How often do you see your wife's lawn (Married with kids edition) (1 Viewer)

[gianmarco]

Having the sechs does not qualify nor is it relevant. Actually getting to see it.

This is for those that are married and have children.

 

[Henry Ford]

Who has a lawn anymore? What is it, 1987 again?

 

[Henry Ford]

More like desert landscaping.

Replaced the lawn with a deck years ago.  Best decision we’ve ever made. 

 

[That one guy]

She's into zeroscaping...no idea if any environmental or economical benefits, but the curb appeal is certainly improved, IMO

 

[Soulfly3]

Bless this thread. 

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Replaced the lawn with a deck years ago.  Best decision we’ve ever made. 

We were optimistic and put down sod right before the second boy was born. It dried up and blew away before his first Christmas. We’ve had alternating hard pack and mud ever since. Drives me nuts but the kids don’t seem to care. 

 

[ChiefD]

I drive this som#####  on there twice a week. 3 times a week if she takes her vitamins and it's growing season. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

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[otb_lifer]

 living together for 13 yrs. (not married), one child. 

everyday.

her lawn is like the one in our yard ... when she gets to it, she gets to it 

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

I drive this som#####  on there twice a week. 3 times a week if she takes her vitamins and it's growing season. 

kinky. i could use a Zamboni.

 

[Soulfly3]

 living together for 13 yrs. (not married), one child. 

everyday.

her lawn is like the one in our yard ... when she gets to it, she gets to it 

And yet I gave a man 4 days to check his wife's and he painted me as a predator. 

 

[Wrigley]

I’ll see it tomorrow 

book it 

:mixtape:

 

[loser]

Replaced the lawn with a deck years ago.  Best decision we’ve ever made. 

Oh, deck!

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Replaced the lawn with a deck years ago.  Best decision we’ve ever made. 

DIY or hire out to contractors?

 

[Henry Ford]

DIY or hire out to contractors?

I would never feel comfortable letting a team of contractors go to work on my wife’s lawn. 

 

[Short Corner]

What?  Are you guys farmers?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I plow from time to time.

And later in the season do you operate the combine or do you hire that out?

 

[Ned]

Who has a lawn anymore? What is it, 1987 again?

A lawn implies that is well kept at a nice length with proper edging.  1987 was the bush era.

 

[Ned]

I plow from time to time.

Planting season is my favorite.

 

[Ned]

Does anyone over-seed her lawn for her?

 

[General Malaise]

Does anyone over-seed her lawn for her?

I've overseeded the lawn.  Now I have 5 college tuitions to pay.

 

[EYLive]

 We have the same lawn.

 

[Henry Ford]

A lawn implies that is well kept at a nice length with proper edging.  1987 was the bush era.

You were looking at very different lawns in 1987 than I was, apparently. 

 

[Henry Ford]

A lawn implies that is well kept at a nice length with proper edging.  1987 was the bush era.

I recommend having a peek at Mindy Farrar (Penthouse Pet of the Year 1987) some time. 

 

[Jayrok]

 

[fantasycurse42]

It’s a daily operation.

 

[Shaft41]

I see it fairly frequently, but don't get to take the hose to it as often as I'd like for proper maintenance.  

 

[Frostillicus]

This board is full of morons. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

We didn't have kids, but my Mary and i were together for 12 yrs and much of that was based on my not only seeing her wispy, golden thatch regularly but patting, kissing & talking to it almost as much as the other end.

 

[E Street Brat]

Not as often as I see her mountains.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Age of kids is important info for the OP too.  

My answer is I've probably seen it twice since the 2 year old's been born.

 

[-OZ-]

I get a view a lot more often than we play lawn darts. 

A few times a week.

 

[the moops]

Age of kids is important info for the OP too.  

My answer is I've probably seen it twice since the 2 year old's been born.

oof

 

[KarmaPolice]

oof

 

[SwampDawg]

Pretty much every day, she showers first in the mornings so I see her as she heads to the bathroom and I'm usually in brushing my teeth while she showers (clear shower curtain). On the weekends we've been known to conserve water for the lawn and shower together 

Two kids both middle school age.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

We were optimistic and put down sod right before the second boy was born. It dried up and blew away before his first Christmas. We’ve had alternating hard pack and mud ever since. Drives me nuts but the kids don’t seem to care. 

Pervert

 

[top dog]

Since our kids are grown, more often then when the kids were young. Probably every other weekend or so. Don't always "look". Sometimes I have to offer to pick up some batteries for her shaver... she usually gets the hint.