Guy Makes A Vid Of Himself Riding a Bike Over A Lamborghini (1 Viewer)

[chet]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

1) Owner Jay Cutler's this

B) 99.999% sure the owner knew about this and gave his blessing

3.14) There was a TIRE MARK left on the car. That's all for 'damage'.

???) I'm enjoying some of the faux outrage in here.

Thx for the link. Owner said no damage and he didn't care. Also said he had no idea it was going to happen.

 

[General Malaise]

There are a lot of extremely tollerant people on this board when it comes to hypothetical situations.

DON'T YOU DARE LEAN ON MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

1) Owner Jay Cutler's this

B) 99.999% sure the owner knew about this and gave his blessing

3.14) There was a TIRE MARK left on the car. That's all for 'damage'.

???) I'm enjoying some of the faux outrage in here.

Thx for the link. Owner said no damage and he didn't care. Also said he had no idea it was going to happen.

I believe two of those things.

 

[chet]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

I only spent a couple of days in Oregon two years ago but I was shocked at how slow everybody drove. I couldn't imagine owning some sort of exotic sports car there.

Dude, it's frigging torture driving out here. And it's not just the rain that makes them slow; it's like this ALL THE TIME. I didn't grow up here so maybe it's not taught in Driver's Ed, but the concept of the left lane being the passing lane only is completely foreign to Oregon drivers. When I got here in 1996 from Texas, I racked up over 10 speeding tickets in 2 years.

ETA: Have only 1 ticket in the last 15 years, so I like to think I've wised up some. But yeah, it's aggravating here. I can't imagine what native Oregonians do when they rent cars in California, Texas or any other state where people know how to drive.

I went to a wedding in Ashland last summer. Crater Lake was awesome but there sure are a ton of nature nuts in your state.

 

[chet]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

1) Owner Jay Cutler's this

B) 99.999% sure the owner knew about this and gave his blessing

3.14) There was a TIRE MARK left on the car. That's all for 'damage'.

???) I'm enjoying some of the faux outrage in here.

Thx for the link. Owner said no damage and he didn't care. Also said he had no idea it was going to happen.

I believe two of those things.

Dunno why he'd lie about it.

 

[TheIronSheik]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

I only spent a couple of days in Oregon two years ago but I was shocked at how slow everybody drove. I couldn't imagine owning some sort of exotic sports car there.

You said you've never left California? How am I ever going to believe anything you say ever again?! The trust is broken, GB.

 

[GregR]

The only thing that it being staged or not changes is the count of the number of idiots involved.

 

[General Malaise]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

I only spent a couple of days in Oregon two years ago but I was shocked at how slow everybody drove. I couldn't imagine owning some sort of exotic sports car there.

Dude, it's frigging torture driving out here. And it's not just the rain that makes them slow; it's like this ALL THE TIME. I didn't grow up here so maybe it's not taught in Driver's Ed, but the concept of the left lane being the passing lane only is completely foreign to Oregon drivers. When I got here in 1996 from Texas, I racked up over 10 speeding tickets in 2 years.

ETA: Have only 1 ticket in the last 15 years, so I like to think I've wised up some. But yeah, it's aggravating here. I can't imagine what native Oregonians do when they rent cars in California, Texas or any other state where people know how to drive.

I went to a wedding in Ashland last summer. Crater Lake was awesome but there sure are a ton of nature nuts in your state.

Well....yeah. When you visit New Orleans are you taken aback by all the drunks?

Ashland is perhaps the most liberal city in Oregon and yes, the residents are zealous about nature. But, it's a beautiful state and the citizens want to keep it that way. God help you if somebody catches you throwing a bottle or can away in the trash here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

I only spent a couple of days in Oregon two years ago but I was shocked at how slow everybody drove. I couldn't imagine owning some sort of exotic sports car there.

You said you've never left California? How am I ever going to believe anything you say ever again?! The trust is broken, GB.

When did I say that?

 

[TheIronSheik]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

I only spent a couple of days in Oregon two years ago but I was shocked at how slow everybody drove. I couldn't imagine owning some sort of exotic sports car there.

You said you've never left California? How am I ever going to believe anything you say ever again?! The trust is broken, GB.

When did I say that?

A while back. In the Walking Dead thread. We were talking about churches in the south. You said they don't have churches in the woods in the south. Someone asked if you'd ever been to the south. You said no. Then you said that you actually had never been out of the state.

It's in my notebook.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

I only spent a couple of days in Oregon two years ago but I was shocked at how slow everybody drove. I couldn't imagine owning some sort of exotic sports car there.

Dude, it's frigging torture driving out here. And it's not just the rain that makes them slow; it's like this ALL THE TIME. I didn't grow up here so maybe it's not taught in Driver's Ed, but the concept of the left lane being the passing lane only is completely foreign to Oregon drivers. When I got here in 1996 from Texas, I racked up over 10 speeding tickets in 2 years.

ETA: Have only 1 ticket in the last 15 years, so I like to think I've wised up some. But yeah, it's aggravating here. I can't imagine what native Oregonians do when they rent cars in California, Texas or any other state where people know how to drive.

Yeah, the 200 miles between Weed CA (I-5) and Sun River was ridiculous. Took about an hour longer than it should.

 

[urbanhack]

A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.

You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?

Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it.

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.

If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?

Pushed me? Yeah, probably.

Did something to my car worse than what appears to have happened to the car in the video? No. My cars have absorbed worse than what that car apparently did many times. It's a city street.

Did something to a complete stranger's car? Also no, and I'd laugh at someone who did get mad about it.

But you weren't injured when you were pushed. Seems odd that you'd get mad. All they did was touch you.

I only get mad when I get injured!

 

[TheIronSheik]

A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.

You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?

Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it.

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.

If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?

Pushed me? Yeah, probably.

Did something to my car worse than what appears to have happened to the car in the video? No. My cars have absorbed worse than what that car apparently did many times. It's a city street.

Did something to a complete stranger's car? Also no, and I'd laugh at someone who did get mad about it.

But you weren't injured when you were pushed. Seems odd that you'd get mad. All they did was touch you.

I only get mad when I get injured!

Good to know.

 

[GregR]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

I only spent a couple of days in Oregon two years ago but I was shocked at how slow everybody drove. I couldn't imagine owning some sort of exotic sports car there.

You said you've never left California? How am I ever going to believe anything you say ever again?! The trust is broken, GB.

When did I say that?

A while back. In the Walking Dead thread. We were talking about churches in the south. You said they don't have churches in the woods in the south. Someone asked if you'd ever been to the south. You said no. Then you said that you actually had never been out of the state.

It's in my notebook.

Is the guy who's never left California trying to make assumptions about rural Georgia now?

I've actually been to rural Georgia, Champ.

Champ? I kind of dig that. It's a nice title, without being all "in-your-face" about my greatness.

 

[General Malaise]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

1) Owner Jay Cutler's this

B) 99.999% sure the owner knew about this and gave his blessing

3.14) There was a TIRE MARK left on the car. That's all for 'damage'.

???) I'm enjoying some of the faux outrage in here.

Thx for the link. Owner said no damage and he didn't care. Also said he had no idea it was going to happen.

I believe two of those things.

Dunno why he'd lie about it.

Oh, I don't think he's going Rafael Palmeiro in front of Congress here, but I do think he knew this kid was going to jump over his car. But let's pretend he didn't...

Young Josh is riding his little bike around the city, just waiting and waiting for the RIGHT car (not just any old sports car will do, no....he needs a bright orange Lamborghini to make his stunt go viral and in the land of Subarus and Priuses, finding a car like this is like finding a male white rhino in Maine) to be parked in the absolute ideal spot to capture his jump.

The owner of the Lamborghini - a man who values and collects sports cars - opts NOT to park his high dollar car in one of the many paid parking lots around the most famous and lionized restaurant in tiny little Portland and insteads asks the valet to park it right on the street...a street that has the ominous nickname of "Vaseline Alley" for reasons I will let your mind explore. Hint: there's a lot of gay clubs nearby. So not only is the car parked on the street but it's parked on a street of ill repute with heavy heavy foot, bike and car traffic. I mean, come on....we have a poster in this very thread who will lose his everloving poop if a guy LEANS on his vehicle and I'm only guessing here, but am quite sure his vehicle is NOT a $300,000 Lamborghini.

Next, Josh spots the bright orange sports car in the perfect spot, right outside the most popular restaurant. How fortuitous! But wait!!!! That's not all. The lighting in mid-April is absolutely PERFECT to capture his stunt! Young Josh should buy a Powerball ticket tonight. You know who eats dinner at 5pm, Chet? Old people and people who drive Buick's. You know who doesn't eat dinner at 5pm? GUYS WHO DRIVE LAMBORGHINI'S!!!!!

But wait, that's not all. You see the waiter in that clip? He reminds me of the Spock, Sulu and Kirk pretending to get flung around by enemy fire in the Enterprise. I've seen better acting in pornos. And the parking job? Really? Valet's are going to leave THAT MUCH room between cars on the street out front of the most popular restaurant in Portland? I know it's a Lambo (oooof, just typing that abbreviation makes me feel like I need a ##### cleanser) but you don't park it like the Hope Diamond during dinner on the busy street right out front of the busiest restaurant in town.

Staged.

 

[TheIronSheik]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

I only spent a couple of days in Oregon two years ago but I was shocked at how slow everybody drove. I couldn't imagine owning some sort of exotic sports car there.

You said you've never left California? How am I ever going to believe anything you say ever again?! The trust is broken, GB.

When did I say that?

A while back. In the Walking Dead thread. We were talking about churches in the south. You said they don't have churches in the woods in the south. Someone asked if you'd ever been to the south. You said no. Then you said that you actually had never been out of the state.

It's in my notebook.

Is the guy who's never left California trying to make assumptions about rural Georgia now?

I've actually been to rural Georgia, Champ.

Champ? I kind of dig that. It's a nice title, without being all "in-your-face" about my greatness.

OK. I guess my memory kind of failed me on this one. But obviously he said it prior to that, otherwise I wouldn't have just assumed OPM never left Cali. I really thought it was there where he said it, though. Now I have no idea where he would have said that then.

 

[Foosball God]

I'm more likely to believe that OPM has never left rural Georgia.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

I only spent a couple of days in Oregon two years ago but I was shocked at how slow everybody drove. I couldn't imagine owning some sort of exotic sports car there.

You said you've never left California? How am I ever going to believe anything you say ever again?! The trust is broken, GB.

When did I say that?

A while back. In the Walking Dead thread. We were talking about churches in the south. You said they don't have churches in the woods in the south. Someone asked if you'd ever been to the south. You said no. Then you said that you actually had never been out of the state.

It's in my notebook.

Is the guy who's never left California trying to make assumptions about rural Georgia now?

I've actually been to rural Georgia, Champ.

Champ? I kind of dig that. It's a nice title, without being all "in-your-face" about my greatness.

OK. I guess my memory kind of failed me on this one. But obviously he said it prior to that, otherwise I wouldn't have just assumed OPM never left Cali. I really thought it was there where he said it, though. Now I have no idea where he would have said that then.

I have this entire state on lockdown, Tanner has never been here.

/gavel

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have this entire state on lockdown, Tanner has never been here.

/gavel

You weren't even in GA when I was there. You were still up in McKee's Rocks playing grabass with your junior high buddies.

 

[Fat Nick]

Oh, I don't think he's going Rafael Palmeiro in front of Congress here, but I do think he knew this kid was going to jump over his car. But let's pretend he didn't...

Young Josh is riding his little bike around the city, just waiting and waiting for the RIGHT car (not just any old sports car will do, no....he needs a bright orange Lamborghini to make his stunt go viral and in the land of Subarus and Priuses, finding a car like this is like finding a male white rhino in Maine) to be parked in the absolute ideal spot to capture his jump.

The owner of the Lamborghini - a man who values and collects sports cars - opts NOT to park his high dollar car in one of the many paid parking lots around the most famous and lionized restaurant in tiny little Portland and insteads asks the valet to park it right on the street...a street that has the ominous nickname of "Vaseline Alley" for reasons I will let your mind explore. Hint: there's a lot of gay clubs nearby. So not only is the car parked on the street but it's parked on a street of ill repute with heavy heavy foot, bike and car traffic. I mean, come on....we have a poster in this very thread who will lose his everloving poop if a guy LEANS on his vehicle and I'm only guessing here, but am quite sure his vehicle is NOT a $300,000 Lamborghini.

Next, Josh spots the bright orange sports car in the perfect spot, right outside the most popular restaurant. How fortuitous! But wait!!!! That's not all. The lighting in mid-April is absolutely PERFECT to capture his stunt! Young Josh should buy a Powerball ticket tonight. You know who eats dinner at 5pm, Chet? Old people and people who drive Buick's. You know who doesn't eat dinner at 5pm? GUYS WHO DRIVE LAMBORGHINI'S!!!!!

But wait, that's not all. You see the waiter in that clip? He reminds me of the Spock, Sulu and Kirk pretending to get flung around by enemy fire in the Enterprise. I've seen better acting in pornos. And the parking job? Really? Valet's are going to leave THAT MUCH room between cars on the street out front of the most popular restaurant in Portland? I know it's a Lambo (oooof, just typing that abbreviation makes me feel like I need a ##### cleanser) but you don't park it like the Hope Diamond during dinner on the busy street right out front of the busiest restaurant in town.

Staged.

I'm famous! Me --> <-- Also probably me...

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

You were still up in McKee's Rocks playing grabass with your junior high buddies.

I won grabass, btw.

 

[T Bell]

This will not end well for him.

10+ years ago, there was a guy who posted a vid of himself pissing on a Ferrari. It didn't end well for him either.

Was it your Ferrari? What happened?

Not mine. Google Gibby Pees on a Ferrari for the story.

I don't remember all the details but the owner lost his key and left it parked in a Mall. Gibby peed on it and a bunch of owners tracked him down and made his life miserable. I think he got fired. By the end, he was apologizing and asking for forgiveness.

Here's one story.

Ever pee'd on someone's wayward ditch pig, chet?

 

[Otis]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

1) Owner Jay Cutler's this

B) 99.999% sure the owner knew about this and gave his blessing

3.14) There was a TIRE MARK left on the car. That's all for 'damage'.

???) I'm enjoying some of the faux outrage in here.

Thx for the link. Owner said no damage and he didn't care. Also said he had no idea it was going to happen.

I believe two of those things.

Dunno why he'd lie about it.

Oh, I don't think he's going Rafael Palmeiro in front of Congress here, but I do think he knew this kid was going to jump over his car. But let's pretend he didn't...

Young Josh is riding his little bike around the city, just waiting and waiting for the RIGHT car (not just any old sports car will do, no....he needs a bright orange Lamborghini to make his stunt go viral and in the land of Subarus and Priuses, finding a car like this is like finding a male white rhino in Maine) to be parked in the absolute ideal spot to capture his jump.

The owner of the Lamborghini - a man who values and collects sports cars - opts NOT to park his high dollar car in one of the many paid parking lots around the most famous and lionized restaurant in tiny little Portland and insteads asks the valet to park it right on the street...a street that has the ominous nickname of "Vaseline Alley" for reasons I will let your mind explore. Hint: there's a lot of gay clubs nearby. So not only is the car parked on the street but it's parked on a street of ill repute with heavy heavy foot, bike and car traffic. I mean, come on....we have a poster in this very thread who will lose his everloving poop if a guy LEANS on his vehicle and I'm only guessing here, but am quite sure his vehicle is NOT a $300,000 Lamborghini.

Next, Josh spots the bright orange sports car in the perfect spot, right outside the most popular restaurant. How fortuitous! But wait!!!! That's not all. The lighting in mid-April is absolutely PERFECT to capture his stunt! Young Josh should buy a Powerball ticket tonight. You know who eats dinner at 5pm, Chet? Old people and people who drive Buick's. You know who doesn't eat dinner at 5pm? GUYS WHO DRIVE LAMBORGHINI'S!!!!!

But wait, that's not all. You see the waiter in that clip? He reminds me of the Spock, Sulu and Kirk pretending to get flung around by enemy fire in the Enterprise. I've seen better acting in pornos. And the parking job? Really? Valet's are going to leave THAT MUCH room between cars on the street out front of the most popular restaurant in Portland? I know it's a Lambo (oooof, just typing that abbreviation makes me feel like I need a ##### cleanser) but you don't park it like the Hope Diamond during dinner on the busy street right out front of the busiest restaurant in town.

Staged.

Here's a 20. Keep it close, champ.

 

[skycriesmary]

Portland

 

[General Malaise]

This happened in Portland and was featured on the 10pm news.

1) Owner Jay Cutler's this

B) 99.999% sure the owner knew about this and gave his blessing

3.14) There was a TIRE MARK left on the car. That's all for 'damage'.

???) I'm enjoying some of the faux outrage in here.

Thx for the link. Owner said no damage and he didn't care. Also said he had no idea it was going to happen.

I believe two of those things.

Dunno why he'd lie about it.

Oh, I don't think he's going Rafael Palmeiro in front of Congress here, but I do think he knew this kid was going to jump over his car. But let's pretend he didn't...

Young Josh is riding his little bike around the city, just waiting and waiting for the RIGHT car (not just any old sports car will do, no....he needs a bright orange Lamborghini to make his stunt go viral and in the land of Subarus and Priuses, finding a car like this is like finding a male white rhino in Maine) to be parked in the absolute ideal spot to capture his jump.

The owner of the Lamborghini - a man who values and collects sports cars - opts NOT to park his high dollar car in one of the many paid parking lots around the most famous and lionized restaurant in tiny little Portland and insteads asks the valet to park it right on the street...a street that has the ominous nickname of "Vaseline Alley" for reasons I will let your mind explore. Hint: there's a lot of gay clubs nearby. So not only is the car parked on the street but it's parked on a street of ill repute with heavy heavy foot, bike and car traffic. I mean, come on....we have a poster in this very thread who will lose his everloving poop if a guy LEANS on his vehicle and I'm only guessing here, but am quite sure his vehicle is NOT a $300,000 Lamborghini.

Next, Josh spots the bright orange sports car in the perfect spot, right outside the most popular restaurant. How fortuitous! But wait!!!! That's not all. The lighting in mid-April is absolutely PERFECT to capture his stunt! Young Josh should buy a Powerball ticket tonight. You know who eats dinner at 5pm, Chet? Old people and people who drive Buick's. You know who doesn't eat dinner at 5pm? GUYS WHO DRIVE LAMBORGHINI'S!!!!!

But wait, that's not all. You see the waiter in that clip? He reminds me of the Spock, Sulu and Kirk pretending to get flung around by enemy fire in the Enterprise. I've seen better acting in pornos. And the parking job? Really? Valet's are going to leave THAT MUCH room between cars on the street out front of the most popular restaurant in Portland? I know it's a Lambo (oooof, just typing that abbreviation makes me feel like I need a ##### cleanser) but you don't park it like the Hope Diamond during dinner on the busy street right out front of the busiest restaurant in town.

Staged.

Here's a 20. Keep it close, champ.

AND keep every other vehicle AWAY from it? For a $20? Come on, Oat...you're better than this.

 

[Krankie]

People that can afford cars like these can afford to have this kid taken care of... problem solved - Darwin award.

 

[GregR]

In a civilized society, decent people should feel some outrage seeing someone treat the property of another like that.

If it was staged and the car owner finds humor in others reacting how decent people should, that doesn't speak well towards the person he is.

 

[TheIronSheik]

In a civilized society, decent people should feel some outrage seeing someone treat the property of another like that.

If it was staged and the car owner finds humor in others reacting how decent people should, that doesn't speak well towards the person he is.

 

[General Malaise]

In a civilized society, decent people should feel some outrage seeing someone treat the property of another like that.

If it was staged and the car owner finds humor in others reacting how decent people should, that doesn't speak well towards the person he is.

Dude, he bought a BRIGHT ORANGE LAMBORGHINI....I'm pretty sure that speaks for itself regarding his character.

 

[bigbottom]

In a civilized society, decent people should feel some outrage seeing someone treat the property of another like that.

If it was staged and the car owner finds humor in others reacting how decent people should, that doesn't speak well towards the person he is.

Dude, he bought a BRIGHT ORANGE LAMBORGHINI....I'm pretty sure that speaks for itself regarding his character.

"My Lamborghinis are my day car."

 

[bigbottom]

In a civilized society, decent people should feel some outrage seeing someone treat the property of another like that.

If it was staged and the car owner finds humor in others reacting how decent people should, that doesn't speak well towards the person he is.

Dude, he bought a BRIGHT ORANGE LAMBORGHINI....I'm pretty sure that speaks for itself regarding his character.

"My Lamborghinis are my day car."

I also love that he has 8x10 glossy photos of his cars with chicks in front of them.

 

[EYLive]

I'm not a fan of messing with people's stuff... so there's that.

that said- who parks a car like that on the street? I think it's our god-given duty to #### with that car.

Have you been to Beverly Hills? It's common practice, and people don't jerk with other people's rides. The drivers suck, but they don't mess with parked vehicles.

 

[proninja]

How would the pro-bike people spin this? Dude was parked in a bike lane?

You realize that those of us who are pro bike infrastructure aren't inherently for everything every cyclist does or against everything every driver does, don't you?

 

[T Bell]

This is why I put those anti-pigeon spikes along the top of all of my Lamborghinis.