I pinched one in Panera bread (1 Viewer)

[MC Gas Money]

We were conducting interviews out of edison NJ for drivers because we dont have an office in the area. Panera just lets you sit there all day and work.

It was actually my first time there. I had the quinoa oatmeal and chai latte for breakfast

Soba noodle bowl and avai tea for lunch. The food was decent.

I have a big personal no-no about dropping a duece in a restaurant bathroom but by 230 I just coulfnt hold it anymore so I went.

I was wearing my wool one piece underwear. Going #2 id a real productionm I had to remove my t shirt and flannel and drape itbover the door soni could roll down the underwear.

Im mid movement and someone else walks in the bathroom. I look in the direction of the door noise and saw a nearly 2 inch gap in the stall door.

We made eye contact and it was very unnerving.

 

[MaxThreshold]

We were conducting interviews out of edison NJ for drivers because we dont have an office in the area. Panera just lets you sit there all day and work.

It was actually my first time there. I had the quinoa oatmeal and chai latte for breakfast

Soba noodle bowl and avai tea for lunch. The food was decent.

I have a big personal no-no about dropping a duece in a restaurant bathroom but by 230 I just coulfnt hold it anymore so I went.

I was wearing my wool one piece underwear. Going #2 id a real productionm I had to remove my t shirt and flannel and drape itbover the door soni could roll down the underwear.

Im mid movement and someone else walks in the bathroom. I look in the direction of the door noise and saw a nearly 2 inch gap in the stall door.

We made eye contact and it was very unnerving.

You're not supposed to be looking thru the glory hole.

 

[jon_mx]

Was he a Major League Baseball player?

 

[elguapo07]

Did he ask if you could spare a square?

 

[Guest]

You are making great strides in your personal life. This was a major hurdle.

 

[jamny]

Don't you have the ### flap on the one piece?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Don't you have the ### flap on the one piece?

Too risky

 

[Brony]

great story. compelling and rich.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Was he a Major League Baseball player?

Nah just some dude but not Keith

 

[comfortably numb]

We're you wearing a vag t shirt?

 

[MC Gas Money]

We're you wearing a vag t shirt?

No. Moonlight battle. I wore the struggle yesterday.

Sorry for the typos tonight guys. Ive been working 15-16 hour days.

Im pooped. No pun intended

 

[Insein]

In the bread?

 

[Guest]

In the bread?

He "pinched a loaf". Damn, that was an obvious one just hanging out there.

 

[General Tso]

"Returnnnnn, to sender."

 

[Todem]

I am reading this and reading this to my wife.....and I am in ####### tears.....you rule!!!!!!!

 

[MC Gas Money]

I am reading this and reading this to my wife.....and I am in ####### tears.....you rule!!!!!!!

This guy gets it

 

[Wingnut]

I hope it wasn't as messy as your typing.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I hope it wasn't as messy as your typing.

Nah. Took only 2 wipesBut when I got home at 730 and did a "just got gome" wipe and it looked like I crapped my pants.

Where does it come from?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Had to drop a deuce at a club back in the day. Got hit with the sudden s**t pains. Must have been 20 other people crammed in the bathroom. I don't know if I was loud or they noticed me sitting or what, but some dude calls me out saying who takes a #### at a club blah, blah, blah heckling me unrelentingly. Next thing I know i get hit by a dozen or so wet paper towels tossed over the stall. I just sat there in my humiliation.

 

[Wingnut]

I hope it wasn't as messy as your typing.

Nah. Took only 2 wipesBut when I got home at 17 and did a "just got gome" wipe and it looked like I crapped my pants.

Where does it come from?

Duh, your butt.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I hope it wasn't as messy as your typing.

Nah. Took only 2 wipesBut when I got home at 17 and did a "just got gome" wipe and it looked like I crapped my pants.

Where does it come from?

Duh, your butt.

Is my bum leaking?

 

[Fariq]

We were conducting interviews out of edison NJ for drivers because we dont have an office in the area. Panera just lets you sit there all day and work.

It was actually my first time there. I had the quinoa oatmeal and chai latte for breakfast

Soba noodle bowl and avai tea for lunch. The food was decent.

I have a big personal no-no about dropping a duece in a restaurant bathroom but by 230 I just coulfnt hold it anymore so I went.

I was wearing my wool one piece underwear. Going #2 id a real productionm I had to remove my t shirt and flannel and drape itbover the door soni could roll down the underwear.

Im mid movement and someone else walks in the bathroom. I look in the direction of the door noise and saw a nearly 2 inch gap in the stall door.

We made eye contact and it was very unnerving.

So you don't work for Panera Bread but were using the restaurant to do interviews?

 

[MC Gas Money]

We were conducting interviews out of edison NJ for drivers because we dont have an office in the area. Panera just lets you sit there all day and work.

It was actually my first time there. I had the quinoa oatmeal and chai latte for breakfast

Soba noodle bowl and avai tea for lunch. The food was decent.

I have a big personal no-no about dropping a duece in a restaurant bathroom but by 230 I just coulfnt hold it anymore so I went.

I was wearing my wool one piece underwear. Going #2 id a real productionm I had to remove my t shirt and flannel and drape itbover the door soni could roll down the underwear.

Im mid movement and someone else walks in the bathroom. I look in the direction of the door noise and saw a nearly 2 inch gap in the stall door.

We made eye contact and it was very unnerving.

So you don't work for Panera Bread but were using the restaurant to do interviews?

Yes. They allow this. We actually werent the only people doing interviews there

 

[General Tso]

Did you drop the deuce mid interview? How handled?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Did you drop the deuce mid interview? How handled?

In between interviews

 

[elguapo07]

Did you drop the deuce mid interview? How handled?

In between interviews[/quote

I hope the poor ba$trad who was your 1st post-poop interviewee washed his hands well afterwards.

 

[General Tso]

I'm intrigued about the thermal onesie.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I'm intrigued about the thermal onesie.

Its made by Duofold. I got it from a hunting catalog. Very durable even after nearly ten years of heavy use. Just a few holes and worn where my muscular thighs rub togethet

 

[Mister CIA]

We were conducting interviews out of edison NJ for drivers because we dont have an office in the area. Panera just lets you sit there all day and work.

It was actually my first time there. I had the quinoa oatmeal and chai latte for breakfast

Soba noodle bowl and avai tea for lunch. The food was decent.

I have a big personal no-no about dropping a duece in a restaurant bathroom but by 230 I just coulfnt hold it anymore so I went.

I was wearing my wool one piece underwear. Going #2 id a real productionm I had to remove my t shirt and flannel and drape itbover the door soni could roll down the underwear.

Im mid movement and someone else walks in the bathroom. I look in the direction of the door noise and saw a nearly 2 inch gap in the stall door.

We made eye contact and it was very unnerving.

Sure it wasn't closer to 215?

 

[MC Gas Money]

We were conducting interviews out of edison NJ for drivers because we dont have an office in the area. Panera just lets you sit there all day and work.

It was actually my first time there. I had the quinoa oatmeal and chai latte for breakfast

Soba noodle bowl and avai tea for lunch. The food was decent.

I have a big personal no-no about dropping a duece in a restaurant bathroom but by 230 I just coulfnt hold it anymore so I went.

I was wearing my wool one piece underwear. Going #2 id a real productionm I had to remove my t shirt and flannel and drape itbover the door soni could roll down the underwear.

Im mid movement and someone else walks in the bathroom. I look in the direction of the door noise and saw a nearly 2 inch gap in the stall door.

We made eye contact and it was very unnerving.

Sure it wasn't closer to

I oughtta stoop slap your ### boy

 

[Ghost Rider]

Had to drop a deuce at a club back in the day. Got hit with the sudden s**t pains. Must have been 20 other people crammed in the bathroom. I don't know if I was loud or they noticed me sitting or what, but some dude calls me out saying who takes a #### at a club blah, blah, blah heckling me unrelentingly. Next thing I know i get hit by a dozen or so wet paper towels tossed over the stall. I just sat there in my humiliation.

Shoulda tossed your #### back at them.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Had to drop a deuce at a club back in the day. Got hit with the sudden s**t pains. Must have been 20 other people crammed in the bathroom. I don't know if I was loud or they noticed me sitting or what, but some dude calls me out saying who takes a #### at a club blah, blah, blah heckling me unrelentingly. Next thing I know i get hit by a dozen or so wet paper towels tossed over the stall. I just sat there in my humiliation.

This is a much better story

 

[MC Gas Money]

Had to drop a deuce at a club back in the day. Got hit with the sudden s**t pains. Must have been 20 other people crammed in the bathroom. I don't know if I was loud or they noticed me sitting or what, but some dude calls me out saying who takes a #### at a club blah, blah, blah heckling me unrelentingly. Next thing I know i get hit by a dozen or so wet paper towels tossed over the stall. I just sat there in my humiliation.

This is a much better story

Ditka stealing my thunder right out from under my butkus