I first get up.

-Before bed I tend to read some articles on my phone...I want the quiet time. It's like a #2 without the #2.

-Night I sit for the reasons mentioned...although I just bought a toilet seat with a nightlight, so I do sometimes stand now.

-First get up - I sit and wake up slowly.

FWIW - The lighted toilet seats are a real game changer. I got it just b/c it was only $10 more than the one I wanted, and I thought I'd try it and get bored. My wife and I both love it. Batterys last a LONG time...Installed early July, still going strong. Maybe not needed for a powder room, but for a master bath, it's awesome.

Battery just ran out last night. 6 solid months.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I was sitting down during the Packer/Dallas game. I may have squeezed out a little butt juice on the Dez Bryant play, and I know I peed myself just a little when the call review was complete.

 

[Harry Manback]

Wow, some of you guys are super insecure, huh?

 

[Nigel]

I often sit to pee at work, like I'm doing now, when I want to be alone for ten or fifteen minutes. I take one real crap and maybe two of these fake ones every day.

 

[Jayrod]

I often sit to pee at work, like I'm doing now, when I want to be alone for ten or fifteen minutes. I take one real crap and maybe two of these fake ones every day.

This.

Except I'm at my desk right now. I'm usually playing C of C during those breaks.

 

[Tom Servo]

I often sit to pee at work, like I'm doing now, when I want to be alone for ten or fifteen minutes. I take one real crap and maybe two of these fake ones every day.

Now that's a reason that makes a lot of sense.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Still OK to stand - for now

BERLIN - A German court ruled in favor of mens' right to pee standing up on Thursday, after a landlord tried to retain part of a tenant's 3,000 euro deposit for allegedly damaging the marble floor of a toilet by sprinkling it with urine.

The debate about whether men should stand or sit is no laughing matter in Germany, where some toilets have red traffic-style signs forbidding the standing position. There is also a derogatory term for men who sit down to pee - "Sitzpinkler" - which implies that it is not masculine behavior.

Judge Stefan Hank in the city of Duesseldorf said men who insist on standing "must expect occasional rows with housemates, especially women" but cannot be held to account for collateral damage. "Despite growing domestication of men in this matter, urinating while standing up is still widespread," he said.

Need a show of hands for all the Sitzpinklers in the crowd

 

[koby925]

With 3 daughters 4 and under always following and lurking, yes I sit to pee sometimes at home.