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[ClownCausedChaos2]

Or....Perhaps its as simple as my memory is better than yours.

When it comes to details that are so miniscule they arent worth remembering then it certainly is.Is that really all you needed?

No.I would also like to point out my insane copy-and-paste skills from multiple threads into a single thread on a mobile device. I'm quite proud of that.

You did that on mobile?Impressed!

I'd like to do the little guy in the bow tie taking a bow, but I'm not there yet. Baby steps.

 

[fantasycurse42]

 

[bluemagic]

Put your money where your mouth is FancyPurse42.

You are so obsessed with exposing me and you now have your chance.

My name is Jason Michael Francis. My adress at the time was 2412 Wilson Ave Bronx NY 10469

DOB= 5/20/84

Do you know Harrison Stevens?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Put your money where your mouth is FancyPurse42.

You are so obsessed with exposing me and you now have your chance.

My name is Jason Michael Francis. My adress at the time was 2412 Wilson Ave Bronx NY 10469

DOB= 5/20/84

Do you know Harrison Stevens?

No. Who the hell is that?

 

[bluemagic]

Put your money where your mouth is FancyPurse42.

You are so obsessed with exposing me and you now have your chance.

My name is Jason Michael Francis. My adress at the time was 2412 Wilson Ave Bronx NY 10469

DOB= 5/20/84

Do you know Harrison Stevens?

No. Who the hell is that?

Oh, he's one of the toughest guys ever to come around these parts. I figured with you being 6' and almost being a fireman that you might know the guy.

 

[Godsbrother]

So if you move in with your gf's parents are you going to eat Mom's cooking?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Put your money where your mouth is FancyPurse42.

You are so obsessed with exposing me and you now have your chance.

My name is Jason Michael Francis. My adress at the time was 2412 Wilson Ave Bronx NY 10469

DOB= 5/20/84

Do you know Harrison Stevens?

No. Who the hell is that?

Oh, he's one of the toughest guys ever to come around these parts. I figured with you being 6' and almost being a fireman that you might know the guy.

What parts?

 

[Silver & Black]

I start every morning with a cup of joe and read these threads while watching sportscenter. Great way to start the day.

 

[MC Gas Money]

So if you move in with your gf's parents are you going to eat Mom's cooking?

Yes. She has simplified the meals for me when I come over, ill be helping out with cooking as much as I can as well.

 

[thayman]

Put your money where your mouth is FancyPurse42.

You are so obsessed with exposing me and you now have your chance.

My name is Jason Michael Francis. My adress at the time was 2412 Wilson Ave Bronx NY 10469

DOB= 5/20/84

You have three first names.

 

[bluemagic]

Put your money where your mouth is FancyPurse42.

You are so obsessed with exposing me and you now have your chance.

My name is Jason Michael Francis. My adress at the time was 2412 Wilson Ave Bronx NY 10469

DOB= 5/20/84

Do you know Harrison Stevens?

No. Who the hell is that?

Oh, he's one of the toughest guys ever to come around these parts. I figured with you being 6' and almost being a fireman that you might know the guy.

What parts?

These parts. It's all good, he probably wouldn't like you anyway.

 

[Godsbrother]

So if you move in with your gf's parents are you going to eat Mom's cooking?

Yes. She has simplified the meals for me when I come over, ill be helping out with cooking as much as I can as well.

Nice. I hope they like salsa

 

[MC Gas Money]

So if you move in with your gf's parents are you going to eat Mom's cooking?

Yes. She has simplified the meals for me when I come over, ill be helping out with cooking as much as I can as well.

Nice. I hope they like salsa

They do, but I also make other stuff. Ive cooked professionally. I cant wait to make a pot of gravy and meatballs. Its been a long time since I had the oppurtunity.

 

[bluemagic]

Dos Equis really screwed up when they settled for that other guy.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Put your money where your mouth is FancyPurse42.

You are so obsessed with exposing me and you now have your chance.

My name is Jason Michael Francis. My adress at the time was 2412 Wilson Ave Bronx NY 10469

DOB= 5/20/84

Do you know Harrison Stevens?

No. Who the hell is that?

Oh, he's one of the toughest guys ever to come around these parts. I figured with you being 6' and almost being a fireman that you might know the guy.

What parts?

These parts. It's all good, he probably wouldn't like you anyway.

Of course not. Nobody gets along with me.

 

[TenTimes]

Or....Perhaps its as simple as my memory is better than yours.

When it comes to details that are so miniscule they arent worth remembering then it certainly is.Is that really all you needed?

No.I would also like to point out my insane copy-and-paste skills from multiple threads into a single thread on a mobile device. I'm quite proud of that.

that actually is pretty impressive. you know your craft

 

[MC Gas Money]

Dos Equis really screwed up when they settled for that other guy.

Im not interesting in a marketable way.

 

[bluemagic]

Put your money where your mouth is FancyPurse42.

You are so obsessed with exposing me and you now have your chance.

My name is Jason Michael Francis. My adress at the time was 2412 Wilson Ave Bronx NY 10469

DOB= 5/20/84

Do you know Harrison Stevens?

No. Who the hell is that?

Oh, he's one of the toughest guys ever to come around these parts. I figured with you being 6' and almost being a fireman that you might know the guy.

What parts?

These parts. It's all good, he probably wouldn't like you anyway.

Of course not. Nobody gets along with me.

Completely understandable.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Add professional cook to the list of talents.

 

[bluemagic]

Dos Equis really screwed up when they settled for that other guy.

Im not interesting in a marketable way.

True. You're more like a case study of someone who lives in a fantasy world.

 

[bluemagic]

Add professional cook to the list of talents.

Gravy AND meatballs.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Add professional cook to the list of talents.

Just button your piehole FancyPurse42 and check the FDNY records

 

[MC Gas Money]

And pasta made from scratch

 

[MC Gas Money]

Dos Equis really screwed up when they settled for that other guy.

Im not interesting in a marketable way.

True. You're more like a case study of someone who lives in a fantasy world.

That was pretty lame.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Wait a minute. From the beer thread:

When I used to get wasted every night to combat my insomnia I would pound three or four 40's of bud a night. I stopped drinking for almost a year and then would drink a couple times a month but only Guinness and Sapporo.

Last week I drank a bud and it was one of the most disgusting things I ever tasted. After getting used to good beer it just tasted like fermented urine. I cant believe its the most popular beer in america.

Does anyone really like that swill?

From February:

Last week my band accused me of having a drinking problem. We practice twice a week for 2 hours each time. I always drink 3-4 tall boys, usually bud light with lime because it soithes ny throat. Nobody else in the band drinks. My rythm guitarist smokes pot but not at practice.

We may play a show at a festival near albany next month. I asked if there would be alcohol abd my bass player said there wasnt and that he is worried I have a drinking problem. He is an alcoholic who has been sober for 15 years..

They fired me lasy year because I wasnt honest about being in rehab before and living in a halfway house. They asked me back a few months ago, as I knew they would, because im one of the best black metal vocalists in the world let alone locally so they cant replace me. We jammed again last night and the conversation went like this...

Bassist-" you never used to drink before. The other day we practiced at 10 am and you drank a whole 6-pack before 11"

Me- "first, im 215 pounds, a 6-pack barely gets me buzzed. Second, time of day is irrelevant. Third, I always do a good job. Practice is the only time I have fun. Im 30 and ill drink beer if I want to"

Bassist- "you are drinking too frequently"

Me- "two nights a week isnt frequent. Unless drinking affects my ability to perform, which it wont, you have no point"

Lead guitar- "ok fine. If it becomes a problem then we will bring it up"

Bassist- "not if......when"

Me- " so because you are an alcoholic you think everyone who has a drink is a potential alcoholic? Im drinking bud light not shooting china white" then I chugged the rest of my beer

Bassist- "your responses are predictable"

Rythm guitar- "im staying out of this"

Drummer- silent

Me- " bottom line, im good at what I do. I wont be treated like a baby. Either you deal with it or kick me out but you couldnt replace me a year ago and you cant replace me now. You are the one with the problem, not me"

Everyone goes silent. We did one more set and I kicked butt. Now my bassist wont talk to me.

Now I feel like I have to continue to drink at every practice and show just to prove that I wont let anyone tell me what to do.

Good catch!

 

[bluemagic]

And pasta made from scratch

And lies made of deceit, fantasy and trolling.

 

[bluemagic]

Dos Equis really screwed up when they settled for that other guy.

Im not interesting in a marketable way.

True. You're more like a case study of someone who lives in a fantasy world.

That was pretty lame.

Sometimes the truth is boring. You should try it sometime.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Add professional cook to the list of talents.

Just button your piehole FancyPurse42 and check the FDNY records

Anyone with a job or life would understand a task like that is a process... I wouldn't expect you to understand. I nor my FIL is scrambling to check a lie by a lunatic on the internet. Between the time I get to see him and ask, then him calling a friend, then the friend getting back to him would prob take a week to a month. Don't worry, I'll have him get me the info

 

[MC Gas Money]

And pasta made from scratch

And lies made of deceit, fantasy and trolling.

Why arent you exercising a little more quality control on your posts?

Id be happy to give you my gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test it yourself

Ok, now hit me with another zinger that is just a rewording of the previous two

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wait a minute. From the beer thread:

When I used to get wasted every night to combat my insomnia I would pound three or four 40's of bud a night. I stopped drinking for almost a year and then would drink a couple times a month but only Guinness and Sapporo.

Last week I drank a bud and it was one of the most disgusting things I ever tasted. After getting used to good beer it just tasted like fermented urine. I cant believe its the most popular beer in america.

Does anyone really like that swill?

From February:

Last week my band accused me of having a drinking problem. We practice twice a week for 2 hours each time. I always drink 3-4 tall boys, usually bud light with lime because it soithes ny throat. Nobody else in the band drinks. My rythm guitarist smokes pot but not at practice.

We may play a show at a festival near albany next month. I asked if there would be alcohol abd my bass player said there wasnt and that he is worried I have a drinking problem. He is an alcoholic who has been sober for 15 years..

They fired me lasy year because I wasnt honest about being in rehab before and living in a halfway house. They asked me back a few months ago, as I knew they would, because im one of the best black metal vocalists in the world let alone locally so they cant replace me. We jammed again last night and the conversation went like this...

Bassist-" you never used to drink before. The other day we practiced at 10 am and you drank a whole 6-pack before 11"

Me- "first, im 215 pounds, a 6-pack barely gets me buzzed. Second, time of day is irrelevant. Third, I always do a good job. Practice is the only time I have fun. Im 30 and ill drink beer if I want to"

Bassist- "you are drinking too frequently"

Me- "two nights a week isnt frequent. Unless drinking affects my ability to perform, which it wont, you have no point"

Lead guitar- "ok fine. If it becomes a problem then we will bring it up"

Bassist- "not if......when"

Me- " so because you are an alcoholic you think everyone who has a drink is a potential alcoholic? Im drinking bud light not shooting china white" then I chugged the rest of my beer

Bassist- "your responses are predictable"

Rythm guitar- "im staying out of this"

Drummer- silent

Me- " bottom line, im good at what I do. I wont be treated like a baby. Either you deal with it or kick me out but you couldnt replace me a year ago and you cant replace me now. You are the one with the problem, not me"

Everyone goes silent. We did one more set and I kicked butt. Now my bassist wont talk to me.

Now I feel like I have to continue to drink at every practice and show just to prove that I wont let anyone tell me what to do.

Good catch!

On mobile which makes it 3x more impressive IMO.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Wait a minute. From the beer thread:

When I used to get wasted every night to combat my insomnia I would pound three or four 40's of bud a night. I stopped drinking for almost a year and then would drink a couple times a month but only Guinness and Sapporo.

Last week I drank a bud and it was one of the most disgusting things I ever tasted. After getting used to good beer it just tasted like fermented urine. I cant believe its the most popular beer in america.

Does anyone really like that swill?

From February:

Last week my band accused me of having a drinking problem. We practice twice a week for 2 hours each time. I always drink 3-4 tall boys, usually bud light with lime because it soithes ny throat. Nobody else in the band drinks. My rythm guitarist smokes pot but not at practice.

We may play a show at a festival near albany next month. I asked if there would be alcohol abd my bass player said there wasnt and that he is worried I have a drinking problem. He is an alcoholic who has been sober for 15 years..

They fired me lasy year because I wasnt honest about being in rehab before and living in a halfway house. They asked me back a few months ago, as I knew they would, because im one of the best black metal vocalists in the world let alone locally so they cant replace me. We jammed again last night and the conversation went like this...

Bassist-" you never used to drink before. The other day we practiced at 10 am and you drank a whole 6-pack before 11"

Me- "first, im 215 pounds, a 6-pack barely gets me buzzed. Second, time of day is irrelevant. Third, I always do a good job. Practice is the only time I have fun. Im 30 and ill drink beer if I want to"

Bassist- "you are drinking too frequently"

Me- "two nights a week isnt frequent. Unless drinking affects my ability to perform, which it wont, you have no point"

Lead guitar- "ok fine. If it becomes a problem then we will bring it up"

Bassist- "not if......when"

Me- " so because you are an alcoholic you think everyone who has a drink is a potential alcoholic? Im drinking bud light not shooting china white" then I chugged the rest of my beer

Bassist- "your responses are predictable"

Rythm guitar- "im staying out of this"

Drummer- silent

Me- " bottom line, im good at what I do. I wont be treated like a baby. Either you deal with it or kick me out but you couldnt replace me a year ago and you cant replace me now. You are the one with the problem, not me"

Everyone goes silent. We did one more set and I kicked butt. Now my bassist wont talk to me.

Now I feel like I have to continue to drink at every practice and show just to prove that I wont let anyone tell me what to do.

Good catch!

It was just a tiny bit of hyperbole. I think its far more interesting that clowns life is boring enough to remember that.

 

[bluemagic]

And pasta made from scratch

And lies made of deceit, fantasy and trolling.

Why arent you exercising a little more quality control on your posts?

Id be happy to give you my gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test it yourself

Ok, now hit me with another zinger that is just a rewording of the previous two

I'll give it a shot...

Why aren't you exercising with your gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test control on your posts?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Add professional cook to the list of talents.

Just button your piehole FancyPurse42 and check the FDNY records

Anyone with a job or life would understand a task like that is a process... I wouldn't expect you to understand. I nor my FIL is scrambling to check a lie by a lunatic on the internet. Between the time I get to see him and ask, then him calling a friend, then the friend getting back to him would prob take a week to a month. Don't worry, I'll have him get me the info

I csnt wait. I really hope you are honest about it once you get the results.

Name, address and DOB should be enough right?

 

[MC Gas Money]

And pasta made from scratch

And lies made of deceit, fantasy and trolling.

Why arent you exercising a little more quality control on your posts?Id be happy to give you my gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test it yourself

Ok, now hit me with another zinger that is just a rewording of the previous two

I'll give it a shot...

Why aren't you exercising with your gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test control on your posts?

Just about what I expect from you.

 

[McGarnicle]

So what's your plan? What date will you be out of your girlfriend's parents house and supporting yourself? How much will you have to save per month to make that happen?

 

[bluemagic]

And pasta made from scratch

And lies made of deceit, fantasy and trolling.

Why arent you exercising a little more quality control on your posts?Id be happy to give you my gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test it yourself

Ok, now hit me with another zinger that is just a rewording of the previous two

I'll give it a shot...

Why aren't you exercising with your gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test control on your posts?

Just about what I expect from you.

Quit talking down to me. It's hurtful.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

:bowtieguy:

 

[fantasycurse42]

:bowtieguy:

 

[Cjw_55106]

I feel like I'm part of the Trueman Show with these threads. Everyone knows what the hell is happeneing except me.

 

[MC Gas Money]

We now have the trifecta of unoriginal trolls

This is getting really boring

 

[bluemagic]

Lose the guy, guy.

 

[fantasycurse42]

:bowtieguy:

was trying to get him and got that instead...

It's just :bowtie :

 

[MC Gas Money]

And pasta made from scratch

And lies made of deceit, fantasy and trolling.

Why arent you exercising a little more quality control on your posts?Id be happy to give you my gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test it yourself

Ok, now hit me with another zinger that is just a rewording of the previous two

I'll give it a shot...

Why aren't you exercising with your gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test control on your posts?

Just about what I expect from you.

Quit talking down to me. It's hurtful.

Sociopaths dont get their feelings hurt

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

:bowtieguy:

was trying to get him and got that instead...

It's just :bowtie :

Now I'm excited for the opportunity to use this.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Its really amazing you guys cant exercise a shred if human decency and stick to my other threads and not ruin one where I talk about my feelings for my girlfriend as well as other serious issues.

I know most people on here would agree that is particularly low class.

 

[bluemagic]

And pasta made from scratch

And lies made of deceit, fantasy and trolling.

Why arent you exercising a little more quality control on your posts?Id be happy to give you my gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test it yourself

Ok, now hit me with another zinger that is just a rewording of the previous two

I'll give it a shot...

Why aren't you exercising with your gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test control on your posts?

Just about what I expect from you.

Quit talking down to me. It's hurtful.

Sociopaths dont get their feelings hurt

So that's why you keep coming back with new lies?

Your book story felt like you had to commit to something or else be outed as a liar so now you come up with this so-called good news so you have an excuse for not writing a book...while posting constantly on a message board.

You're now a former professional cook (sure, we all know getting paid to flip burgers could be called professional) and you were a top prospect in the FDNY draft...

Don't let us stop you, move in with the 31 year old who still lives with her parents. You have the credentials do be anything you want to be.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Its really amazing you guys cant exercise a shred if human decency and stick to my other threads and not ruin one where I talk about my feelings for my girlfriend as well as other serious issues.

I know most people on here would agree that is particularly low class.

 

[bluemagic]

Its really amazing you guys cant exercise a shred if human decency and stick to my other threads and not ruin one where I talk about my feelings for my girlfriend as well as other serious issues.

I know most people on here would agree that is particularly low class.

Well done, sir.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Its really amazing you guys cant exercise a shred if human decency and stick to my other threads and not ruin one where I talk about my feelings for my girlfriend as well as other serious issues.

I know most people on here would agree that is particularly low class.

:applause:

 

[MC Gas Money]

And pasta made from scratch

And lies made of deceit, fantasy and trolling.

Why arent you exercising a little more quality control on your posts?Id be happy to give you my gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test it yourself

Ok, now hit me with another zinger that is just a rewording of the previous two

I'll give it a shot...

Why aren't you exercising with your gravy and meatball recipe if you want to test control on your posts?

Just about what I expect from you.

Quit talking down to me. It's hurtful.

Sociopaths dont get their feelings hurt

So that's why you keep coming back with new lies?

Your book story felt like you had to commit to something or else be outed as a liar so now you come up with this so-called good news so you have an excuse for not writing a book...while posting constantly on a message board.

You're now a former professional cook (sure, we all know getting paid to flip burgers could be called professional) and you were a top prospect in the FDNY draft...

Don't let us stop you, move in with the 31 year old who still lives with her parents. You have the credentials do be anything you want to be.

Read the OP again. I will have MORE time to work on the book.

Seriously, am I speaking chinese?