If there was ever a time for one of the all time FFA classic lines... (1 Viewer)

[coyote5]

It would definitely be in this thread...

 

[E Street Brat]

Start hiding grandpa?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Sleep with grandma

 

[Joe Summer]

That thread is Wet Dream's wet dream.

 

[Godsbrother]

Grandpa thinks that I caught the ####?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Next time he's napping, stand next to him with your fly open and put a hot dog in his mouth. When he wakes up, chuck the dog, zip up your fly, and scream "Are you happy now?!"

 

[coyote5]

Sleep with grandma

Well yeah, sleep with his wife

 

[tonydead]

Try shaving off the mustache and ditch the skinny jeans.  

 

[gianmarco]

Next time he's napping, stand next to him with your fly open and put a hot dog in his mouth. When he wakes up, chuck the dog, zip up your fly, and scream "Are you happy now?!"

Why use a hot dog if you're going for real effect?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Why use a hot dog if you're going for real effect?

Well if he really is gay...

(My dad told me that he actually saw that happen in the Air Force where he was stationed. Practical joker guy got the crap beat out of him.)

 

[Franknbeans]

NTTAWWT

 

[Dan Lambskin]

SUPPLIES!

 

[Peyton Marino]

reddit blocked here at work.  clifford's notes plz?

 

[FreeBaGeL]

reddit blocked here at work.  clifford's notes plz?

" My grandpa (79) is absolutely convinced I(27M) am a closet homosexual and berates me about coming out to him, despite the fact I've had recent girlfriends. What else can I do to convince him that I am straight as an arrow?N "

 

[Eminence]

HARD DELETE