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[offdee]

Usual orchestra for me and the lady is I play the xylophone with my mouth and she has about 3-4 bells rung and then the flute enters and she rings one more bell and then soon after I’m like a Santa asking for change outside a grocery store. 
 

So normally a 5 female bells to 1 bells split, but I consider that just 1 concert. 

 

[ShamrockPride]

Your post makes no sense, at least not in English. "buddy of mine has bragged about his new beau". So your buddy is gay? Then who is the "her"? Drop the euphemisms and communicate clearly, unless you're a 12 year old and the topic of sex makes you giggle and blush.

The euphemisms are a necessary evil in a Joe Bryant ran forum.

 

[Dickies]

Usual orchestra for me and the lady is I play the xylophone with my mouth and she has about 3-4 bells rung and then the flute enters and she rings one more bell and then soon after I’m like a Santa asking for change outside a grocery store. 
 

So normally a 5 female bells to 1 bells split, but I consider that just 1 concert. 

What about your beau?

 

[pinequick]

The euphemisms are a necessary evil in a Joe Bryant ran forum.

This guy knows stuff.

 

[jon_mx]

So did a bull ring her bell the other six times? 

 

[Tom Servo]

This is just a ploy to motivate Tatum's Bell.

Nice callback there. 

 

[Jayrod]

Usual orchestra for me and the lady is I play the xylophone with my mouth and she has about 3-4 bells rung and then the flute enters and she rings one more bell and then soon after I’m like a Santa asking for change outside a grocery store. 
 

So normally a 5 female bells to 1 bells split, but I consider that just 1 concert. 

This sounds like my usual concert as well.  Maybe 2-3 bells with the xylophone and 2-3 bells with the flute, but totals are the same.  And yes, all considered one performance, thus one concert.  It takes special circumstances to have more than one concert in an evening and I haven't completed a performance like that in 5 years.

 

[Bull Dozier]

This sounds like my usual concert as well.  Maybe 2-3 bells with the xylophone and 2-3 bells with the flute, but totals are the same.  And yes, all considered one performance, thus one concert.  It takes special circumstances to have more than one concert in an evening and I haven't completed a performance like that in 5 years.

I've never had more than one concert in a day, much less more than one in the same evening.  I don't understand the whole encore process, and just have a jam session at the end of the concert for however long I want to jam, and them I'm kinda done with the whole music thing.  Now, maybe my jam session is a little self indulgent, but I figure if I played a whole concert filled with hits the crowd loves, I've earned the right to play a few covers or deep cuts strictly for my own enjoyment.

 

[offdee]

This sounds like my usual concert as well.  Maybe 2-3 bells with the xylophone and 2-3 bells with the flute, but totals are the same.  And yes, all considered one performance, thus one concert.  It takes special circumstances to have more than one concert in an evening and I haven't completed a performance like that in 5 years.

Encore! Encore!

 

[offdee]

I've never had more than one concert in a day, much less more than one in the same evening.

Back in my single days I held a few double concert days, but to two totally different audiences.   Morning was my time to shine with some smooth jazz and night was more of an EDM DJ set. 

 

[Bull Dozier]

Back in my single days I held a few double concert days, but to two totally different audiences.   Morning was my time to shine with some smooth jazz and night was more of an EDM DJ set. 

When I was young enough to pull that off, my booking agent was terrible.

 

[uwfb]

If it was P.J. Fleck...7 times.  Anybody else...once.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

This sounds like my usual concert as well.  Maybe 2-3 bells with the xylophone and 2-3 bells with the flute, but totals are the same.  And yes, all considered one performance, thus one concert.  It takes special circumstances to have more than one concert in an evening and I haven't completed a performance like that in 5 years.

I have to call a timeout and insist that we exchange xylophone for harmonica. It works better for me visually.

 

[offdee]

I have to call a timeout and insist that we exchange xylophone for harmonica. It works better for me visually.

It was more trying to stick with the “bell ringing” instrument but I’m picking up what you’re putting down. 
 

Harmonicas and Flutes are the instruments of choice at these concerts 

 

[pinequick]

It was more trying to stick with the “bell ringing” instrument but I’m picking up what you’re putting down. 
 

Harmonicas and Flutes are the instruments of choice at these concerts 

Wait... are we talking about penises and vaginas in here?

 

[Jayrod]

Wait... are we talking about penises and vaginas in here?

Ixnay on the enitalsgay.   We talking about sweet music in here.

 

[That one guy]

Ixnay on the enitlesgay.   We talking about sweet music in here.

Spelled out and pronounced, that might be the worst word in pig Latin...bad touch kind of wrong

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

She got knocked out 7 times?

She has a glass jaw

 

[IvanKaramazov]

This was an oddly disturbing story.