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Feds Wonder Why Fat Girls Can’t Get Dates (1 Viewer)

Al O'Pecia

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That's the actual article title, not me paraphrasing. :lol:

Feds Wonder Why Fat Girls Can’t Get Dates

The federal government is spending nearly a half a million dollars to find out why obese teenage girls have a hard time getting dates.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded a $466,642 grant last week for the study, which will examine whether social skills have an impact on why obese girls have fewer dating experiences than their less obese counterparts.

“Mounting evidence demonstrates that weight influences intimate (i.e., dating and sexual) relationship formation and sexual negotiations among adolescent girls,” the grant’s abstract states. “Obese girls consistently report having fewer dating and sexual experiences, but more sexual risk behaviors (i.e., condom nonuse) once they are sexually active.”

“The conceptual framework that has guided this research presumes that differences in the social skills for relating to peers and intimate partners along with differences in the relationship experiences of obese and non-obese girls account for these differences,” it said.

“However, no studies have actually examined whether the interpersonal skills and intimate relationships of obese and non-obese girls differ.”

Professors at the Magee-Womens Research Institute and Foundation in Pittsburgh will try to answer this question over the next four years. The end date for the project is listed as May 2018.

The study will specifically look at whether overweight teen girls develop relationship skills later in life, and will compare their “trajectories of romantic and sexual relationship characteristics” with others. The researchers will also contrast “obese and non-obese African American and White adolescent girls.”

The grant called the project “innovative.”

“Our proposal is innovative as it is the first study to explore relationship context as a mechanism linking obesity to adolescent girls’ sexual risk-taking behaviors,” it said.

The study will use national and population-based data to find “nuances” for understanding how social skills affect dating behaviors.

“We take a developmental approach by examining how relationship experiences evolve over time,” the grant said. “Finally, by exploring how relationship experiences differ among African American and White adolescent girls, our approach acknowledges that cultural differences in beauty norms exist and are important.”

The project also said it is important to public health because the results could be used for “sexual risk-reduction interventions” and “sexual negotiation skills building programs.”

The study is being led by Dr. Aletha Akers, an assistant professor in the Department of Obstetrics, Gynecology & Reproductive Sciences at Magee-Womens Research Institute.

Akers has been studying the issue for years. Results of a 2009 study found that actual body weight had no influence over whether a teenager was sexually active, but perceptions of being overweight did.

“Girls who saw themselves as overweight, however, were about 20 percent less likely to say they were sexually active,” according to Reuters Health. “At the same time, though, when these girls were sexually active, they were more likely than their peers to have started having sex before age 13.”

Her latest project, entitled, “Role of Romantic Relationships in the Sexual Behavior of Obese and Non-Obese Girls,” is a follow up to a preliminary study Akers conducted for the NIH.

Akers received $359,417 between 2011 and 2012 to study how an adolescent’s weight affects their sexual behavior.

She also authored a research paper entitled, “When you got nothing to do, you do somebody,” that concluded teens who lack parental supervision and community activities are put in situations that “promoted sexual and other risk behaviors.”
The bolded would make a great country song title.

It's also an apt description of my college years.

 
Let me summarize. Fat chicks have a more difficult time getting dates because in general (Christo excluded) guys aren't very attracted to fat chicks. To counteract the attraction deficit, some fat chicks compensate by being more willing and more giving in the amorous arts.

Now, I'd prefer the $466k in cash, but a cashiers check would be acceptable as well.

 
Let me summarize. Fat chicks have a more difficult time getting dates because in general (Christo excluded) guys aren't very attracted to fat chicks. To counteract the attraction deficit, some fat chicks compensate by being more willing and more giving in the amorous arts.

Now, I'd prefer the $466k in cash, but a cashiers check would be acceptable as well.
It's studies like these that will eventually get the NIH defunded. If you add up all the studies that throw money at looking for anything but the obvious conclusion around obesity alone, it probably totals over $50m in the past decade.

But yeah, what you said, no study is needed.

And seriously, at what point in your post-doc education do they teach you to write english words without actually composing an English sentence:

“The conceptual framework that has guided this research presumes that differences in the social skills for relating to peers and intimate partners along with differences in the relationship experiences of obese and non-obese girls account for these differences,” it said.

WTF??? Seriously someone translate this garbage!

Wow it gets better with every line:

“However, no studies have actually examined whether the interpersonal skills and intimate relationships of obese and non-obese girls differ.”

No #### poindexter. No one prior to now has ever been stupid enough to suggest it's anything other than the unsightly and unattractive rolls of ####### fat surrounding the fat girls that is having an effect.

So not only will this attempt to ignore the obvious take up four ####### years of time, this is the second such grant making the effort to ignore that fat chicks are simply unattractive now a million-dollar endeavor.

All to essentially find out what the moped joke tells us.

 
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They just need to hang around guys who are blackout drunk and have been blowing lines all night. They will get all the loving they want, all night long. So I hear.

 
I knew this large girl in college wonderful personality,very smart, obviously up for anything you might want to do in the bed,unfortunately could not get past the body odor. To this day I can't be around a larger lady without recalling the sickly sweet smell of whatever that stuff is that grows in between rolls of fat. Sometimes you can get a nasty smell that's not too pleasant off of a skinny girl, say doing it doggystyle with someone who hasn't been particularly careful with the use of toilet paper but even that isn't nearly the buzz kill as all pervasive smell of body odor.

 
I knew this large girl in college wonderful personality,very smart, obviously up for anything you might want to do in the bed,unfortunately could not get past the body odor. To this day I can't be around a larger lady without recalling the sickly sweet smell of whatever that stuff is that grows in between rolls of fat. Sometimes you can get a nasty smell that's not too pleasant off of a skinny girl, say doing it doggystyle with someone who hasn't been particularly careful with the use of toilet paper but even that isn't nearly the buzz kill as all pervasive smell of body odor.
Dude, over disclosure

 
I knew this large girl in college wonderful personality,very smart, obviously up for anything you might want to do in the bed,unfortunately could not get past the body odor. To this day I can't be around a larger lady without recalling the sickly sweet smell of whatever that stuff is that grows in between rolls of fat. Sometimes you can get a nasty smell that's not too pleasant off of a skinny girl, say doing it doggystyle with someone who hasn't been particularly careful with the use of toilet paper but even that isn't nearly the buzz kill as all pervasive smell of body odor.
Dude, over disclosure
I just can't conceive of being covered in that smell during the after glow.
 
I knew this large girl in college wonderful personality,very smart, obviously up for anything you might want to do in the bed,unfortunately could not get past the body odor. To this day I can't be around a larger lady without recalling the sickly sweet smell of whatever that stuff is that grows in between rolls of fat. Sometimes you can get a nasty smell that's not too pleasant off of a skinny girl, say doing it doggystyle with someone who hasn't been particularly careful with the use of toilet paper but even that isn't nearly the buzz kill as all pervasive smell of body odor.
Ugh

I just walked out of the Chipotle line after 37 min

 
Vike Me said:
Hot Diggity Dog said:
I knew this large girl in college wonderful personality,very smart, obviously up for anything you might want to do in the bed,unfortunately could not get past the body odor. To this day I can't be around a larger lady without recalling the sickly sweet smell of whatever that stuff is that grows in between rolls of fat. Sometimes you can get a nasty smell that's not too pleasant off of a skinny girl, say doing it doggystyle with someone who hasn't been particularly careful with the use of toilet paper but even that isn't nearly the buzz kill as all pervasive smell of body odor.
Dude, over disclosure
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This is ridiculous that we are wasting this kind of money to tell us something we already know. Fat girls give it up easy.

I don't think any of the sexual stuff is related though. That probably has more to due with overall attractiveness.

For example, if a guy that is a 10 is with a girl that is a 2 he is likely to be able to pressure her into not using a condom than if the girl was a 10. Not all 2's have to be fat.

 
Clifford said:
coyote5 said:
Let me summarize. Fat chicks have a more difficult time getting dates because in general (Christo excluded) guys aren't very attracted to fat chicks. To counteract the attraction deficit, some fat chicks compensate by being more willing and more giving in the amorous arts.

Now, I'd prefer the $466k in cash, but a cashiers check would be acceptable as well.
It's studies like these that will eventually get the NIH defunded. If you add up all the studies that throw money at looking for anything but the obvious conclusion around obesity alone, it probably totals over $50m in the past decade.But yeah, what you said, no study is needed.

And seriously, at what point in your post-doc education do they teach you to write english words without actually composing an English sentence:

The conceptual framework that has guided this research presumes that differences in the social skills for relating to peers and intimate partners along with differences in the relationship experiences of obese and non-obese girls account for these differences, it said.

WTF??? Seriously someone translate this garbage!

Wow it gets better with every line:

However, no studies have actually examined whether the interpersonal skills and intimate relationships of obese and non-obese girls differ.

No #### poindexter. No one prior to now has ever been stupid enough to suggest it's anything other than the unsightly and unattractive rolls of ####### fat surrounding the fat girls that is having an effect.

So not only will this attempt to ignore the obvious take up four ####### years of time, this is the second such grant making the effort to ignore that fat chicks are simply unattractive now a million-dollar endeavor.

All to essentially find out what the moped joke tells us.
I love both your energy and anger in correctly dissecting this very important topic.Would you please do another screed about how the study is kind of racist because some guys prefer the thicker chicks?

 

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