I killed a raccoon (1 Viewer)

[dickey moe]

Someone send the video footage to Tanner.

 

[matttyl]

Ive never had to think about this... But we shockingly dont have $$ w mounties on it.Maple leafs, beavers, boats, moose, loon, bear on our coins.

Hockey, natives and other random #### on our bills.

Now when you say "beavers"......?

 

[NCCommish]

Worked out great today, aside from killing someones pet.. That really killed my buzz

If the thing was even owned by someone, they killed it by letting it out in -25 weather. A cat is basically a glorified hamster anyway. Just get another one and it won't behave any different.

Let's lay off the cats.

 

[fatness]

can my car get Rabies?

No but you or Pedro can if you f**k with its juices.

It's hard to resist the thrill though.

The first time is glorious. Waking up dazed in the middle of nowhere with your pants round your ankles, dozens of cheap liquor bottle strewn about, and a taxidermied raccoon aphrodisiac with your name scrawled on it hanging from a tree. Good times.

 

[Ned]

Sucks that it was a cat. I love animals too, but raccoons? #### those guys. Those guys can all die in a fire. They wear masks for a reason, you know. They're evil.

Theyre ruthless.Camping, I fear raccoons moreso than bears. No exaggeration

Shortly after I moved into this neighborhood I started riding my bike in the evenings to get some exercise. I had to stop riding on Monday and Wednesday nights because trash days are Tuesday/Thursday and the raccoons come out in force to root though people's cans. They are utterly fearless. Several times one would get in front of me and I had to move out of its way. Screw that. I just know they're biding their time, waiting for me to get a little too close before they attack.

Ugh I fricken hate raccoons. I headed out early for a deer hunt after lunch and took a quick nap. I woke up and see this raccoon walking directly below my treestand. I forget what noise I made but the thing turned right around, backed itself up in a bush and was growling/snarling like a cougar or some big cat. I froze and he eventually turned and walked away. I swore the thing was coming up the tree after me to eat my liver.

So presumably you had a gun?

Bow.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Sucks that it was a cat. I love animals too, but raccoons? #### those guys. Those guys can all die in a fire. They wear masks for a reason, you know. They're evil.

Theyre ruthless.Camping, I fear raccoons moreso than bears. No exaggeration

Shortly after I moved into this neighborhood I started riding my bike in the evenings to get some exercise. I had to stop riding on Monday and Wednesday nights because trash days are Tuesday/Thursday and the raccoons come out in force to root though people's cans. They are utterly fearless. Several times one would get in front of me and I had to move out of its way. Screw that. I just know they're biding their time, waiting for me to get a little too close before they attack.

Ugh I fricken hate raccoons. I headed out early for a deer hunt after lunch and took a quick nap. I woke up and see this raccoon walking directly below my treestand. I forget what noise I made but the thing turned right around, backed itself up in a bush and was growling/snarling like a cougar or some big cat. I froze and he eventually turned and walked away. I swore the thing was coming up the tree after me to eat my liver.

So presumably you had a gun?

Bow.

Then that makes even more sense that you shouldve killed that raccoon. Maybe even take a quick dump in the treestand and rub some #### on the arrowhead so in case you dont get a clean kill shot, at least it still likely gets infected from the poop arrow and dies.

I figured your excuse was you didnt want to shoot it (with a gun) because it would scare off the deer. Ned Flanders is an apt avatar for you, sir.

 

[fatness]

Whoa listen to William Tell here.

 

[BAT1man]

Animals I've hit/run over with my car (all unintentionally):

- 3 skunks

- 3 opposums

- several squirrels

- 2 cats

- 2 dogs

- several rabbits

- an owl

- a crane

- a snake

- a large toad

- numerous birds

My family lived in the country when I was in my late teens, and I had a job where I would get home around midnight every night.

Rabbits are the worst. They will be on the side of the road, and get spooked when your car approaches. Then at the moment you're about to pass them, they swerve right into your path. Happened every time.

About your raccoon problem...sell the car.

 

[Franknbeans]

in Sochi, raccoon kills you