I met a real sweetheart behind the bar today... (1 Viewer)

[kentric]

None of it is true. He spends his entire life trying to come up with vapid stories that enrage the reader. Why do you think he left for a year? He was out of material. This story is as true as all the rest which is to say they are as real as Santa Clause.

It got me hard.

That was before MoP said she wasn't hot, right? Or was it the cucumber comment?

 

[IC FBGCav]

I don't use cash much these days, but I would for buying just one drink at a bar.

Yeah, what kind of pauper has to finance a beer on plastic?

You know how hard it is to get change now? I had to use my debit card this morning because Starbucks didn't have change for a 100 and I was buying a 50 dollar gift card.

 

[Apple Jack]

Over/under on aliases he has going in this thread - 2.5

 

[VA703]

when I first clicked on this thread I was assuming there was buttsex involved.

major letdown

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

None of it is true. He spends his entire life trying to come up with vapid stories that enrage the reader. Why do you think he left for a year? He was out of material. This story is as true as all the rest which is to say they are as real as Santa Clause.

It got me hard.

That was before MoP said she wasn't hot, right? Or was it the cucumber comment?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Was she cute?

Not in the slightest

I realize the thread title was facetious but I'm disappointed that it was misleading. I thought it would be a hottie encounter.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

guaranteed she's back at work.

 

[General Malaise]

guaranteed she's back at work.

Guarantee she's imaginary.

 

[Soulfly3]

"One Michelob Ultra, and toss that cold one on my Capital One card, sugar"

 

[Mors Venit]

What kind of beer did you order?

Almost a very expensive one

 

[Mors Venit]

"One Michelob Ultra, and toss that cold one on my Capital One card, sugar"

I laughed so hard i coughed

 

[Mors Venit]

guaranteed she's back at work.

Probably a ruse. He isnt a regular so they put on a good show to get the annoying customer (not caling OP annoying, its how they felt) to leave and then go through the skymall catalog.This conspiracy could run deep

 

[Ignoramus]

"One Michelob Ultra, and toss that cold one on my Capital One card, sugar"

"I get the travel points."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

guaranteed she's back at work.

Guarantee she's imaginary.

Maybe she's back at work at her imaginary job.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"One Michelob Ultra, and toss that cold one on my Capital One card, sugar"

"I get the travel points."

"What's in your wallet? Your ham wallet, that is."

 

[Soulfly3]

"One Michelob Ultra, and toss that cold one on my Capital One card, sugar"

"I get the travel points."

"What's in your wallet? Your ham wallet, that is."

"You ever seen an interest rate that high, hun?"

 

[Tom Skerritt]

"One Michelob Ultra, and toss that cold one on my Capital One card, sugar"

"I get the travel points."

"I'm gonna tip you in cash though. And I'm a good tipper!" :double wink:

 

[Tackling Dummies]

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[Quez]

When MoP comes back he makes a splash.

 

[BigJim®]

I had a waitress spill a tray of drinks on me last night, then she forgot to bring water when my wife reminded twice, brought appetizers after main course was served, and went awol when it was time to get the check. We didn't say a word when the manager circulated asking how service has been (my sopping wet clothes were somehow not noticed). Ended up tipping just 10 percent and chalked it up to an interesting outing if nothing else. Hey, it's the holidays and I've no doubt had my own rough days at work.

 

[eoMMan]

Yeah, using a CC for a single beer while waiting at the bar is brutal. That might be deserving of getting your CC # stolen.

 

[dhockster]

"calm as a cucumber"

I managed a produce department for 2 weeks, haven't been able to shake the salad analogies since.

COOL as a cucumber, Joe Carcione.

I love the Green Grocer reference

 

[captain_amazing]

Yeah, using a CC for a single beer while waiting at the bar is brutal. That might be deserving of getting your CC # stolen.

Out of the many issues, is this a real thing? I never carry cash, so I always use my card at the bar, but I'm normally buying more than one beer. However, I've sometimes bought a beer for the wife and I while waiting for a seat at some places and cash out right away. I do tip well so I feel like that makes up for any inconvenience... but now I don't know anymore...

 

[AnonymousBob]

Yeah, using a CC for a single beer while waiting at the bar is brutal. That might be deserving of getting your CC # stolen.

Out of the many issues, is this a real thing? I never carry cash, so I always use my card at the bar, but I'm normally buying more than one beer. However, I've sometimes bought a beer for the wife and I while waiting for a seat at some places and cash out right away. I do tip well so I feel like that makes up for any inconvenience... but now I don't know anymore...

Eh, I often forget to have cash on me and end up using a card at the bar. I leave it open and it's usually multiple drinks but sometimes it just ends up being one. Not a huge deal, imo. As long as you're willing to be patient it's fine.

 

[Peyton Marino]

merry christmas MOP

 

[McGarnicle]

merry christmas MOP sweetheart