I really like Betsy the Native American (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

Here's where we start. Post your unfounded gossip and vituperations about America's Greatest Living Native American here.

 

[Tom Servo]

Betsy thinks challenge flags are stupid.

 

[rockaction]

I heard Betsy drinks domestics.

 

[Tom Servo]

Betsy buys her clothes from Lane Bryant. Loves polyester.

 

[rockaction]

Certainly avoids Chief Bender hats.

 

[Fennis]

Shes kinda hot, but I always liked Wilma better.

 

[rockaction]

Shes kinda hot, but I always liked Wilma better.

Don't you mean Veronica?

 

[Tom Servo]

Betsy has every DVD of Spongebob.

 

[Tom Servo]

Betsy followed Phish around the country once.

 

[rockaction]

Ah, I once told a girl in law school I was going to follow Explosions In The Sky around on the loan dime.

"Oh yeah," she said, "I heard about storm chasers."

True story.

 

[Tom Servo]

Betsy smokes Pall Mall cigarettes.

 

[Tom Servo]

Betsy thought the Raiders got screwed in the Tuck Rule game.

 

[Tom Servo]

Betsy roots for the Atlanta Braves and Kansas City Chiefs.

 

[urbanhack]

Like clockwork

Bravo.

 

[rockaction]

Like clockwork

Bravo.

The heck you talking about?

 

[belljr]

No idea

 

[rockaction]

No idea

Clueless.

 

[HellToupee]

Betsy is loathsome

 

[belljr]

No idea

Clueless.

Alicia Silverstone?

 

[rockaction]

No idea

Clueless.

Alicia Silverstone?

Great movie. Nice pop-punk from back in the day. Smoking Popes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWl-HSnwLWs

 

[Tom Servo]

Betsy still does the macarena.

 

[Tom Servo]

Betsy has been known to go to Mexico with teachers in hopes of getting laid.

 

[rockaction]

I once got a look at Betsy's card stock. It was all monogrammed and the bottom of the letter was all pre-signed and assignated.

Indigenously,

Betsy

 

[skol asylum]

Betsy is not stupid enough to get caught on tape calling half the voters leaches. Also knows not to ask the black kids who let the dogs out. Wears no magic underwear. Jury is out on whether she wears any at all.

 

[rockaction]

Betsy is not stupid enough to get caught on tape calling half the voters leaches. Also knows not to ask the black kids who let the dogs out. Wears no magic underwear. Jury is out on whether she wears any at all.

I heard the political weight of Green Day got thrown behind Betsy on a seesaw and nothing happened but the sound of a fart in a stiff wind.

 

[Henry Ford]

But what about 1/2/34? Got you there, don't I?

 

[rockaction]

But what about 1/2/34? Got you there, don't I?

If you're talking three-fourths Native American, then maybe...

 

[skol asylum]

1 2 3 4, get your native american woman on the floor

Gotta, gotta get up to get down

Gotta, gotta get up to get down

 

[Tom Servo]

Betsy is not stupid enough to get caught on tape calling half the voters leaches. Also knows not to ask the black kids who let the dogs out. Wears no magic underwear. Jury is out on whether she wears any at all.

She's a thong kinda gal...but only tightie whitey white.

 

[rockaction]

I can't help it. Bump.