Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Part of the premise here is that a guy in his 50's can go on for an hour. Part of the premise here is that he could go for me. Trust me, after seeing me stuff my face with gas and ### fountain inducing food, and then getting so roaring high on snorted coke that I am streaming mucus from both nostrils and putting out skunk paste from my sweaty armpits that gay guy is not going to want even 5 seconds with me. I'd collect the 500,000 while he stood around with a flaccid willie and bile rising in his mouth.