Hot weed loving naked sorority girl busts in and jumps on guys bed... (1 Viewer)

[tdoss]

If she requested donations for a lawyer...I might give.

I don't typically donate for anything...but this is one cause I could see supporting fully.

 

[Zow]

If she requested donations for a lawyer...I might give.

I don't typically donate for anything...but this is one cause I could see supporting fully.

 

[Clifford]

If any lawyer can get this chick off (ok maybe not the best wording here) by virtue of an argument that this incident does in fact perfectly encapsulate the American dream, and the "victim" should be arrested for literally thumbing his nose at God and his gifts, my faith in the legal profession will be restored.

Honestly, this is probably the best material for a closing argument ever.

 

[Zow]

If any lawyer can get this chick off (ok maybe not the best wording here) by virtue of an argument that this incident does in fact perfectly encapsulate the American dream, and the "victim" should be arrested for literally thumbing his nose at God and his gifts, my faith in the legal profession will be restored.

Honestly, this is probably the best material for a closing argument ever.

"We know the alleged victim's story lacks credibility. He wants you to believe that an attractive girl jumped into his bed without any clothes on, and he chose to call the police. Ladies and gentlemen, the judge is about to instruct you that along with considering the evidence presented at trial that you can use your common sense. Using that common sense, the alleged victim's story is simply unbelievable."

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

If any lawyer can get this chick off (ok maybe not the best wording here) by virtue of an argument that this incident does in fact perfectly encapsulate the American dream, and the "victim" should be arrested for literally thumbing his nose at God and his gifts, my faith in the legal profession will be restored.

Honestly, this is probably the best material for a closing argument ever.

"We know the alleged victim's story lacks credibility. He wants you to believe that an attractive girl jumped into his bed without any clothes on, and he chose to call the police. Ladies and gentlemen, the judge is about to instruct you that along with considering the evidence presented at trial that you can use your common sense. Using that common sense, the alleged victim's story is simply unbelievable."

Would your cross of the "victim" include the question "so you're gay then, isn't that correct?"

 

[Zow]

If any lawyer can get this chick off (ok maybe not the best wording here) by virtue of an argument that this incident does in fact perfectly encapsulate the American dream, and the "victim" should be arrested for literally thumbing his nose at God and his gifts, my faith in the legal profession will be restored.

Honestly, this is probably the best material for a closing argument ever.

"We know the alleged victim's story lacks credibility. He wants you to believe that an attractive girl jumped into his bed without any clothes on, and he chose to call the police. Ladies and gentlemen, the judge is about to instruct you that along with considering the evidence presented at trial that you can use your common sense. Using that common sense, the alleged victim's story is simply unbelievable."

Would your cross of the "victim" include the question "so you're gay then, isn't that correct?"

I think that answer goes without saying.

 

[Dr Oadi]

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Haydon has been charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a police officer, which all could have been avoided if she would have run into any other dude's apartment.

Who would then have been charged with rape the following day.