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FBG vs Great White Shark (1 Viewer)

Who comes out alive?

  • FBG

    Votes: 14 29.8%

  • Great White Shark

    Votes: 33 70.2%
  • Total voters
    47
Dan Lambskin

Dan Lambskin

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OK I think the wolf debate is settled. How about this scenario:

You must battle to the death a 20 foot great white shark in an Olympic sized swimming pool.  For sale of argument it is filled with salt water and 8 feet deep.  There is no escaping the pool

You must enter the pool with a small laceration on your left thigh.  Shark is blood lusted and morals off

You are allowed 1 week prep and are armed with a butter knife 

What is the outcome? 

 
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Dan Lambskin said:
OK I think the wolf debate is settled. How about this scenario:

You must battle to the death a great white shark in an Olympic sized swimming pool.  For sale of argument it is filled with salt water and 8 feet deep.  There is no escaping the pool

You must enter the pool with a small laceration on your left thigh.  Shark is blood lusted and morals off

You are allowed 1 week prep and are armed with a butter knife 

What is the outcome? 
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Grab the nose, and flip it over. Time to sleep shark. The rip out it's gills. Video of a Tiger Shark. And you didn't mention the size of the shark...is it the 20+ft monster or is it foot long baby??

 
at 8' deep it's not gonna be able to hit me from below by surprise, which is in my favor. but a butter knife ain't gonna do much to penetrate a Great White's skin, so even if i get lucky and gouge out both eyes without sustaining a devastating bite, it may not die, so it could be a draw. 

there was no mention in the OP about GW's size: if it's a 3.5 footer or less i might have a shot to survive, anything bigger than that and GW wins hands down. 

 
I'll hit the bottom of the ocean and be dead before he got me so I win via DQ  due to ocean water in my lungs interference. 

 
I have isolated a song of the Hollaback Whale that translates to "Neptune Said Knock You Out" - dont call me a snakpak etc etc etc - and learned it phonetically. I am told it will keep any undersea creature at bay ad infinitum. Swimmng! Winning!! And i'm just gettin' WARM!!!

 
Butter knife no..but  Give me a Ginsu and I think I could take it down. 

I wrestled in HS..if I could take the sharks back I could jab its eyes out with the Ginsu..then have my way with it.

 
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Dan Lambskin said:
OK I think the wolf debate is settled. How about this scenario:

You must battle to the death a 20 foot great white shark in an Olympic sized swimming pool.  For sale of argument it is filled with salt water and 8 feet deep.  There is no escaping the pool

You must enter the pool with a small laceration on your left thigh.  Shark is blood lusted and morals off

You are allowed 1 week prep and are armed with a butter knife 

What is the outcome? 
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Steaks on the grill by 6 PM.

 
FBG has one week to prepare. Great White has millions of years of evolution as the biggest baddass in the water.

It wouldn't even be close.

 
Great White by a mile.  We have too many gentle snowflakes around here who melt when someone looks at them cross-eyed.

 
So I would have one week to say my goodbyes, do whatever I wanted, and get the best life insurance for my family cause I'm dead.

 
https://youtu.be/ZoHAf7VtIhA

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/05/porn-star-bitten-by-shark-trying-to-film-underwater-promo/?adid=hero1?adid=hero1

A porn star shooting an underwater ad for a sex cam company was attacked by a shark and badly bitten.

Molly Cavalli dropped down under water into a shark cage wearing a hot white swimsuit and her presence apparently enticed a 10-foot lemon shark.

Check out the vid ... Molly panics when the shark approaches, and next thing you know she's screaming as she clutches her bloody foot.

The crew pulled her up to safety, but the shark had done some serious damage ... it took 20 stitches to close the wound.

 
LAUNCH said:
https://youtu.be/ZoHAf7VtIhA

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/05/porn-star-bitten-by-shark-trying-to-film-underwater-promo/?adid=hero1?adid=hero1

A porn star shooting an underwater ad for a sex cam company was attacked by a shark and badly bitten.

Molly Cavalli dropped down under water into a shark cage wearing a hot white swimsuit and her presence apparently enticed a 10-foot lemon shark.

Check out the vid ... Molly panics when the shark approaches, and next thing you know she's screaming as she clutches her bloody foot.

The crew pulled her up to safety, but the shark had done some serious damage ... it took 20 stitches to close the wound.
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New genre.

 
I didn't read the post but I'm 100% positive I could kill the #### out of a great white shark as long as we are both on open dry land.

 
LAUNCH said:
https://youtu.be/ZoHAf7VtIhA

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/05/porn-star-bitten-by-shark-trying-to-film-underwater-promo/?adid=hero1?adid=hero1

A porn star shooting an underwater ad for a sex cam company was attacked by a shark and badly bitten.

Molly Cavalli dropped down under water into a shark cage wearing a hot white swimsuit and her presence apparently enticed a 10-foot lemon shark.

Check out the vid ... Molly panics when the shark approaches, and next thing you know she's screaming as she clutches her bloody foot.

The crew pulled her up to safety, but the shark had done some serious damage ... it took 20 stitches to close the wound.
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Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark. Farewell and adieu to you, fair CamGirl. Farewell and adieu, you CamGirls of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again. 

 
LAUNCH said:
https://youtu.be/ZoHAf7VtIhA

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/05/porn-star-bitten-by-shark-trying-to-film-underwater-promo/?adid=hero1?adid=hero1

A porn star shooting an underwater ad for a sex cam company was attacked by a shark and badly bitten.

Molly Cavalli dropped down under water into a shark cage wearing a hot white swimsuit and her presence apparently enticed a 10-foot lemon shark.

Check out the vid ... Molly panics when the shark approaches, and next thing you know she's screaming as she clutches her bloody foot.

The crew pulled her up to safety, but the shark had done some serious damage ... it took 20 stitches to close the wound.
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The shark was immediately sent to the hospital for a series of antibiotic shots

 
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Shark dies due to suffocating in the massive cloud of panic induced #### coming out of my ##$.

 
No, the hitting it in the nose is a proven thing

I saw Archer do it and set some sort of record

 
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8 ft of water?   Lights out.  Shark wins every time. And lol at a butter knife.  That would barely tickle a great white. 

5ft of water?   Shark probably still wins every time. 

 
I just use the first 10 lessons I gave to Chuck Norris.  Then, while the shark is disoriented and suffocating, I climb on top of it's back and leap into the air.  You catch that?  I jumped the shark.

 
kutta said:
FBG has one week to prepare. Great White has millions of years of evolution as the biggest baddass in the water.

It wouldn't even be close.
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Killer Whales are far more dangerous than Great Whites.  They retreat like little #####es when confronted by orcas.

 
You can watch an orca kill a great white on YouTube.  They are the alpha predator in the see and it's not even close. 

 
chet said:
Killer Whales are far more dangerous than Great Whites.  They retreat like little #####es when confronted by orcas.
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http://gizmodo.com/killer-whales-eat-enormous-great-white-shark-in-south-a-1795016535

According to the Marine Dynamics shark cage diving company’s blog, a shark missing its liver is a likely sign that an orca had enjoyed it, possibly with some fava beans and a nice chianti, though those details aren’t confirmed. Nor did the researchers confirm how many orcas attacked the shark. As for why the hungry whales focused on the liver, Towner pointed out that shark liver contains lots of the nutrient squalene.

But on the morning of May 3rd, someone spotted a 16-foot, 2500-pound dead behemoth. That’s around the same length and half the weight of a full-size Mercedes-Benz.

 
This is too easy.

Get the shark to swallow you whole, then while it is gloating you cut your way out.

I'm talking about burying him and putting a stake through his ****ing heart.

 
I understand that a butter knife to the cloaca will make it your friend for life.  the difficulty is getting it up in thar before you become a meal. 

 
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