I really want to have sex but I'm tired... (1 Viewer)

[Sabertooth]

My wife really does need 8 hours. If she sleeps 6 or less she’s cranky. Sometimes she gets up at 5 to get ready for work. So in bed by 9. 

My kids are barely in bed by 8-8:30. 

Same. Mine gets up at 5:30 every morning.  

I get it.  I have no doubt she was tired.  

 

[Sabertooth]

I'm working remotely today so took the opporutnity to ask my wife this question - her response:

"She's actually tired and wants to go to sleep but wants her husband to know that she wants to have sex with him and he is still desirable."



I think my wife just hoodwinked me.  Now she can use this phrase any time and I'll be convinced she really wants have sex with me.

Dammit.  Sorry GB.

 

[Rhythmdoctor]

I’m going to need pictures of the wife to properly assess the situation. 

 

[Jayrod]

LOOK AT ME, MY WIFE IS STILL SOMEWHAT WILLING TO BE SEXUALLY ACTIVE!!!!!

 

[Sabertooth]

I’m going to need pictures of the wife to properly assess the situation. 

Dead ringer for Luke Kuechly's wife in this commercial + about 10 years.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AEy8/nfl-shop-the-easy-route-featuring-luke-kuechly

 

[AAABatteries]

I’m going to need pictures of the wife to properly assess the situation. 

WRONG FORUM!

 

[Dedfin]

I’m going to need pictures of the wife to properly assess the situation. 

Dear God, man. What do you think we are, animals?? Pictures of women?? Shame on you. Shame.

 

[Buttonhook]

You need a side chick 

Don't we all...

 

[Arizona Ron]

Don't we all...

It's easier than you think

 

[jon_mx]

Pretty sure she already had sex.

 

[eoMMan]

https://youtu.be/R7xbhKIiw4Y

"Give me the green light....cause I'm ready to go."

 

[gianmarco]

You need a side chick 

Or a side dude.

 

[drunken slob]

Stop talking to her about the PSF 

 

[James Bond]

Scientists have discovered a substance that, when ingested by females, causes them to lose all interest in sechs.

It is called "wedding cake."

 

[Sabertooth]

You need a side chick 

I don't know if I could do it.  TBH there are several options but I just don't know if I could handle the guilt, and to a lesser extent the OpSec part of it.   I think I'm just too nice.  I'd be much better off just doing a hookup if it ever came to that.  

 

[Ned]

Jody wore her out.  Sorry, OP.

 

[Keerock]

I get that aspect, but I'd wager that all hope was not lost in this situation, as she was at the very least thinking about having the sechs. You could have probably scored a win for yourself if you had targeted and engaged her hot zones and leave her with no choice but to pounce on you, or beg you to pounce on her if she really was tired.  

Translation: give her a hug...

 

[fantasycurse42]

My wife brings up the word "sex" in the bedroom, to me that is a go - gotta move quick though, almost like a surprise attack. 

"I'm horny, but I'm exhaus..." 

I'm already on top of her before the sentence is over.

 

[irish eyes]

How did a topic with the word se@ in it get to 2 pages and still not be deleted by the mods. Must be vacationing

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Translation: give her a hug...

ALWAYS a good start

 

[Godsbrother]

This thread brought back some memories..my parents had this record.   1-2-3 Red Light

i had it too.   (I am old)

 

[Ghost Rider]

I don't know if we can post this but anyway here goes. 

I'm laying in bed last night and the wife gets in.  After a bit of small talk she says "I really want to have sex but I'm tired."

Is that a green light or a red light?  Or yellow?

I moved on her - turns out it was a red light.  So I stopped.  But what a womanly thing to say.  

I'm still befuddled.  

So I'm going to start using this one around the house I think.  "Oh man I really want to cut the grass but I'm tired."  I really want to take the dogs for a walk "but I'm tired."  

I think it would work for dang near anything.  

Did you have to PM the mods written consent from your wife to post this thread?