Gynecologyguys.......please help (1 Viewer)

[elguapo07]

Let the air out of "your girlfriend" and I'm sure that should remedy the problem. 

 

[Christo]

If it tastes like freshly baked bread, something is wrong. 

But if it tastes like Cheddar Bay biscuits, it's doing just fine.

 

[wormburner]

Yes it's called an actual Dr at the ER or Urgent Care. That's exactly what they are for....to handle urgent and emergent medical issues.

I told her to go and that I will go with her

Good idea.  The doc will probably want to inspect the d!ck that hurt her.

 

[NotSmart]

I think I know what caused this.

You didn't wait long enough.

How long has she been post-op?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You're right. We should all just wait to see if any of the medical professionals who post here regularly show up to solve your imaginary girlfriend's problem.

Don't listen to this guy.  If something red is coming out of his girlfriend, it's marinara.

 

[fantasycurse42]

a thai man?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Jesus

Could drink his blood for a nice buzz

 

[bushdocda]

Should be fine. Consult a local vag-pro to be sure though.  You can color in the waiting room. 

 

[CurlyNight]

GF should call her doc. No way to know if it is indeed from that or from something else, and what's normal or not. Internet is not familiar with you medically and can just provide general info. Best for her to get it checked out.

 

[RokNRole]

GF should call her doc. No way to know if it is indeed from that or from something else, and what's normal or not. Internet is not familiar with you medically and can just provide general info. Best for her to get it checked out.

Thanks curly

it started right after we did it im just worried she shouldn't be in discomfort and spotting this long

 

[skol asylum]

Way to make a great first impression guy.

 

[belljr]

I'm an MD... this is pretty normal

 

[belljr]

For a girl on her period

 

[RokNRole]

I'm an MD... this is pretty normal

Really?

this isn't a joke thread

 

[belljr]

Really?

this isn't a joke thread

Yes I'm a massive ****

 

[RokNRole]

For a girl on her period

Her period isn't due for another week and it began right after sex

its a little bit of blood and hurts in her ######.......for 3 days

 

[Hawks64]

Yes I'm a massive ****

 

[dickey moe]

On Sunday my girlfriend and I made whoopie

Merry Christmas!

 

[RokNRole]

Yes I'm a massive ****

You are joking?

 

[gianmarco]

Can you please, please, please just start your own RokNRole's Thread about Everyday Decisions and Other Random Medical Questions about Pooping and Whoopie and call it a day?

 

[belljr]

Yes I'm a massive ****

You are joking

No I am a massive ****

 

[RokNRole]

Can you please, please, please just start your own RokNRole's Thread about Everyday Decisions and Other Random Medical Questions about Pooping and Whoopie and call it a day?

I tried something similiar with my dallas:year one thread and it died

otherwise I would have kept my life confined to one thread

 

[SFBayDuck]

i can't kidnap her and take her

Because you already have?

 

[the rover]

serious answer:  for $35 she can get a video consultation with a licensed PA.  Takes about 5 minutes.

 

[EYLive]

Stop posting, you attention whore.

 

[the rover]

I tried something similiar with my dallas:year one thread and it died

otherwise I would have kept my life confined to one thread

you should try again.

 

[the rover]

Stop posting, you attention whore.

wish we still had sigs.

 

[belljr]

serious answer:  for $35 she can get a video consultation with a licensed PA.  Takes about 5 minutes.

I am licensed in PA this is true.

Just Periscope some video

 

[RokNRole]

serious answer:  for $35 she can get a video consultation with a licensed PA.  Takes about 5 minutes.

I'll bring this up to her thank you

where?

 

[the rover]

I'll bring this up to her thank you

where?

depends on where you are.  check the websites of your local major health care providers.  they pretty much all have it now.

 

[RokNRole]

you should try again.

If that's what everyone wants then someone else can make it

when I tried it was ignored soon after as I tried to update

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I am licensed in PA this is true.

Just Periscope some video

Me too!  However, I do not want this video.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

If that's what everyone wants then someone else can make it

when I tried it was ignored soon after as I tried to update

Hints. You take them?

 

[joffer]

 

[matuski]

This should fix your girlfriend right up

 

[northern exposure]

Is this WebMD or FBG?  

One poster seems to think they are one in the same. 

 

[CurlyNight]

Dude.. If this is for real and not schtick, she should contact her doc if she's worried. She may need to be seen. Doing a video with some PA who doesn't know her either or asking here isn't the answer..

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Dude.. If this is for real and not schtick, she should contact her doc if she's worried. She may need to be seen. Doing a video with some PA who doesn't know her either or asking here isn't the answer..




 

Nothing this psychopath posts is the truth.  

 

[RokNRole]

Just texted her

she spoke to her doctor on the phone. Here is what she texted back to me....

"She said ...
Foreign body sensation...Because I don't do sex before...Skin tender ...
Particularly sensitive...Like in Menstruation....I don't quite understand She said if keep bleeding is not normal ....But it's less and less blood now"

 

[CurlyNight]

Just from a totally female perspective... sounds like she should be fine. If it were me, if it increases in discomfort or blood, then I'd head to urgent care. As long as things are getting less and less, she should be ok. But again I'm not a medical person, just a female chiming in to what you wrote.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

She say sores no normal like you say...She say your peepee poison...She not seen STD act so quick...She say super herpes....I do the not quite understand

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just texted her

she spoke to her doctor on the phone. Here is what she texted back to me....

"She said ...
Foreign body sensation...Because I don't do sex before...Skin tender ...
Particularly sensitive...Like in Menstruation....I don't quite understand She said if keep bleeding is not normal ....But it's less and less blood now"

Making her sound like a "********" from a black and white movie is a nice touch.  

 

[RokNRole]

Just from a totally female perspective... sounds like she should be fine. If it were me, if it increases in discomfort or blood, then I'd head to urgent care. As long as things are getting less and less, she should be ok. But again I'm not a medical person, just a female chiming in to what you wrote.

Isn't over 3 days a bit long?

 

[Otis]

Did you target the exhaust port?

Don't worry, it seemed really novel and interesting that you shot one into the exhaust port, but you'll see like 5 other movies with basically the same exact thing happening.  Eventually this will be old.

 

[Otis]

Oh and she's likely pregnant.  This is one of the signs.

Good luck.

 

[CurlyNight]

Isn't over 3 days a bit long?

I can only speak if it were me. If things are getting less and less (better) as she says and told her doc that, then I'd go with that. If it starts to get worse, I'd head to urgent care just to be sure. I'm not a doc so I'm only speaking from being a female. I do know that we are all different and so 3 days may not be too long.

 

[RokNRole]

Hmmm...I thought the Asian girlfriend was 45 years old:

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/751865-what-are-the-dangers-of-a-45-yo-woman-getting-pregnant/

If so, maybe not surprising there is bleeding for a 45 year old virgin.

That was my ex back in NY

this is my new girl in Dallas

 

[CR69]

How did you teach her to text with her hooves? 

 

[the rover]

Making her sound like a "********" from a black and white movie is a nice touch.  

Would explain an awful lot of this story.  

 

[Christo]

You are joking?

No, he is a massive ****.