Fortune Cookie Message (1 Viewer)

[Fennis]

I just ate Chinese food and opened up my fortune cookie and the message read:

Put down your chopsticks and get involved in Census 2010!

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

Obviously they have been bought off by the left

 

[wazoo11]

"Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity".

 

[Fennis]

Obviously they have been bought off by the left

Leftist Chinese? I'm not so sure.

 

[higgins]

I just ate Chinese food and opened up my fortune cookie and the message readut down your chopsticks and get involved in Census 2010!

Someway, somehow... MfB had something to do with that!

 

[Fennis]

I just ate Chinese food and opened up my fortune cookie and the message readut down your chopsticks and get involved in Census 2010!

Someway, somehow... MfB had something to do with that!

I want MfB out of my fortune cookies.

 

[kevzilla]

"Help! I'm a prisoner in a Chinese bakery!"

GB Alan King

 

[icecat4270]

The worst one I got was

What goes around comes around.

 

[Red Forman]

I just ate Chinese food and opened up my fortune cookie and the message readut down your chopsticks and get involved in Census 2010!

In bed..

 

[jhib]

I've been on a good run lately. My last three in order:

1. "Enjoy your meal? Order another to go!"

2. No fortune. Empty cookie.

3. "The greatest danger could be your stupidity."

 

[jhib]

I just ate Chinese food and opened up my fortune cookie and the message readut down your chopsticks and get involved in Census 2010!

In bed..

Ahh, forgot about that.That gets my #3 to make even more sense.

 

[Parrothead]

"You will lose a limb in an industrial accident"

"That was NOT chicken"

 

[jhib]

"You can't possibly live long enough to make all of them yourself."

Can anybody explain that one for me?

 

[jhib]

Ooooh...

It's the second part of a quote, and makes little sense without the first part.

Anyone know the first part without using the Google?

 

[Smack Tripper]

Dreams?

Mistakes?