I have an arrow in my shoulder (1 Viewer)

[Patrick Bateman]

My idiot brother shot me with an arrow. WTF!! This is so screwed up. I can't go to the ER because we're hammered. I've controlled the bleeding, but i have to get this piece out of my shoulder! Funny, but not funny.

 

[DSP]

Drink more and just pull it out

 

[northern exposure]

DSP and Patrick Bateman in the same thread. This should be an interesting meeting of "minds".

 

[Max Power]

You can go to the ER hammered

 

[skol asylum]

Oh yeah? Well DSL can top that. He once got impaled by the bow itself. And it is still there to this day.

 

[Henry Ford]

Ooh, I love this game. Isn't there a name for it?

"Guess whether this object is putting pressure on a severed major blood vessel."

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Got it out. Waaaay ####ed up! No morer Makers!! Not funny. Feeling sad listening to the Bee-Gees.

 

[Wingnut]

Pics or GTFO

 

[Max Power]

so how'd it happen....?

 

[msommer]

Call someone to drive you to a hospital

 

[drummer]

Too bad he missed your head.

 

[ShaHBucks]

Well thank god you made a thread about it.

 

[skol asylum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I60Y8ClU56A

 

[Patrick Bateman]

You guys are funny. I'm going to bed. Not much meat displaced. Hurt like hell though! #### happens. Crazy! G'Nite!

 

[GOB]

Just when you thought you would never utter the phrase, "I was rooting for the arrow."

 

[Max Power]

Well thank god you made a thread about it.

Major letdown tonight. I was waiting for some real redneck story.