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I think my Trader Joe's frozen Indian lunch is making me Hallucinate (1 Viewer)

Koya

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Sorta half kidding here.  Recently went on a Trader Joe's binge... only to be reminded that its a much better concept on paper than the food is actually that good. 

That said, had some of their Indian Butter Chicken for lunch working at home.  Ended up feeling a little weird, though I can't imagine there's MSG in it.  Actually went and lay down for a little nap ( @the moops - you know what I'm talking about brotha), and had really vivid weird dreams, only to wake up and feel well, a bit high.  Body tingling, brain a bit loose, totally like some super low grade hallucigen.  Do I double down and eat another? If it didn't cause low grade sorta nausea as well, I'd do it for scientific posterity... 

 
I eat the Palak Paneer about once a week, I guess I've been getting the wrong kind. 

 
How many of these do you have?
I would send one to a lab for testing. Keep the rest in your fridge. Once the lab results confirm LSD in the sample, buy an entire palate from Trader Joe's (hopefully from the same batch). Sue Trader Joe's for selling contaminated food products. Sell the other units on ebay for  :moneybag:   :moneybag: :moneybag: .

Never work again.

 

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