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Good names for divisons? (1 Viewer)

My league uses 2 of the worst qb's in history as their division names

Ryan Leaf Division and Heath Shuler Division

Cade McNown was also in consideration with Rick Mirer but we went with Leaf/Shuler instead.........

 
We have 5 black guys and 7 white guys so we have "N###a" and "Cracker" divisions.

Of course, one of the white guys has to play in the other division. His squad is annual designated as "Team Lando".

 
We are in NC and were contemplating Steve Smith's Right Fist (for the traditionally stronger division) and Ken Hamlin's Nose (for the weaker one).

 
Afro Samurai said:
We have 5 black guys and 7 white guys so we have "N###a" and "Cracker" divisions.

Of course, one of the white guys has to play in the other division. His squad is annual designated as "Team Lando".
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No busing controversies here?
 
One of my leagues is called Shark Infested FFL. Divisions are Hammerhead and Great White.

I've thought about reorganizing the divisions to put the stronger teams and weaker teams in their own divisions each year. I'd call them Shark Division and Chum Division.

 
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Change the names of the divisions each year, and name them after whoever comes in last place in the division. You'd give people an incentive not to lose, and it'd make for interesting offseason and draft day conversation for the rest of the guys in the division as they decide how to make it most embarrassing for the guy if his wife/girlfriend/coworkers/etc. found out.

 
bostonfred said:
Change the names of the divisions each year, and name them after whoever comes in last place in the division. You'd give people an incentive not to lose, and it'd make for interesting offseason and draft day conversation for the rest of the guys in the division as they decide how to make it most embarrassing for the guy if his wife/girlfriend/coworkers/etc. found out.
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Like naming them the bostonfrank #### ####ers?
 
In a Pittsburgh-based league, name "No Helmet Required"

We have two conferences "Noll" and "Cowher"

Within each division we have Super Bowl MVP division names "Bradshaw" "Harris" "Swann" and "Ward"

 
Irresistable Force

Immovable Object

***

Smokey

Bandit

***

Jake

Elwood

***

maybe for this year:

Ted Thompson

Brett Favre

 
PR Sparty said:
East v. West is getting old. I need something with a little edge. Raunchiness is not a concern. Any ideas?
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One of our divisions is the Dirty Sanchez division. The other is the Dead Horse division. That refers to one buddy talking about trying to get his wife in the mood, and she fell asleep. My other buddy looked at him with disbelief, and said, "And you didn't dead horse her?" I had never heard that term before, but I thought it was perfect. And if you don't know what a dirty sanchez is I won't explain it.
 
twistd said:
One of our divisions is the Dirty Sanchez division. The other is the Dead Horse division. That refers to one buddy talking about trying to get his wife in the mood, and she fell asleep. My other buddy looked at him with disbelief, and said, "And you didn't dead horse her?" I had never heard that term before, but I thought it was perfect. And if you don't know what a dirty sanchez is I won't explain it.
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flying camel(done it)
 
Afro Samurai said:
We have 5 black guys and 7 white guys so we have "N###a" and "Cracker" divisions.Of course, one of the white guys has to play in the other division. His squad is annual designated as "Team Lando".
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That's freakin' hysterical.Currently have Pilsner and Lager (Beer Run FFL). There was a stout, but we moved to a two division league. In another one, we had Good, Bad and Ugly.
 
PatrickT said:
Afro Samurai said:
We have 5 black guys and 7 white guys so we have "N###a" and "Cracker" divisions.Of course, one of the white guys has to play in the other division. His squad is annual designated as "Team Lando".
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That's freakin' hysterical.Currently have Pilsner and Lager (Beer Run FFL). There was a stout, but we moved to a two division league. In another one, we had Good, Bad and Ugly.
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We have the Jenna Jameson & Tera Patrick Divisions. Everybody wins :goodposting:
 
Tusken Raider said:
PatrickT said:
Afro Samurai said:
We have 5 black guys and 7 white guys so we have "N###a" and "Cracker" divisions.Of course, one of the white guys has to play in the other division. His squad is annual designated as "Team Lando".
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That's freakin' hysterical.Currently have Pilsner and Lager (Beer Run FFL). There was a stout, but we moved to a two division league. In another one, we had Good, Bad and Ugly.
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We have the Jenna Jameson & Tera Patrick Divisions. Everybody wins :lmao:
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My team is the Buck Nekkids. We play out of the Penthouse Dome where Tera Patrick is my team sponsor. She assumed the role after I went 2-12 and fired Jenna Jameson.Small world...
 
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