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FILL IN THE BLANK: I want to dance to ________ (1 Viewer)

Tom Servo

Tom Servo

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My nephew is getting married in March. On the invitation he and his fiancée sent out, it has the usual YES/NO, how many adults/kids, and chicken/beef questions. But it also asks what song you want to dance to. This will be a Catholic wedding with your usual cross-section of humanity at the reception.

Now, my first instinct is to write in "Kung Fu Fighting". I want something tacky, shtick-filled and something that elicits a groan when it starts to play.

Anyone have any suggestions? Shtick answers welcome and encouraged.

 
Tom Servo said:
My nephew is getting married in March. On the invitation he and his fiancée sent out, it has the usual YES/NO, how many adults/kids, and chicken/beef questions. But it also asks what song you want to dance to. This will be a Catholic wedding with your usual cross-section of humanity at the reception.

Now, my first instinct is to write in "Kung Fu Fighting". I want something tacky, shtick-filled and something that elicits a groan when it starts to play.

Anyone have any suggestions? Shtick answers welcome and encouraged.
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Depending on when in the evening it is played, and the consumption of alcohol, it will get a groan as people are flooding to the dance floor. It will then get remembered as the dance of the nite!

 
It won't matter.  The bridesmaids will weigh down the front of the playlist with all their country bs, and all the good songs might get a run when everyone is outside chucking bird seed at the spoiled brat.  

Eta* the spoiled brat being the bride not your nephew  :thumbup:

 
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Quez said:
It won't matter.  The bridesmaids will weigh down the front of the playlist with all their country bs, and all the good songs might get a run when everyone is outside chucking bird seed at the spoiled brat.  

Eta* the spoiled brat being the bride not your nephew  :thumbup:
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Actually, his bride-to-be is pretty cool. I'm not sure she's into country. If we were talking Cash, Waylon, then :thumbup:  ; otherwise :yucky:

 
1) Request Midnight Show by The Killers

2) Talk about the stripper you used to be in love with

3)  :cry:  a little bit. Then go out and dance like you mean it.  

4) You are now the perfect uncle at a wedding. Profit. $$$$

 
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