Falcons,Vick hit with lawsuit alleging Al Qaeda ties (1 Viewer)

[maccabees]

KFFL) Fox News reports Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Jonathan Lee Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dog fighting operations in Richmond, Va. Vick allegedly sold the dogs on eBay and "used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government." The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

I've looked all over the place.Nobody else is reporting this.

 

[ExtraPoint]

All this for a carton of cigarettes.

 

[gman8343]

i hate this thread, but i hate myself more for posting in it.

 

[FantasyTrader]

Code yellow in C-Block. I repeat. Security staff code yellow in C-Block.

 

[DanFouts]

I heard them mention it this morning on the Sirius NFL morning drive....

 

[PsychoMan]

 

[IM666]

Yesterday

 

[Baron Samedi]

KFFL) Fox News reports Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Jonathan Lee Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dog fighting operations in Richmond, Va. Vick allegedly sold the dogs on eBay and "used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government." The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.I've looked all over the place.Nobody else is reporting this.

Wow, this shows how little people really know about whats going on in the world today. This person's accusations and statement are a complete contradiction. Al-Qaeda(sunni) is a sworn enemy of the state of Iran(shia), so I highly doubt that Iran would sell their own weapons to a person who has pledged allegiance to their enemy. This is a waste of timeand resources. This plain lack of knowledge of everyone involved here is why our country is in a fight for its survival as we know it.

 

[Moniker]

Link to a pdf of the handwritten filing against Vick:

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf

 

[Mungo Burrows]

God bless the innergoogle: Get your Jonathan Lee Riches© Mug!

 

[amphibianbri]

I am a little bit dummer for having read this post and the attached "letter" from some 6 year old crack head....

 

[bonesman]

Link to a pdf of the handwritten filing against Vick:

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf

does anyone know the significance of him using the Copyright symbol behind his name while spelling Vick's name in all capitals?i did a little bit of searching to try to figure it out... and it seems to be an interesting "conspiracy"

http://www.nomoretyranny.org/strawman.htm

 

[Spartans Rule]

KFFL) Fox News reports Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Jonathan Lee Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dog fighting operations in Richmond, Va. Vick allegedly sold the dogs on eBay and "used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government." The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.I've looked all over the place.Nobody else is reporting this.

Wow, this shows how little people really know about whats going on in the world today. This person's accusations and statement are a complete contradiction. Al-Qaeda(sunni) is a sworn enemy of the state of Iran(shia), so I highly doubt that Iran would sell their own weapons to a person who has pledged allegiance to their enemy. This is a waste of timeand resources. This plain lack of knowledge of everyone involved here is why our country is in a fight for its survival as we know it.

The world was a much better place when insane prisoners who sued athletes for made up sums of money kept up on Middle Eastern politics.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I am a little bit dummer for having read this post and the attached "letter" from some 6 year old crack head....

Obviously.

 

[Mungo Burrows]

This is not the first suit filed by Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©.

A while back, he filed a civil rights suit with a defendant list going on for 57 pages. The defendants included George Bush, **** Cheney, Waffle House, the Pope, Jimmy Hoffa, Bill Gates, The Gambino Crime Family, the Secretary General of the UN, Tony Danza, Plato, Wu-Tang Clan, Mt. Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Malcolm X, Comcast, the Geneva Convention, and "Various Buddhist Monks"

 

[Heinz 57]

Sigh... Another vick gossiper.

 

[Spartans Rule]

This is not the first suit filed by Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©.

A while back, he filed a civil rights suit with a defendant list going on for 57 pages. The defendants included George Bush, **** Cheney, Waffle House, the Pope, Jimmy Hoffa, Bill Gates, The Gambino Crime Family, the Secretary General of the UN, Tony Danza, Plato, Wu-Tang Clan, Mt. Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Malcolm X, Comcast, the Geneva Convention, and "Various Buddhist Monks"

This guy is my new hero. 'Bout time someone stood up against the Magna Carta.

 

[bonesman]

This is not the first suit filed by Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©.

A while back, he filed a civil rights suit with a defendant list going on for 57 pages. The defendants included George Bush, **** Cheney, Waffle House, the Pope, Jimmy Hoffa, Bill Gates, The Gambino Crime Family, the Secretary General of the UN, Tony Danza, Plato, Wu-Tang Clan, Mt. Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Malcolm X, Comcast, the Geneva Convention, and "Various Buddhist Monks"

:X This guy is my new hero. 'Bout time someone stood up against the Magna Carta.

and Tsunami Victims.odd that he put Adam Weishaupt on there.... i don't think that guy even lived to the 1800s.

 

[RenegadeGM]

This is not the first suit filed by Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©.

A while back, he filed a civil rights suit with a defendant list going on for 57 pages. The defendants included George Bush, **** Cheney, Waffle House, the Pope, Jimmy Hoffa, Bill Gates, The Gambino Crime Family, the Secretary General of the UN, Tony Danza, Plato, Wu-Tang Clan, Mt. Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Malcolm X, Comcast, the Geneva Convention, and "Various Buddhist Monks"

slap victim?

 

[fatness]

This is not the first suit filed by Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©.

A while back, he filed a civil rights suit with a defendant list going on for 57 pages. The defendants included George Bush, **** Cheney, Waffle House, the Pope, Jimmy Hoffa, Bill Gates, The Gambino Crime Family, the Secretary General of the UN, Tony Danza, Plato, Wu-Tang Clan, Mt. Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Malcolm X, Comcast, the Geneva Convention, and "Various Buddhist Monks"

This guy is my new hero. 'Bout time someone stood up against the Magna Carta.

Mt. Rushmore has been getting away with too much crap for a long time now. I'm glad someone has the balls to put an end to it. There's a new sherriff in town, and his name is Jonathan Lee Riches©. Mt. Rushmore is out for 8 games, minimum. Book it.

 

[RenegadeGM]

This is not the first suit filed by Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©.

A while back, he filed a civil rights suit with a defendant list going on for 57 pages. The defendants included George Bush, **** Cheney, Waffle House, the Pope, Jimmy Hoffa, Bill Gates, The Gambino Crime Family, the Secretary General of the UN, Tony Danza, Plato, Wu-Tang Clan, Mt. Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Malcolm X, Comcast, the Geneva Convention, and "Various Buddhist Monks"

This guy is my new hero. 'Bout time someone stood up against the Magna Carta.

Mt. Rushmore has been getting away with too much crap for a long time now. I'm glad someone has the balls to put an end to it. There's a new sherriff in town, and his name is Jonathan Lee Riches©. Mt. Rushmore is out for 8 games, minimum. Book it.

That's two full seasons in man games lost. That will be tough to recover from.Yet Mt. Rushmore still refuses to comment on the case... odd.

 

[prymetyme25]

This is not the first suit filed by Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©.

A while back, he filed a civil rights suit with a defendant list going on for 57 pages. The defendants included George Bush, **** Cheney, Waffle House, the Pope, Jimmy Hoffa, Bill Gates, The Gambino Crime Family, the Secretary General of the UN, Tony Danza, Plato, Wu-Tang Clan, Mt. Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Malcolm X, Comcast, the Geneva Convention, and "Various Buddhist Monks"

This guy is my new hero. 'Bout time someone stood up against the Magna Carta.

Mt. Rushmore has been getting away with too much crap for a long time now. I'm glad someone has the balls to put an end to it. There's a new sherriff in town, and his name is Jonathan Lee Riches©. Mt. Rushmore is out for 8 games, minimum. Book it.

That's two full seasons in man games lost. That will be tough to recover from.Yet Mt. Rushmore still refuses to comment on the case... odd.

for anyone who needs a good laugh and has some free time please skim over last list it is hilarious.

 

[FightingWombat]

This is not the first suit filed by Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©.

A while back, he filed a civil rights suit with a defendant list going on for 57 pages. The defendants included George Bush, **** Cheney, Waffle House, the Pope, Jimmy Hoffa, Bill Gates, The Gambino Crime Family, the Secretary General of the UN, Tony Danza, Plato, Wu-Tang Clan, Mt. Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Malcolm X, Comcast, the Geneva Convention, and "Various Buddhist Monks"

That is hysterical!

Defendant

John Deere

Tractors

Defendant

Three Mile Island

Defendant

Tsunami Victims

Defendant

Meals on Wheels

Defendant

Plato

 

[RenegadeGM]

Defendant

WWW.ASKJEEVES.COM

 

[Pskov1420]

I'm sorry but that list is clearly unenforcable in law. Listed as a defendant is "PLANET OF PLUTO", when we all know Pluto is not a planet.

 

[-OZ-]

This is not the first suit filed by Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©.

A while back, he filed a civil rights suit with a defendant list going on for 57 pages. The defendants included George Bush, **** Cheney, Waffle House, the Pope, Jimmy Hoffa, Bill Gates, The Gambino Crime Family, the Secretary General of the UN, Tony Danza, Plato, Wu-Tang Clan, Mt. Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Malcolm X, Comcast, the Geneva Convention, and "Various Buddhist Monks"

This guy is my new hero. 'Bout time someone stood up against the Magna Carta.

Mt. Rushmore has been getting away with too much crap for a long time now. I'm glad someone has the balls to put an end to it. There's a new sherriff in town, and his name is Jonathan Lee Riches©. Mt. Rushmore is out for 8 games, minimum. Book it.

That's two full seasons in man games lost. That will be tough to recover from.Yet Mt. Rushmore still refuses to comment on the case... odd.

That two-faced son of a #####!

 

[bonesman]

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man.... I can't believe I didn't see it the first time through!

top of page 15 right above Slobadon Milosavich.

... dude is suing Green Bay's Lambeau Field!!!!!

that's going WAY too far.

 

[Mungo Burrows]

A few others:

Vern Minni Me

Philadelphia Eagles 2005 Roster, Including Donovan McNabb

The Appalachian Trail

Joey Buttafuoco

Nostradamus (Guess he saw this coming)

Fabio

Garden of Eden (in the immortal words of Marion Berry: "##### set me up!")

Holy Grail (Also The Da Vinci Code)

Huggies (Wonder how they violated his civil rights. )

Mt Rushmore should be in good company with the Eiffel Tower, Leaning Tower of Pisa, Aztec pyramids, Hoover Dam, Colossus of Rhodes, and the Great Wall of China

 

[Godsbrother]

I just heard that Vick was involved in the Kennedy assasination and the John Lennon murder.

VICK MUST BE STOPPED!!!!

 

[heckmanm]

"The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds... and Colonel Sanders, before he went ####-up."

 

[BigRed]

Sweet, 10 threads about this wasn't enough. Welcome to Tardville.

 

[Drop]

This is not the first suit filed by Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©.

A while back, he filed a civil rights suit with a defendant list going on for 57 pages. The defendants included George Bush, **** Cheney, Waffle House, the Pope, Jimmy Hoffa, Bill Gates, The Gambino Crime Family, the Secretary General of the UN, Tony Danza, Plato, Wu-Tang Clan, Mt. Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Malcolm X, Comcast, the Geneva Convention, and "Various Buddhist Monks"

slap victim?

It's funny that Tony Danza stuck out to you too. As I was reading this topic I was thinking oh well it's some mentally ill prisoner just trying to keep busy by coming up with this story, but after seeing Tony Danza named in the case you have to give this guy some credibility. I'm sure everyone will write this guy off as some nut and 10 years later everything he said will be proven true. You just don't make stuff up about Tony D. Everyone else on the list I could see doing criminal things, except for Mt. Rushmore which is a mountain and doesn't make sense. I guess prison can do that to you though, so I'll let it slide. This prophet understands invoking Danza's name will make people take notice and expand their minds to the possibility of such a vast conspiracy. One man's sick skitzo prisoner is another man's Nostradamus. If this was thousands of years ago, this guy would be writing religious books for sure, I think the bible warned of the coming of Vick didn't it? Something about life being about suppression or something. Who knows, that religion stuff is so scientific who can keep up with it all.edit: i see that nostradamus is named, but you know what i mean above. i have not read all the information, but i'm convinced this guy is for real, unless chuck norris is named somewhere in the case. if that were true, i think it would tear a black hole in the space time continuum and nothing would exist ever, so it's safe to say this guy isn't crazy.