Help Naming Psych Business (1 Viewer)

[Herb]

My wife is a psychologist and she is planning on opening a private practice in the next few months. I won't get into all the frightening details, but she (and by proxy, I) need help naming her new practice. So because we're desperate, we've come to our last resort: asking for help from the FFA (or as she puts it "that little football site you're addicted to"). Maybe we can actually get a decent name out of it. At worst it should be good for some laughs. If we choose a name from here, the individual who suggested the name will get a free session the next time they're in Rochester, MN.

Some details:

-She'll be seeing clients of all different kinds of problems, but primarily those with chemical dependency issues.

-Her last name starts with a B, for those of you that are fans of alliteration.

-She will be the only therapist in the practice, at least initially.

Have at it FFA!

 

[Apathetic]

You're Crazy... Psych!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

We Can Clearly See You're Nuts!

 

[Hoos First]

Psychos R US

 

[B Maverick]

That Therapist you are Addicted Too

 

[GOB]

Any chance she is also an analyst?

Because she could be the world's 2nd AnalRapist.

 

[Parrothead]

Rehab is for Quitters

 

[Parrothead]

Free Drugs

 

[TheIronSheik]

Go Bananas

BTW, who the hell names a doctor's office?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Furs

 

[jonboltz]

[First Name] [Last Name], [Title]

 

[Parrothead]

Doctor Feelgood

 

[Phil Elliott]

Do B a Do B - Don't B a Don't B

 

[Abraham]

What do you mean you came here as a last resort?

 

[Parrothead]

Crazy 4 U

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Suck it up, Nancy Boy

 

[Jaysus]

Dr. Bonerpant's Bananatoriom

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

We've Been Expecting You

 

[TheIronSheik]

Wal Mart

 

[Sarnoff]

The Heroin Heroine

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Head Cleaners

Then again, maybe not.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Whack-a-do's

 

[belljr]

Just Kidding

 

[johnnycakes]

Checkup From The Neck Up.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

What have you come up with so far?

How about - Headworks

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Not so much a name as a marketing idea: A sign outside that reads: "Come in and let us knock those spiders off your back!"

 

[IvanKaramazov]

AAAAA Counseling Services

Either that or "Mayo Clinic."

 

[Kal El]

Shrink Specialists

 

[The Hank]

Peace of Mind

 

[The Hank]

Mind over Matter

Great Minds

Mind####ers

 

[Andy Dufresne]

They're Not Just Voices

 

[The Hank]

Your Mind, My Business

 

[The Hank]

They're Not Just Voices

Speak to Me

 

[mr roboto]

AAAAA Counseling Services

Either that or "Mayo Clinic."

If you want to go Rochester themed...

Corn Cob Crazy Clinic

Honkers Bonkers

Get to the Root of Your Problems

Seriously though, words in the calm/transformative realm would communicate the right message. Renewal, transform, balance, peace etc.

 

[Osaurus]

Hed Kase

 

[lod01]

Suckers.

 

[Rattle and Hum]

The 13th Step

 

[glock]

Her Name MD?

I've never seen a psychologist listed with a business name other than their own.

 

[The Hank]

Free Booze

 

[Sarnoff]

Her Name MD?

I've never seen a psychologist listed with a business name other than their own.

I think they want to open a franchise. Like McDonalds or Subway. They need a brand.

 

[offdee]

Hugz & Drugz

 

[Bucks]

Empower You (or U)

 

[Herb]

We were looking for something a bit more interesting/ marketable than just Mrs. Herb, PhD. Most of the ones we've seen had some sort of reference to calm or serenity or something about making a personal connection, but so many of them seem like they could have been featured in an SNL skit, they're so hokey.

Some good suggestions here, including a couple that my wife had already come up with, like Great Minds.

Keep em coming.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Shrink Rap

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Your Mind Matters

Headstrong

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Personal Connections

 

[cosjobs]

Bname's Booze Busters

 

[Osaurus]

Lowered Expectations

 

[dickey moe]

A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste

 

[dickey moe]

Cheap Meds