Friday make me jealous thread. (1 Viewer)

[Geezil]

What are your plans for the weekend?

 

[jamny]

Lots of drinking and eating (grilling) Local cafe/wine bar tonight

Rangers-Senators Saturday afternoon. The movie Prisoners at night.

Football Sunday. True Detective Sunday night.

 

[Arizona Ron]

I plan on reading less of your posts.

 

[Geezil]

I plan on reading less of your posts.

After that, whatcha got?

 

[TobiasFunke]

Gay wedding

:confetti:

 

[Raider Nation]

I'm not you.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

I am going to see if I can get in my wife past the knuckles.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Just had to use two of my likes in here

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Taking my daughter to the:

Monster Jam Monster Jam Monster Jam

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Just had to use two of my likes in here

What is this like stuff you are speaking of?

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Baseball practice on Saturday from 3:30 to 5:30.

Baseball practice on Sunday from 10:00 am to noon.

Other than that doing NOTHING which is much needed after our recent code release and post release support. It will be nice to have decompression time for two consecutive days.

Might try to catch that Lone Survivor movie. Heard it's pretty good.

Oh and catching up on laundry.

Jealous yet?

 

[Bull Dozier]

Heading to northern MN to spend the long weekend in a cabin with my wife and kids, my parents, my brother his wife and two kids, and my sister her husband and three kids.

Bringing lots of alcohol to consume (once the kids are in bed).

 

[Koya]

Playing with the kitty tonight. Maybe with the wife, too. Then 6 hour meeting tomorrow before bongs, beer and bourbon.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Bar hopping all day/night tomorrow along the beach.

 

[Jewell]

A coworker was just making fun of me for wearing a black t-shirt under my dress shirt. Then I told him I'm not wearing any t-shirt.

This weekend I plan on dehairing.

 

[Geezil]

Baseball practice on Saturday from 3:30 to 5:30.

Baseball practice on Sunday from 10:00 am to noon.

Other than that doing NOTHING which is much needed after our recent code release and post release support. It will be nice to have decompression time for two consecutive da

Might try to catch that Lone Survivor movie. Heard it's pretty good.

Oh and catching up on laundry.

Jealous yet?

No, honestly. I did laugh though. Recent code release and post release support. What is that?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Bar hopping all day/night tomorrow along the beach.

Please post funny follow-up that we all want to read

 

[McGarnicle]

First date night for the wife and me in what seems like forever. Too busy with the holidays and other commitments, now it's time to reconnect. I'm talking American Hustle, big tub of popcorn, stadium seats, Outback steakhouse, and literally 10 minutes of mind-blowing intercourse.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Bar hopping all day/night tomorrow along the beach.

Please post funny follow-up that we all want to read

If anything worthy of a tale takes place, you guys will be the first to know.

 

[Bull Dozier]

First date night for the wife and me in what seems like forever. Too busy with the holidays and other commitments, now it's time to reconnect. I'm talking American Hustle, big tub of popcorn, stadium seats, Outback steakhouse, and literally 10 minutes of mind-blowing intercourse.

Ditto on everything for me tonight except its Lone Survivor, a double date with another couple, and ten minutes is optimistic unless we are including foreplay.

 

[Geezil]

When I was married my foreplay was "Do you mind if I disappoint you for five minutes?"

 

[dickey moe]

Trapping giant kangaroo rats tomorrow morning.

 

[Clifford]

What are your plans for the weekend?

Driving myself, my five year old, my wife, and mother-in-law to DisneyWorld.

IOW, your weekend just got a lot better.

 

[McGarnicle]

When I was married my foreplay was "Do you mind if I disappoint you for five minutes?"

My wife prefers doggy style so she can play Candy Crush on her iPad.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Baseball practice on Saturday from 3:30 to 5:30.

Baseball practice on Sunday from 10:00 am to noon.

Other than that doing NOTHING which is much needed after our recent code release and post release support. It will be nice to have decompression time for two consecutive da

Might try to catch that Lone Survivor movie. Heard it's pretty good.

Oh and catching up on laundry.

Jealous yet?

No, honestly. I did laugh though. Recent code release and post release support. What is that?

We release code changes to our customers numerous times throughout the year. When we deliver the code to them (release it), we provide round the clock support to ensure that the release did not introduce any unexpected results to their systems. Often times they use that window to request additional enhancements that are not related to the release but mkae the recent release even more useable.

 

[Geezil]

Baseball practice on Saturday from 3:30 to 5:30.

Baseball practice on Sunday from 10:00 am to noon.

Other than that doing NOTHING which is much needed after our recent code release and post release support. It will be nice to have decompression time for two consecutive da

Might try to catch that Lone Survivor movie. Heard it's pretty good.

Oh and catching up on laundry.

Jealous yet?

No, honestly. I did laugh though. Recent code release and post release support. What is that?

We release code changes to our customers numerous times throughout the year. When we deliver the code to them (release it), we provide round the clock support to ensure that the release did not introduce any unexpected results to their systems. Often times they use that window to request additional enhancements that are not related to the release but mkae the recent release even more useable.

Thanks. Do you help write these codes or work in more of a customer service side?

 

[Soulfly3]

a whole lotta dry humping

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Baseball practice on Saturday from 3:30 to 5:30.

Baseball practice on Sunday from 10:00 am to noon.

Other than that doing NOTHING which is much needed after our recent code release and post release support. It will be nice to have decompression time for two consecutive da

Might try to catch that Lone Survivor movie. Heard it's pretty good.

Oh and catching up on laundry.

Jealous yet?

No, honestly. I did laugh though. Recent code release and post release support. What is that?

We release code changes to our customers numerous times throughout the year. When we deliver the code to them (release it), we provide round the clock support to ensure that the release did not introduce any unexpected results to their systems. Often times they use that window to request additional enhancements that are not related to the release but mkae the recent release even more useable.

Thanks. Do you help write these codes or work in more of a customer service side?

Write code - we have people that are more business oriented to handle the client relationship. I am a tech geek.

 

[DSP]

Im going to my girlfriends. Shes on the rag so I can relax and get bj's. She swallows

Free dinner too and we are going to watch django and bridesmaids

 

[Soulfly3]

Im going to my girlfriends. Shes on the rag so I can relax and get bj's. She swallows

Free dinner too and we are going to watch django and bridesmaids

Bet you she starts soaking during the Mandingo fights.

 

[Wrigley]

Wife said she wants tons of the sex this weekend.....she even suggested we invite one of her girlfriends over

 

[DSP]

Im going to my girlfriends. Shes on the rag so I can relax and get bj's. She swallows

Free dinner too and we are going to watch django and bridesmaids

Bet you she starts soaking during the Mandingo fights.

Then she will be single

 

[Keith R]

3 day weekend. All I got planned right now is a movie Saturday, probably a movie Monday, football all day Sunday (GO SEAHAWKS!) and probably a dinner with old friends Sat night.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wife said she wants tons of the sex this weekend.....she even suggested we invite one of her girlfriends over

Winner!

 

[derek19]

I'm going to the Memphis Grizzlies vs Kings game tonight............ jealous?

 

[Bull Dozier]

Wife said she wants tons of the sex this weekend.....she even suggested we invite one of her girlfriends over

Oh come on....

 

[DSP]

Wife said she wants tons of the sex this weekend.....she even suggested we invite one of her girlfriends over

Oh come on....

We dont know what the wife or friend look like so it might not be that big of a deal

 

[cstu]

- Pick daughter up from pre-school

- Help nephew with homework

- Go to neighbor's house for dinner

- Listen to my wife talk about her new job

Jealous yet?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Baseball practice on Saturday from 3:30 to 5:30.

Baseball practice on Sunday from 10:00 am to noon.

Other than that doing NOTHING which is much needed after our recent code release and post release support. It will be nice to have decompression time for two consecutive days.

Might try to catch that Lone Survivor movie. Heard it's pretty good.

Oh and catching up on laundry.

Jealous yet?

Word of advice: Don't text during the previews of that movie.

 

[Bull Dozier]

Wife said she wants tons of the sex this weekend.....she even suggested we invite one of her girlfriends over

Oh come on....

We dont know what the wife or friend look like so it might not be that big of a deal

5+5=10

 

[Wrigley]

Wife said she wants tons of the sex this weekend.....she even suggested we invite one of her girlfriends over

Oh come on....

We dont know what the wife or friend look like so it might not be that big of a deal

wife and I

 

[TheIronSheik]

Wife said she wants tons of the sex this weekend.....she even suggested we invite one of her girlfriends over

Oh come on....

We dont know what the wife or friend look like so it might not be that big of a deal

wife and I

Wait. You're right side up? I feel like I've been lied to this whole time.

 

[DSP]

Wife said she wants tons of the sex this weekend.....she even suggested we invite one of her girlfriends over

Oh come on....

We dont know what the wife or friend look like so it might not be that big of a deal

wife and I

Go get em tiger

 

[DSP]

Wrigley. You didnt say if her friend was a woman or not

 

[Premier]

When I was married my foreplay was "Do you mind if I disappoint you for five minutes?"

My wife prefers doggy style so she can play Candy Crush on her iPad.

 

[Buckfast 1]

I'm heading up to the mountains tonight with my lady where we are staying in a hotel and breaking out some rare bourbon-barrel aged beers from my cellar. Tomorrow, I am snowboarding at Copper Mountain with my wife and some of my friends from work. On Saturday night, the lady is dropping me off in Breckenridge where I am meeting up a lifelong friend who is out here on a ski trip for his brother-in-law's bachelor party. I'm assuming that Saturday night will be a fun boozefest with the guys. On Sunday, I am getting in another day of snowboarding in at Breck followed by watching the NFC/AFC championship games. I'm guessing that Monday will likely be a lazy day recovering from snowboarding and hangovers while smoking some legal herb. Should be a great weekend in Colorado.

 

[DSP]

I'm heading up to the mountains tonight with my lady where we are staying in a hotel and breaking out some rare bourbon-barrel aged beers from my cellar. Tomorrow, I am snowboarding at Copper Mountain with my wife and some of my friends from work. On Saturday night, the lady is dropping me off in Breckenridge where I am meeting up a lifelong friend who is out here on a ski trip for his brother-in-law's bachelor party. I'm assuming that Saturday night will be a fun boozefest with the guys. On Sunday, I am getting in another day of snowboarding in at Breck followed by watching the NFC/AFC championship games. I'm guessing that Monday will likely be a lazy day recovering from snowboarding and hangovers while smoking some legal herb.

Should be a great weekend in Colorado.

Are "your lady" and "your wife" the same person?

 

[Buckfast 1]

I'm heading up to the mountains tonight with my lady where we are staying in a hotel and breaking out some rare bourbon-barrel aged beers from my cellar. Tomorrow, I am snowboarding at Copper Mountain with my wife and some of my friends from work. On Saturday night, the lady is dropping me off in Breckenridge where I am meeting up a lifelong friend who is out here on a ski trip for his brother-in-law's bachelor party. I'm assuming that Saturday night will be a fun boozefest with the guys. On Sunday, I am getting in another day of snowboarding in at Breck followed by watching the NFC/AFC championship games. I'm guessing that Monday will likely be a lazy day recovering from snowboarding and hangovers while smoking some legal herb.

Should be a great weekend in Colorado.

Are "your lady" and "your wife" the same person?

Haha. Yes. Not sure why I phrased it that way. I definitely can't pull off the Arizona Ron lifestyle.

 

[AAABatteries]

When I was married my foreplay was "Do you mind if I disappoint you for five minutes?"

You disappoint us repeatedly too - I want a divorce like your wife.

 

[DSP]

I'm heading up to the mountains tonight with my lady where we are staying in a hotel and breaking out some rare bourbon-barrel aged beers from my cellar. Tomorrow, I am snowboarding at Copper Mountain with my wife and some of my friends from work. On Saturday night, the lady is dropping me off in Breckenridge where I am meeting up a lifelong friend who is out here on a ski trip for his brother-in-law's bachelor party. I'm assuming that Saturday night will be a fun boozefest with the guys. On Sunday, I am getting in another day of snowboarding in at Breck followed by watching the NFC/AFC championship games. I'm guessing that Monday will likely be a lazy day recovering from snowboarding and hangovers while smoking some legal herb.

Should be a great weekend in Colorado.

Are "your lady" and "your wife" the same person?

Haha. Yes. Not sure why I phrased it that way. I definitely can't pull off the Arizona Ron lifestyle.

It was a little confusing