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GM's thread about nothing

'Tiger Fan said:
SLB - again sorry to hear...but you did a great job sharing your grandfather's legacy with the thread. Sounds like a cool guy. :thumbup:
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'Early_10 said:
and Thanks for sharing. Gives us a great look into what's made you the man you are. :thumbup:
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'Mr.Pack said:
SLB, your GF was a hell of a guy. Thanks for sharing. I know this sounds corny, but I know where you get it from.
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'Gadzooks said:
'Early_10 said:
and Thanks for sharing. Gives us a great look into what's made you the man you are. :thumbup:
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:goodposting: I find that sometimes SLB makes me laugh, sometimes he makes me cry, sometimes he makes me sick and sometimes he arouses me (with his stories) Please don't ever change.
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Thanks guys.
'kevzilla said:
T&P to you and yours, Bob. One of my GB's is losing his father to an unknown liver disease. It appears he was diagnosed in December, and didn't tell anybody...including his wife. :kicksrock:
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Thanks and sorry to hear it GB. :(
'RudiStein said:
Excellent story, Bob. My favorite part was you pimping out your wife to the old letch.
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:thumbup: I just hope somebody is kind enough to do it for me when I get older. Like 41.
 
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'Mr.Pack said:
Kind of a cool story here..... A proud kind for me anyway.So DaughterPack has been having trouble making friends during her first year in college/ Not with everyone, just the girls in her choirs. Other girls and guys she was getting along great with, it was just the choirs. She felt like she was being shut out.Last week a couple of the girls finally started talking to her. They said, "Ya know, you aren't stuck up or anything, you're really nice." To which she was shuked.... She is NOT the stuck up type.As they were talking the girls told her that she was known as the "incoming superstar freshman girl" therefore everyone assumed she was unapproachable and stuck up. Kind of a bittersweet moment for my daughter as she was hurt but at the same time happy.Anyway, since last week, she has friends coming out of the woodwork.Makes me proud!
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'Early_10 said:
My 16 year old has been seeing this 17 year old girl since pretty much the same time he broke up with his gf of over a year in January. (insert reminder of the receipt found in March) I made some mention yesterday like "pick up your laundry before your girlfriend gets here" to which he replies "she's not my girlfriend". :mellow:
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Kids these days...
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
I would like to leave you with this piece of prose that my GF wrote when he finally accepted the disease he and my GM were afflicted with.Wherever she is, I will go And wherever I am, she will comeI know this is true Because we had a rare and wonderful bond.I loved her completely And I believe she loved me in the same wayWe are apart for just a while I believe we will be together again.Wherever she goes, I will followWherever she leads, She knows I will be thereOur love has no timeline No barriers at allShe is mine and I am hers We were meant to be togetherFor our love is so strong Not even death can rend it apart.
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Damn. :(
 
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I had a few beers with my cousin at the office last night. Nothing crazy, just talked about our kids and stuff. I leave the office and need to make a left turn here on the Voice Pro sideand there is a UPS tracker trailer next to me in the right hand turn lane. The light turns green and UPS guy cuts it to much and starts to come into my lane so I gun it. The St. Charles Rock Road is elevated and being a business park, it is a ghost town at night so I don't bother slowing down. I see a small pick up truck in the left hand turn lane to turn onto the SCRR and think nothing of it until as I approach there are two guys standing in the middle of my lane. I'm going about 50 mph and these guys are about 20 yards in front of me. I lock up the breaks and lay on the horn. I apparently have pretty good brakes because my car stopped on a dime with plenty of room to spare. I roll my window down and one of the guys approaches my car and starts yelling at me "WHY ARE YOU HONKING AT US BIG TOUGH GUY BUSINESSMAN!!!" as he made a fist and cocked his arm back. I didn't flinch and just looked at him :mellow: , I've been told I have "a look", and he quickly calmed down. Then some girl in the truck in the that was in the turn lane starts yelling at him to get in the truck. At the same time I see the other guy reach for something behind the drivers seat. I kept my cool, my :mellow: and in a calm and deliberate voice told him they were lucky because if I would have turned my head for a minute him and his friend would be dead. Tough guy now turns into panic guy and starts pleading to me that his friend is drunk and he is just trying to get him in the car. Girl is now screaming AND crying. In the same tone of voice (these are not the droids you are looking for) I tell the guys they need to get out of my lane, into the car and have the girl drive them home. They immediately got in the car and they drove off.

JFC

 
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"Big Tough Guy Businessman" needs to be Bob's new uhh... whatever that thing is called that goes under your name here (replacing Footballguy). Aaron Fan?

 
Lotsa ###### stuff in here lately...SLB, sorry about your GP but sounds to me like you were blessed to have him.

In a completely unrelated note, I think I'm gonna quit my job.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
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I had a few beers with my cousin at the office last night. Nothing crazy, just talked about our kids and stuff. I leave the office and need to make a left turn here on the Voice Pro sideand there is a UPS tracker trailer next to me in the right hand turn lane. The light turns green and UPS guy cuts it to much and starts to come into my lane so I gun it. The St. Charles Rock Road is elevated and being a business park, it is a ghost town at night so I don't bother slowing down. I see a small pick up truck in the left hand turn lane to turn onto the SCRR and think nothing of it until as I approach there are two guys standing in the middle of my lane. I'm going about 50 mph and these guys are about 20 yards in front of me. I lock up the breaks and lay on the horn. I apparently have pretty good brakes because my car stopped on a dime with plenty of room to spare. I roll my window down and one of the guys approaches my car and starts yelling at me "WHY ARE YOU HONKING AT US BIG TOUGH GUY BUSINESSMAN!!!" as he made a fist and cocked his arm back. I didn't flinch and just looked at him :mellow: , I've been told I have "a look", and he quickly calmed down. Then some girl in the truck in the that was in the turn lane starts yelling at him to get in the truck. At the same time I see the other guy reach for something behind the drivers seat. I kept my cool, my :mellow: and in a calm and deliberate voice told him they were lucky because if I would have turned my head for a minute him and his friend would be dead. Tough guy now turns into panic guy and starts pleading to me that his friend is drunk and he is just trying to get him in the car. Girl is now screaming AND crying. In the same tone of voice (these are not the droids you are looking for) I tell the guys they need to get out of my lane, into the car and have the girl drive them home. They immediately got in the car and they drove off.

JFC
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Was it hauling French Benefits?
 
'Drifter said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
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And back to our regularly scheduled program

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I had a few beers with my cousin at the office last night. Nothing crazy, just talked about our kids and stuff. I leave the office and need to make a left turn here on the Voice Pro sideand there is a UPS tracker trailer next to me in the right hand turn lane. The light turns green and UPS guy cuts it to much and starts to come into my lane so I gun it. The St. Charles Rock Road is elevated and being a business park, it is a ghost town at night so I don't bother slowing down. I see a small pick up truck in the left hand turn lane to turn onto the SCRR and think nothing of it until as I approach there are two guys standing in the middle of my lane. I'm going about 50 mph and these guys are about 20 yards in front of me. I lock up the breaks and lay on the horn. I apparently have pretty good brakes because my car stopped on a dime with plenty of room to spare. I roll my window down and one of the guys approaches my car and starts yelling at me "WHY ARE YOU HONKING AT US BIG TOUGH GUY BUSINESSMAN!!!" as he made a fist and cocked his arm back. I didn't flinch and just looked at him :mellow: , I've been told I have "a look", and he quickly calmed down. Then some girl in the truck in the that was in the turn lane starts yelling at him to get in the truck. At the same time I see the other guy reach for something behind the drivers seat. I kept my cool, my :mellow: and in a calm and deliberate voice told him they were lucky because if I would have turned my head for a minute him and his friend would be dead. Tough guy now turns into panic guy and starts pleading to me that his friend is drunk and he is just trying to get him in the car. Girl is now screaming AND crying. In the same tone of voice (these are not the droids you are looking for) I tell the guys they need to get out of my lane, into the car and have the girl drive them home. They immediately got in the car and they drove off.

JFC
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Was it hauling French Benefits?
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Maybe, I didn't have a copy of the shipping manifest. :shrug:
 
'Early_10 said:
My 16 year old has been seeing this 17 year old girl since pretty much the same time he broke up with his gf of over a year in January. (insert reminder of the receipt found in March) I made some mention yesterday like "pick up your laundry before your girlfriend gets here" to which he replies "she's not my girlfriend". :mellow:
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Friends with (monster wang) bennies?
 
'Buck Bradcanon said:
My girls (7 and 4) took some Easter bunny pics a week or so ago.

Just felt like sharing.
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Very cute. :thumbup: You should be very worried.
'General Malaise said:
'Tiger Fan said:
SLB - again sorry to hear...but you did a great job sharing your grandfather's legacy with the thread. Sounds like a cool guy. :thumbup:
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:goodposting:
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Thanks GB. I don't know if you saw my post a day or so ago but do you have a relative in Madison, WI? She's a FB friend of one of my cousins that lives there. Just curious.And talk about coincidence, I just got an e-mail from somebody with the last name H.ahn in Kent, Ohio and the next e-mail was from somebody with the same last name in Denver. Weird.

:waitingforrudi'ssmartassremarkabouttheperiod:

 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
My girls (7 and 4) took some Easter bunny pics a week or so ago.

Just felt like sharing.
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Very cute. :thumbup: You should be very worried.
'General Malaise said:
'Tiger Fan said:
SLB - again sorry to hear...but you did a great job sharing your grandfather's legacy with the thread. Sounds like a cool guy. :thumbup:
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:goodposting:
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Thanks GB. I don't know if you saw my post a day or so ago but do you have a relative in Madison, WI? She's a FB friend of one of my cousins that lives there. Just curious.And talk about coincidence, I just got an e-mail from somebody with the last name H.ahn in Kent, Ohio and the next e-mail was from somebody with the same last name in Denver. Weird.

:waitingforrudi'ssmartassremarkabouttheperiod:
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Is she cute? If so, yes.Wait... :unsure:

 
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
My girls (7 and 4) took some Easter bunny pics a week or so ago.

Just felt like sharing.
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Very cute. :thumbup: You should be very worried.
'General Malaise said:
'Tiger Fan said:
SLB - again sorry to hear...but you did a great job sharing your grandfather's legacy with the thread. Sounds like a cool guy. :thumbup:
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:goodposting:
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Thanks GB. I don't know if you saw my post a day or so ago but do you have a relative in Madison, WI? She's a FB friend of one of my cousins that lives there. Just curious.And talk about coincidence, I just got an e-mail from somebody with the last name H.ahn in Kent, Ohio and the next e-mail was from somebody with the same last name in Denver. Weird.

:waitingforrudi'ssmartassremarkabouttheperiod:
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Is she cute? If so, yes.Wait... :unsure:
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This is disturbing. Let me see if I can find her.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
My girls (7 and 4) took some Easter bunny pics a week or so ago.

Just felt like sharing.
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Very cute. :thumbup: You should be very worried.
'General Malaise said:
'Tiger Fan said:
SLB - again sorry to hear...but you did a great job sharing your grandfather's legacy with the thread. Sounds like a cool guy. :thumbup:
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:goodposting:
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Thanks GB. I don't know if you saw my post a day or so ago but do you have a relative in Madison, WI? She's a FB friend of one of my cousins that lives there. Just curious.And talk about coincidence, I just got an e-mail from somebody with the last name H.ahn in Kent, Ohio and the next e-mail was from somebody with the same last name in Denver. Weird.

:waitingforrudi'ssmartassremarkabouttheperiod:
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Am I that predictable. Bob.
 
'RudiStein said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
My girls (7 and 4) took some Easter bunny pics a week or so ago.

Just felt like sharing.
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Very cute. :thumbup: You should be very worried.
'General Malaise said:
'Tiger Fan said:
SLB - again sorry to hear...but you did a great job sharing your grandfather's legacy with the thread. Sounds like a cool guy. :thumbup:
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:goodposting:
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Thanks GB. I don't know if you saw my post a day or so ago but do you have a relative in Madison, WI? She's a FB friend of one of my cousins that lives there. Just curious.And talk about coincidence, I just got an e-mail from somebody with the last name H.ahn in Kent, Ohio and the next e-mail was from somebody with the same last name in Denver. Weird.

:waitingforrudi'ssmartassremarkabouttheperiod:
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Am I that predictable. Bob.
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Just like my love making.
 
'facook said:
'Early_10 said:
My 16 year old has been seeing this 17 year old girl since pretty much the same time he broke up with his gf of over a year in January. (insert reminder of the receipt found in March) I made some mention yesterday like "pick up your laundry before your girlfriend gets here" to which he replies "she's not my girlfriend". :mellow:
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Friends with (monster wang) bennies?
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Well really I considered asking her what the status of their relationship was but I would never do that. Should I be proud or worried? My son might be a floozy!
 
'Early_10 said:
'facook said:
'Early_10 said:
My 16 year old has been seeing this 17 year old girl since pretty much the same time he broke up with his gf of over a year in January. (insert reminder of the receipt found in March) I made some mention yesterday like "pick up your laundry before your girlfriend gets here" to which he replies "she's not my girlfriend". :mellow:
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Well really I considered asking her what the status of their relationship was but I would never do that. Should I be proud or worried? My son might be a floozy!
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Sounds like a smart kid. :thumbup: If facebook says they're single, they're single.

 
My son Dylan who just turned 4 a couple of weeks ago had his standardized testing today and scored everything in the 5-6 year old range. I love the kid but he doesn't seem that smart. Maybe they gave the test wrong.

ETA

What am I thinking, he was coloring his balls the other day. He should have scored in the 13 year old range.

 
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'Disco Stu said:
'Early_10 said:
'facook said:
'Early_10 said:
My 16 year old has been seeing this 17 year old girl since pretty much the same time he broke up with his gf of over a year in January. (insert reminder of the receipt found in March) I made some mention yesterday like "pick up your laundry before your girlfriend gets here" to which he replies "she's not my girlfriend". :mellow:
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Friends with (monster wang) bennies?
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Well really I considered asking her what the status of their relationship was but I would never do that. Should I be proud or worried? My son might be a floozy!
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Sounds like a smart kid. :thumbup: If facebook says they're single, they're single.
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Hers always says how much she loves him, how awesome he is, etc. His is full of smartass comments. No idea where he gets that. She's pretty cute and I really dig her. She is down to earth and relaxed when she's here, easy to talk to and carrys on with the other kids. His last gf was stiff as a board, shy and uncomfortable. Not at all a match.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/200702_10150447536930287_785840286_17803250_2659086_n.jpg

 
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