I want to get my ear pierced. Talk me out of it. (1 Viewer)

[headcrack]

Simple rule of thumb. If you have begun sprouting ear hair, you are too old to wear an earring.

 

[James Daulton]

Aw man, a diamond earring and a tribal tat across your bicep would be banging.

I have no wish for a tattoo of any sort.

You've got to go all-in brother.

 

[Christo]

Simple rule of thumb. If you have begun sprouting ear hair, you are too old to wear an earring.

I can pull it off.

 

[KCitons]

Simple rule of thumb. If you have begun sprouting ear hair, you are too old to wear an earring.

I can pull it off.

With an earring, you'll be doing a lot more of that

 

[dschuler]

You should get in done at Claire's with all the 10 year olds.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Go all out and get the Prince Albert.

 

[Tom Servo]

A hoop in both, a shaved head and some kind of badazz facial hair ought to do the trick. Bonus points for going sleeveless 24/7 and being about 100 lbs overweight.

I was thinking an Affliction t-shirt myself.

 

[Christo]

You should get in done at Claire's with all the 10 year olds.

Actually, I looked and the closest place to my condo is a Claire's that's within walking distance. It's funny, stuff like this doesn't bother me. But I understand if you're not quite as secure in your manhood as I am.

 

[Eminence]

Do it Christo! You're the man.

 

[Christo]

Do it Christo! You're the man.

Now I'm rethinking this.

 

[dickey moe]

Simple rule of thumb. If you have begun sprouting ear hair, you are too old to wear an earring.

I can pull it off.

No, use tweezers.

 

[offdee]

A two carat cubic zirconia will be like catnip for the fat chicks.

 

[Christo]

A two carat cubic zirconia will be like catnip for the fat chicks.

First, I'm a FBG, so I can afford the diamond. Second, I don't need catnip for the fat chicks. I am catnip for the fat chicks.

 

[Willie Neslon]

Sometimes the clothes do not make the man

 

[Christo]

Sometimes the clothes do not make the man

That's probably a little ostentatious for me.

 

[Willie Neslon]

Sometimes the clothes do not make the man

That's probably a little ostentatious for me.

Maybe this?

 

[Christo]

Sometimes the clothes do not make the man

That's probably a little ostentatious for me.

Maybe this?

Still a little big. And I'm more of a gold guy. I do wish I still had that much hair.

 

[AAABatteries]

Why do you want to do this?

 

[Tom Servo]

Why do you want to do this?

There are younger chubby chasers coming along with better game.

 

[captain_amazing]

Please wear these.

 

[dschuler]

You should get in done at Claire's with all the 10 year olds.

Actually, I looked and the closest place to my condo is a Claire's that's within walking distance. It's funny, stuff like this doesn't bother me. But I understand if you're not quite as secure in your manhood as I am.

Believe it or not man, the one and only time I got my ear pierced was there, which is why I said it. A babe that worked there got me to do it like so many hot girls can get guys to do things.

 

[fantasycurse42]

If you had you're ear pierced right now, you'd be surrounded by 10 plus sized models right now. Stop wasting your time and do it. Something like this can only be a boost for your professional career as well.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Just don't pierce the gay ear.

 

[James Daulton]

You get this done yet?

 

[KCitons]

It's tough deciding between the playboy bunny or peace symbol. Can't rush perfection.

 

[Prinefan]

Man-earrings have never been cool. Ever.

 

[DropKick]

Years ago my son wanted gauges... He thanked me recently for not letting him do it.

 

[cstu]

Years ago my son wanted gauges... He thanked me recently for not letting him do it.

I don't consider gauges remotely similar to earrings. You can take out an earring and nobody will notice but it's very hard to get a gauged ear to go back to normal.

 

[Mister CIA]

Thinking about going with a flat-top haircut myself. I'm about three months in the gym from pulling this off.

 

[cstu]

Women will say they don't like guys with earrings, but they do.

 

[SlaX]

Everyone gets piercings and tattoos. It's the cool kids that don't these days. So, yes you should.

 

[Tom Servo]

Thinking about going with a flat-top haircut myself. I'm about three months in the gym from pulling this off.

Been rocking the flat-top for a couple of years now.

Helps hide the male patterned baldness too.

 

[xulf]

Thinking about going with a flat-top haircut myself. I'm about three months in the gym from pulling this off.

Been rocking the flat-top for a couple of years now. Helps hide the male patterned baldness too.

Not sure that's a good look for the pubes.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I was a cool SOB back then.

I want to believe this, I really do.

 

[GilbertGrape]

Do it Christo! You're the man.

Now I'm rethinking this.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I was a cool SOB back then.

I want to believe this, I really do.

Christo circa a while back.

 

[dparker713]

#### or get off the pot

 

[Tom Servo]

#### or get off the pot

This.

 

[El Floppo]

#### or get off the pot

This.

and pics or gtfo

 

[Tom Servo]

#### or get off the pot

This.

and pics or gtfo

And this too.