Fictitious Upcoming M. Night Shyamalan Movies (1 Viewer)

[McJose]

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three kids go to 7-11 to get cherry slurpees. they're out and can only get cola. one of them gets pissed and throws his on the clerk. the clerk turns out to be an alien from the 18th century, who is allergic to caffeine. he has an adverse reaction and feels very distressed for a few moments.

 

[The General]

This one is real apparently: The Visit

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The Package

A man receives a mysterious package in the mail. In a surprise twist, the package is the new checks he ordered from his bank. The man is also gay.

Rules

 

[Insein]

Maybe he can do a comedy. That'd be a twist.

 

[CBusAlex]

Man this was a good thread.

 

[El Floppo]

was this thre thread entirely inhabited by OPM aliai?

 

[Scoresman]

This one is real apparently: The Visit

The twist is they're in soviet russia and the grandparents were the ones visiting the girl!

 

[Aerial Assault]

The Happening Signs of the Village Lady in the Air or Water

A young woman (Bryce Dallas Howard) moves into a suburban apartment complex in downtown Philadelphia (Baltimore). The complex is populated with dead people she can't see and ill-prepared offscreen aliens who hate baseball. Secretly, however, her life is a lie, as she is monitored and controlled by Internerds hoping to see her naked. In a surprise twist, her neighbor (Paul Giamatti) spends his days in the communal pool, flicking water at the skittish aliens and furiously masturbating under the influence of malevolent tree spores.

 

[RC94]

Humans decide to invade a planet where the majority of the surface is covered in hydrochloric acid, the atmosphere consists largely of hydrochloric acid, it regularly rains hydrochloric acid, and the creatures inhabiting the planet need to drink hydrochloric acid to survive and as a result hydrochloric acid makes up a large percentage of most of the living beings on the planet. As a twist, the humans run around on this planet naked because the inhabitants can't see us if we are naked.

 

[cstu]

The Visit

Two grandchildren visit their grandparents for the first time and decide to film a documentary about it. As a twist, it's actually good.

 

[Run It Up]

The Visit

Two grandchildren visit their grandparents for the first time and decide to film a documentary about it. As a twist, it's actually good.

I thought it was an okay movie, compared to M. Night stuff recently it was better, but compared to his old stuff it wasn't very good.

It felt like there was a meta-suspense going on throughout making me wanna dig deeper to figure out the true goings-on.

 

[RC94]

Humans decide to invade a planet where the majority of the surface is covered in hydrochloric acid, the atmosphere consists largely of hydrochloric acid, it regularly rains hydrochloric acid, and the creatures inhabiting the planet need to drink hydrochloric acid to survive and as a result hydrochloric acid makes up a large percentage of most of the living beings on the planet. As a twist, the humans run around on this planet naked because the inhabitants can't see us if we are naked.

He would call this Signs 2.

 

[cstu]

The Visit

Two grandchildren visit their grandparents for the first time and decide to film a documentary about it. As a twist, it's actually good.

I thought it was an okay movie, compared to M. Night stuff recently it was better, but compared to his old stuff it wasn't very good.

It felt like there was a meta-suspense going on throughout making me wanna dig deeper to figure out the true goings-on.

Thought it was his best since The Village. I'm a big fan of psychological horror and this had it in spades. I also felt like there was much more going on that was being alluded to but not explained - one of the things that was how much fun the mom was having while they were gone.