Fresh Balls (1 Viewer)

[jon_mx]

I highly recommend their flagship product, Fresh Butt.

 

[Soulfly3]

This only makes my affinity for Gold Bond, even stronger.

 

[glock]

Taste?

I'm just sayin'...

Solid question.

Seriously.

me: "Honey I'm hooome."

mrs glock: "There you are you hard working man, you..."

me: "Hey, baby how was your- whooaah..."

un-ZIIIIIP

mrs glock: "You relax, while I just....mmm - THE HELL!!" :X

:bathroomdoorslam:

me:

When is the last time your WIFE ever greeted you like that? My guess is never.

Yeah I call BS

Jeebus- talk about missing the point.

My stance- I'm all for smelling/feeling fresh down there, but am dead set against increasing any risks of ball cancer abd/or loss of fellatio- however rare.

 

[boots11234]

Oh, and you are definitely priming yourself for ball and anal cancer if you rub chemicals all over the region for years.

I believe this to be true that's why I make my own deodorant, soap, toothpaste and laundry detergent. All are very easy to make and I save a lot of coin. Good project to do with my kids and no ball cancer.

 

[Otis]

Taste?

I'm just sayin'...

Solid question.

Seriously.

me: "Honey I'm hooome."

mrs glock: "There you are you hard working man, you..."

me: "Hey, baby how was your- whooaah..."

un-ZIIIIIP

mrs glock: "You relax, while I just....mmm - THE HELL!!" :X

:bathroomdoorslam:

me:

When is the last time your WIFE ever greeted you like that? My guess is never.

Yeah I call BS

Jeebus- talk about missing the point. My stance- I'm all for smelling/feeling fresh down there, but am dead set against increasing any risks of ball cancer abd/or loss of fellatio- however rare.

This is a fair point.

 

[Hoss Style]

You guys are laughing but seriously try it. It's really changed my world - There are days when the boys just don't feel good - It almost feels like I am carrying them around all day in a silk sack.

how fat are you?

I'm not a fan of smearing chemical spread on your onions, but what is the obsession with only fat people sweating? You might not sweat - fine. But I'd wager over 99% of other people do, and if you happen to work in a kitchen, construction, play sports or a ton of other things many men do - your nads are probably sweltering.

I don't know, maybe you wear capri pants all day and have never worked in jeans in the heat before. More power to you. Maybe your balls don't take up a lot of room in your shorts. Again, good for you.

Or maybe you just don't know your boys are in a sauna down there, and you think your girl just loves the smell of your yard after you come home from work. Well, you've got a sweet lady. Lucky man.

 

[eoMMan]

You guys are laughing but seriously try it. It's really changed my world - There are days when the boys just don't feel good - It almost feels like I am carrying them around all day in a silk sack.

how fat are you?

I'm not a fan of smearing chemical spread on your onions, but what is the obsession with only fat people sweating? You might not sweat - fine. But I'd wager over 99% of other people do, and if you happen to work in a kitchen, construction, play sports or a ton of other things many men do - your nads are probably sweltering.

I don't know, maybe you wear capri pants all day and have never worked in jeans in the heat before. More power to you. Maybe your balls don't take up a lot of room in your shorts. Again, good for you.

Or maybe you just don't know your boys are in a sauna down there, and you think your girl just loves the smell of your yard after you come home from work. Well, you've got a sweet lady. Lucky man.

If you work in a kitchen, construction, whatever.....sure, you will sweat and possibly smell down there but it's nothing a shower won't fix. Why is it so important to have sweet smelling balls? Are you trying to impress that hunky sous chef or foreman?

After work, take a shower. You'll be fine. And if you have a lady that will jump your bones after you worked all day in construction or a hot kitchen, sorry, but she's a skank or really loves you. If it's the latter, a million dollars says she would prefer you take a shower first. You don't need to put stuff on your balls.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I have hired a little El Salvadoran chica of questionable documentation to be in the country, and who is likely not quite the 18 years she claims to follow me around during the swampy months and to give me a quick swab and pat dry every half an hour. It does wonders in keeping me fresh. Conchita's secret, she uses the Sham Wow.

https://www.shamwow.com/

Talk about soft and absorbent. I figure if Chet will use it on his Ferrari it is good enough for my taint.

 

[Hoss Style]

You guys are laughing but seriously try it. It's really changed my world - There are days when the boys just don't feel good - It almost feels like I am carrying them around all day in a silk sack.

how fat are you?

I'm not a fan of smearing chemical spread on your onions, but what is the obsession with only fat people sweating? You might not sweat - fine. But I'd wager over 99% of other people do, and if you happen to work in a kitchen, construction, play sports or a ton of other things many men do - your nads are probably sweltering.

I don't know, maybe you wear capri pants all day and have never worked in jeans in the heat before. More power to you. Maybe your balls don't take up a lot of room in your shorts. Again, good for you.

Or maybe you just don't know your boys are in a sauna down there, and you think your girl just loves the smell of your yard after you come home from work. Well, you've got a sweet lady. Lucky man.

If you work in a kitchen, construction, whatever.....sure, you will sweat and possibly smell down there but it's nothing a shower won't fix. Why is it so important to have sweet smelling balls? Are you trying to impress that hunky sous chef or foreman?

After work, take a shower. You'll be fine. And if you have a lady that will jump your bones after you worked all day in construction or a hot kitchen, sorry, but she's a skank or really loves you. If it's the latter, a million dollars says she would prefer you take a shower first. You don't need to put stuff on your balls.

Hey, like I said in the first part of my post - I'm not a fan of using the stuff. But people use deodorant, and if some have a situation where they think they want/need it down there, then go for it. I haven't studied all ball-comfort situations up to this point, so I'm assuming others may know their weather down there better than I, and maybe have a need for this stuff.

Btw, I was just responding to people saying "Are you fat!?" if you have sweaty balls.

This is hilarious. We need more research into ball sweat per pounds of weight!

 

[Jules Winnfield]

What about Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

What about Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls?

I roll them around in my mouth until I get that flavor explosion.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

You guys are laughing but seriously try it. It's really changed my world - There are days when the boys just don't feel good - It almost feels like I am carrying them around all day in a silk sack.

how fat are you?

I'm not a fan of smearing chemical spread on your onions, but what is the obsession with only fat people sweating? You might not sweat - fine. But I'd wager over 99% of other people do, and if you happen to work in a kitchen, construction, play sports or a ton of other things many men do - your nads are probably sweltering.

I don't know, maybe you wear capri pants all day and have never worked in jeans in the heat before. More power to you. Maybe your balls don't take up a lot of room in your shorts. Again, good for you.

Or maybe you just don't know your boys are in a sauna down there, and you think your girl just loves the smell of your yard after you come home from work. Well, you've got a sweet lady. Lucky man.

Hoss Style: Defender of Sweaty-Nut Havers, everywhere.

 

[Hoss Style]

You guys are laughing but seriously try it. It's really changed my world - There are days when the boys just don't feel good - It almost feels like I am carrying them around all day in a silk sack.

how fat are you?

I'm not a fan of smearing chemical spread on your onions, but what is the obsession with only fat people sweating? You might not sweat - fine. But I'd wager over 99% of other people do, and if you happen to work in a kitchen, construction, play sports or a ton of other things many men do - your nads are probably sweltering.

I don't know, maybe you wear capri pants all day and have never worked in jeans in the heat before. More power to you. Maybe your balls don't take up a lot of room in your shorts. Again, good for you.

Or maybe you just don't know your boys are in a sauna down there, and you think your girl just loves the smell of your yard after you come home from work. Well, you've got a sweet lady. Lucky man.

Hoss Style: Defender of Sweaty-Nut Havers, everywhere.

Picture that not as a yellow towel, but a nutsac twirling over his head.

 

[AAABatteries]

Is there a Fresh Taint or could I just use Fresh Balls on my taint*?

*Awesome female band name

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

"before this product my balls would slide over my thighs like they were covered in olive oil"

"they are so dry now you could strike a match off my bag!"

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

You guys are laughing but seriously try it. It's really changed my world - There are days when the boys just don't feel good - It almost feels like I am carrying them around all day in a silk sack.

how fat are you?

I'm not a fan of smearing chemical spread on your onions, but what is the obsession with only fat people sweating? You might not sweat - fine. But I'd wager over 99% of other people do, and if you happen to work in a kitchen, construction, play sports or a ton of other things many men do - your nads are probably sweltering.

I don't know, maybe you wear capri pants all day and have never worked in jeans in the heat before. More power to you. Maybe your balls don't take up a lot of room in your shorts. Again, good for you.

Or maybe you just don't know your boys are in a sauna down there, and you think your girl just loves the smell of your yard after you come home from work. Well, you've got a sweet lady. Lucky man.

Hoss Style: Defender of Sweaty-Nut Havers, everywhere.

Picture that not as a yellow towel, but a nutsac twirling over his head.

That's kind of how Conchita gets after me with the Sham Wow.

 

[eoMMan]

Saw a commercial over the weekend advertising Monistat 7 and they were talking about "freshness" down there.....made me think of this thread.

 

[Macdaddy_2004]

I dunno just feels nice to be fresh - same as gold bond basically but a little more "nice" feeling.

We drove to Florida about a month ago and I wore jeans for most of the ride and after 22 hrs of having the boyz locked up I can appreciate a product that will help with the funk.

Yes you can take a shower but when time and resources don't permit I'll just rub a little lotion down there.

 

[Ned]

when time and resources don't permit I'll just rub a little lotion down there.

macdaddy?