I ate a ton in the last hour. Keep asking whatever you want though. (1 Viewer)

[James Daulton]

You'll lose all your gainz!!

 

[Otis]

Sorry guys I ate and drank a WHOLE lot in the last hour or so. I'll try and get caught up here.

 

[Otis]

if you could choose to be a tree what kind of tree would you choose to be?

Walnut

 

[Otis]

Is your mother a prostitute?

No

 

[Otis]

are you more alive when your sad or when you're happy?

Easily happy.

 

[Otis]

Would you rather be an unlucky genius or a lucky moron?

Lucky moron.

Wow this hits close to home.

 

[Otis]

Have you tried whiskey? Whiskey seems to cure all that ails me.

Sure, lots of times. Love it.

 

[Otis]

Are you a fore sure "No" on Jesus?

I'm cautiously a maybe.

 

[Otis]

What is your rough average yearly salary?

A relatively large amount.

 

[Otis]

Since when are you allowed a 30 hour lunch?

Good shtick.

 

[Otis]

which has a larger gravitational pull, the moon or Kate Upton?

The moon. probably.

 

[Otis]

How long have been a starving internet poster?

Not really starving anymore. Kinda full now.

 

[Otis]

When it rains do you ever think to yourself "Maybe I should let those kids out of my basement now?"

There aren't kids in my basement.

 

[Otis]

Can I have $5k? I need a new mailbox.

No.

 

[Otis]

Brother if you need a couple of bucks until payday, just ask.

Sure, I'll take a loan.

 

[Bucky86]

What do you order from Chipotle? I just had a chicken bowl with guacamole

 

[Otis]

How many cases of Windex do you go through a year? Ballpark?

New house doesn't have that many mirrors. Average amount probably.

 

[Otis]

What do you order from Chipotle? I just had a chicken bowl with guacamole

I've only eaten there once, some years ago. Forgot what I ordered.

 

[Otis]

have you seen moops' keys?

No, sorry.

 

[Otis]

Did moops check his pants?

 

[chauncey]

Can you recommend a good umbrella?

 

[Otis]

Can you recommend a good umbrella?

Any one that keeps your feet dry.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Do you like movies about Gladiators?

 

[Premier]

What did you eat

 

[Snoopy]

What is the last digit of pi?

 

[Otis]

Do you like movies about Gladiators?

Nothing not to like really. Love Gladiator, and that's basically the ultimate movie about Gladiators.

 

[Otis]

What did you eat

Started off with some baked chicken and some broccoli, washed down with a Brooklyn lager. Then hit the snacks. Sweet first. Went with a rack (4) of dark chocolate milanos. Tried washing those down with some swill white wine my wife was drinking but it was so awful I had enough motivation to go to the fridge and get another beer. I grabbed a Coors Light because the downstairs fridge has all the good beer and I wasn't motivated enough to go down there. Finished that beer while eating one (1) package of those orange peanut butter sandwich cookies. So so good.

 

[Otis]

What is the last digit of pi?

Zero. And I say that honestly. Because if you get to 3.141, nobody cares about more significant digits than that these days anyway, which basically rounds to 3.14 or for the people who matter 3.1. So yeah, zero, all zeros after that.

 

[Gene Sackman]

What did you eat

Started off with some baked chicken and some broccoli, washed down with a Brooklyn lager. Then hit the snacks. Sweet first. Went with a rack (4) of dark chocolate milanos. Tried washing those down with some swill white wine my wife was drinking but it was so awful I had enough motivation to go to the fridge and get another beer. I grabbed a Coors Light because the downstairs fridge has all the good beer and I wasn't motivated enough to go down there. Finished that beer while eating one (1) package of those orange peanut butter sandwich cookies. So so good.

LOOK AT ME I HAVE A DOWNSTAIRS FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Otis]

Honestly my favorite feature in the new house. My own basement beer fridge. I keep it stocked front to back like the fridges from the beer commercials (but with better beers), just because. If the rest if the basement weren't a Disney Princess Fallout Shelter, I'd have a pretty sweet man cave.

 

[Premier]

What did you eat

Started off with some baked chicken and some broccoli, washed down with a Brooklyn lager. Then hit the snacks. Sweet first. Went with a rack (4) of dark chocolate milanos. Tried washing those down with some swill white wine my wife was drinking but it was so awful I had enough motivation to go to the fridge and get another beer. I grabbed a Coors Light because the downstairs fridge has all the good beer and I wasn't motivated enough to go down there. Finished that beer while eating one (1) package of those orange peanut butter sandwich cookies. So so good.

LOOK AT ME I HAVE A DOWNSTAIRS FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!

Having two fridges is a big deal?

 

[Gene Sackman]

Honestly my favorite feature in the new house. My own basement beer fridge. I keep it stocked front to back like the fridges from the beer commercials (but with better beers), just because. If the rest if the basement weren't a Disney Princess Fallout Shelter, I'd have a pretty sweet man cave.

LOOK AT ME, I DON'T WEAR THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY!!!!!!

 

[Otis]

What did you eat

Started off with some baked chicken and some broccoli, washed down with a Brooklyn lager. Then hit the snacks. Sweet first. Went with a rack (4) of dark chocolate milanos. Tried washing those down with some swill white wine my wife was drinking but it was so awful I had enough motivation to go to the fridge and get another beer. I grabbed a Coors Light because the downstairs fridge has all the good beer and I wasn't motivated enough to go down there. Finished that beer while eating one (1) package of those orange peanut butter sandwich cookies. So so good.

LOOK AT ME I HAVE A DOWNSTAIRS FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!

Having two fridges is a big deal?

LOOK AT YOU AND YOUR THREE FRIDGES.

I'm going out and buying mini fridges for the bedroom and guest bedroom and office. SUCK IT CAPELLA

 

[Gene Sackman]

What did you eat

Started off with some baked chicken and some broccoli, washed down with a Brooklyn lager. Then hit the snacks. Sweet first. Went with a rack (4) of dark chocolate milanos. Tried washing those down with some swill white wine my wife was drinking but it was so awful I had enough motivation to go to the fridge and get another beer. I grabbed a Coors Light because the downstairs fridge has all the good beer and I wasn't motivated enough to go down there. Finished that beer while eating one (1) package of those orange peanut butter sandwich cookies. So so good.

LOOK AT ME I HAVE A DOWNSTAIRS FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!

Having two fridges is a big deal?

LOOK AT YOU AND YOUR THREE FRIDGES.

I'm going out and buying mini fridges for the bedroom and guest bedroom and office. SUCK IT CAPELLA

Buy some pants too..