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Guns in face...what do you do....lol (1 Viewer)

Had one in my face once. Was delivering pizza and simply handed over the pizza and the 20 bucks in my pocket. Scary stuff.

The never found the $200 in my sock :)

 
Worked in Pittburgh California doing drywall Taping. The construction super didn't want to pay for fencing around the job site and a security guy since this is a revitalised area (the hood was two blocks over and this is revitalised!). I went down to the truck to grab supplies and a guy was going through it. I yell at him because I never seen him before on the job. He pulls a gun and I say take whatever you like and just step backwards. He grabs a $100 screw gun and runs off. Little did he know here was 10K worth of taping tools behind the front but they look funny and only other tapers would understand what tools you could fence for a grand a pop.

We had gating and a such rite guy the next day.

 
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I've had several guns pointed at me thanks to the Lake County Sheriff's Department.

Unpleasant to say the least.

 
I froze and thought, "don't miss." It wasn't suicidal, it was because the nozzle on his revolver was bent and I didn't want to have the same thought every thirty seconds for the rest of my life.

Luckily, his friend intervened and I ran away, eighty bucks poorer, but very, very happy.

 
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Dude drink less.
Now why would I do that Bobbie? Why are you so concerned if I drink? Patent law and being fat not enough for you?
First name AND career shtick combined in one post!SERIOUS BUZINESSSSSSSS
I would rather not post to you at all. Playground is big enough to stay apart but you don't.
Interesting feud
I still don't understand it. Weird dude.

 
I'd first give the guy an ocular pat down to see if he had any trouble with his trigger finger, hand, wrist or arm holding the gun. Then, I'd probably make a clever quip to distract him and then hit him with some of that Jew Karate I know or....if I sense he's a really bad dude....the Hand of God (It's a little known Catholic karate move). Then, I'd hold my hand out to his girl and then take her out for a night of drinking, dancing and mouth stuff.

 
True story - Years ago i was in Worcester Ma ...some of my buddies were visiting a crazy friend that lived there...we wanted weed so he says lets take a ride...he brings us to a bar ...i go in with him...its all black people except for us ...he finds this one black guy he seems to know...the black guy gets in the car with us ...we drive him to some APT ...the crazy friend and i walk up like 5 stories...the black says wait a minute..now im like 21 years old and so this was a new experience for me to go into worcester for a drug deal...i knew something wasnt right... i worked my way over the the top of the stairs...my buddy was standing outside the door...the guy comes out...pulls out a gun from his waistband ...as soon a s i saw that i literally flew down the stairs ...i dont think my feet touched even one stair...my buddy gave the dude his money and ran behind me ...the black guy whistled down the stairway really loud....and followed us...i ran outa the building with my crazy friend right behind me...the black guy followed us out...as we jumped into the car that was waiting he squatted down and pointed the gun at the car like he was going to shoot...then yelled ''nice doing business with you'' and laughed as we raced off saying ''holy #### '' about 50 times ...first and last time thats happened...lesson learned

 
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Depends on the day. Somedays, I might just close my eyes, picture the faces of my beautiful girls and hope the sob would just put me out of my misery.

 
I froze and thought, "don't miss." It wasn't suicidal, it was because the nozzle on his revolver was bent and I didn't want to have the same thought every thirty seconds for the rest of my life.

Luckily, his friend intervened and I ran away, eighty bucks poorer, but very, very happy.
nozzle?

 
Dude drink less.
Now why would I do that Bobbie? Why are you so concerned if I drink? Patent law and being fat not enough for you?
First name AND career shtick combined in one post!

SERIOUS BUZINESSSSSSSS
I would rather not post to you at all. Playground is big enough to stay apart but you don't.
Interesting feud
Water pistols at 20 feet.

 

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