I Guess it's Just Me... (1 Viewer)

[PIK95]

Does anyone else NEED to listen to music immediately after ujaculate (Leon!).  I have a physical need to listen to music, the louder the better, after the deed.  Is that normal for everyone?  Is there a scientific reason.  It doesn't happen after a ghost load for some reason, but it happens in all other scenarios.  I'm too embarrassed to ask my Dr.  Tia.

 

[wikkidpissah]

if you liked UJaculate in Wolverine you'll LOVE him in The Greatest Showman! and that's musical....

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Who is Dr. Tia?  (Just kidding) 

I can enjoy music during and after moments of intimacy--but it's certainly not a requirement or need for me.   Honestly--I'm no expert but that doesn't seem like a scientific or medical thing--it just sounds like a quirky thing.   It's probably no different than somebody being attracted to a certain type of look or person..etc.   It does make you totally weird though.   

 

[tommyboy]

####in Jeffery Dahmer over here

 

[cockroach]

Just you

 

[Don't Noonan]

Ghost load?

 

[Ilov80s]

What’s a ghost load??

 

[Kanil]

Someone's been drinking already.  ####ing wierdo.

 

[thayman]

Ghost load?

What’s a ghost load??

If you are in a marathon session and you have fired off a few rounds your reservoir will be.....depleted. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

Ghost Load was the name of my one-man show on illegal immigration. Critics called it "vacuous" and "unsatisfying"

 

[Ilov80s]

If you are in a marathon session and you have fired off a few rounds your reservoir will be.....depleted. 

Never had that happen. 

 

[thayman]

Ghost Load was the name of my one-man show on illegal immigration. Critics called it "vacuous" and "unsatisfying"

That was you?

 

[Ilov80s]

Now I am wondering that the completions:minute ratio is needed to come up dry? 

 

[thayman]

Never had that happen. 

Well sounds like you've got yourself a fun project over the weekend!

 

[wikkidpissah]

That was you?

Singing "Running on Empty" in a Mexican accent? Unfortunately, yes.

 

[otb_lifer]

Singing "Running on Empty" in a Mexican accent? Unfortunately, yes.

vocals lacked potency 

 

[wikkidpissah]

vocals lacked potency 

i couldn't have gotten through the reaction to Ghost Load if my agent hadn't told me they weren't booing but just saying "boo!".

 

[Henry Ford]

I've certainly never felt the need to post about it at 2 pm.

 

[Judge Smails]

Just you and Jame Gumb

 

[Ilov80s]

Well sounds like you've got yourself a fun project over the weekend!

I’m not sure my wife will be keen on it 

 

[H Jass]

Not exactly the same, but kinda ballpark.  A little bit before I finish I have to start screaming Ride of the Valkyries at the top of my lungs until I collapse.  My wife is completely used to it though and she knows to catch me so I don't hit my head.

 

[Henry Ford]

Not exactly the same, but kinda ballpark.  A little bit before I finish I have to start screaming Ride of the Valkyries at the top of my lungs until I collapse.  My wife is completely used to it though and she knows to catch me so I don't hit my head.

Just between us friends, you're actually screaming the music to "Kill the Wabbit" from the Elmer Fudd/Bugs Bunny version, right?

 

[thayman]

I’m not sure my wife will be keen on it 

Why does she hate Science?

 

[Ilov80s]

Why does she hate Science?

She’s a Republican? 

Sorry that joke belongs in a different subforum

 

[Hawks64]

Does anyone else NEED to listen to music immediately after ujaculate (Leon!).  I have a physical need to listen to music, the louder the better, after the deed.  Is that normal for everyone?  Is there a scientific reason.  It doesn't happen after a ghost load for some reason, but it happens in all other scenarios.  I'm too embarrassed to ask my Dr.  Tia.

Too many rosie sessions as a youth with music on makes it a necessity based on my FFA psychology evaluation.

 

[PIK95]

I've certainly never felt the need to post about it at 2 pm.

On a Friday no less...

Sorry I disappeard for a while.  Made a quick run to Whole Foods, but ended up staying a while to "listen to the music."

  Sky Rockets in Flight....

 

[Franknbeans]

I have to hum "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" to finish.

Is that wrong?

 

[PIK95]

Too many rosie sessions as a youth with music on makes it a necessity based on my FFA psychology evaluation.

You may actually be on to something there.

Ghost Load Definition....scroll down for laughs

 

[PIK95]

I have to hum "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" to finish.

Is that wrong?

Nice Avatar.

 

[otb_lifer]

I have to hum "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" to finish.

Is that wrong?

better than yelling "SURRENDER, DOROTHY!!1!" at Rosanna Arquette 

 

[PIK95]

You may actually be on to something there.

Ghost Load Definition....scroll down for laughs

The last Urban Dictionary definition  scenario (#6) is one of the funniest things I have read in a while.  Spit on her back and wait for her to turn her head.  So evil.

 

[NotSmart]

On a Friday no less...

Sorry I disappeard for a while.  Made a quick run to Whole Foods, but ended up staying a while to "listen to the music."

  Sky Rockets in Flight....

... Afternoon Deliiiiiigggghhhhhtttttt

I may or may not have really loved that song when I was a youthful rascal.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Does anyone else NEED to listen to music immediately after ujaculate (Leon!).  I have a physical need to listen to music, the louder the better, after the deed.  Is that normal for everyone?  Is there a scientific reason.  It doesn't happen after a ghost load for some reason, but it happens in all other scenarios.  I'm too embarrassed to ask my Dr.  Tia.

Great, now I have the image of @PIK95 dropping his seed and turning into Dwight pre-sales pitch.  LINK



I am sure the wife enjoys that.