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I'm a food snob (1 Viewer)

People that don't ever eat left-overs annoy me a little.
Agreed.
My mom is one of these and it drives me crazy. Not a food snob in the least but for some reason thinks she too good for leftovers...despite the fact that a lot of leftovers taste better the next day. :shrug:
I just wonder why they bother to take it home if they are just going to let it rot in the fridge.Same goes for people who buy more stuff than they can, or are willing to, eat (fruits and veggies typically) and just let them rot in the fridge. Terribly wasteful behavior.
 
'Chaka said:
'17seconds said:
Anybody ever buy Kerrygold Butter? I saw this in Costco and it cracked me up. $7 for butter from grass-fed cows. But not just any grass. Only the perfectly green grass of Ireland grown within 500ft of an ancient castle.
I like Kerrygold butter. :shrug:
Did I say it was bad? I'm sure it's awesome, just funny how foodie-like it is.
I usually have either some of that on hand or goat's milk butter for spreads. I also keep ghee, beef tallow, rendered bacon grease, duck fat, coconut oil and palm oil for cooking.
Lardo down?
 
'Chaka said:
'17seconds said:
Anybody ever buy Kerrygold Butter? I saw this in Costco and it cracked me up. $7 for butter from grass-fed cows. But not just any grass. Only the perfectly green grass of Ireland grown within 500ft of an ancient castle.
I like Kerrygold butter. :shrug:
I use Kerrygold a lot. The taste is awesome and it fits nicely into the primal diet.
 
'Chaka said:
'17seconds said:
Anybody ever buy Kerrygold Butter? I saw this in Costco and it cracked me up. $7 for butter from grass-fed cows. But not just any grass. Only the perfectly green grass of Ireland grown within 500ft of an ancient castle.
I like Kerrygold butter. :shrug:
Did I say it was bad? I'm sure it's awesome, just funny how foodie-like it is.
I usually have either some of that on hand or goat's milk butter for spreads. I also keep ghee, beef tallow, rendered bacon grease, duck fat, coconut oil and palm oil for cooking.
Lardo down?
I'd love some but it's kinda hard to find.
 
'Chaka said:
'17seconds said:
Anybody ever buy Kerrygold Butter? I saw this in Costco and it cracked me up. $7 for butter from grass-fed cows. But not just any grass. Only the perfectly green grass of Ireland grown within 500ft of an ancient castle.
I like Kerrygold butter. :shrug:
Did I say it was bad? I'm sure it's awesome, just funny how foodie-like it is.
I usually have either some of that on hand or goat's milk butter for spreads. I also keep ghee, beef tallow, rendered bacon grease, duck fat, coconut oil and palm oil for cooking.
you are speaking my language :thumbup:do you buy your duck fat? or save it from when you cook duck breasts?
 
I have three kinds of salt in my pantry. SALT! I'm not talking about garlic salt, onion salt, etc. Just salt.

I couldn't tell you how many kinds of mustard I have in the fridge...

What is your telling sign of snobbery?
Salts:kosher, pretzel, guerande, grey, Himalayan pink, iodized sea salt, and a bag left over from making salt potatoes.

I dunno - my food "snobbery" is probably that I don't grab what's cheapest but what's the best ingredients for the recipes I'm trying to make. Sometimes that means bypassing the "time to run ol' Bessie to the slaughterhouse" $6.98 ribeyes on sale at the local Hannaford and instead getting the ones close to double that at the butcher shop.

Does the 1954 Dormeyer stand mixer on the counter count?

 
Grey Poupon and basic sea salt will normally get the job done for any man.
:thumbdown: You need to have special stone ground mustard with seeds harvested from fields populated by spur throated grasshoppers and then ground using Adirondack granite to a perfect 0.8mm sieve size, then blended with oaked chardonnay wine vinegar and salt extracted from the Sargasso Sea and dried on the backs of sunbathing supermodels. Everybody knows this.
 
Grey Poupon and basic sea salt will normally get the job done for any man.
:thumbdown: You need to have special stone ground mustard with seeds harvested from fields populated by spur throated grasshoppers and then ground using Adirondack granite to a perfect 0.8mm sieve size, then blended with oaked chardonnay wine vinegar and salt extracted from the Sargasso Sea and dried on the backs of grass-fed sunbathing supermodels. Everybody knows this.
Fixed it for you :thumbup:
 
'zoonation said:
I have three kinds of salt in my pantry. SALT! I'm not talking about garlic salt, onion salt, etc. Just salt.

I couldn't tell you how many kinds of mustard I have in the fridge...

What is your telling sign of snobbery?
Im the last thing from a food snob and I also have 3 different kinds of salt - each has its use. Just three mustards though. :shrug:
I just have sea salt, what am I missing with other salts?
you cook with sea salt? yikes. It has its uses but for everyday cooking salt you need to be using kosher.
Basically my response--Kosher dissolves much more easily, while I use sea salts more for a crust. Iodized is fine for a table salt imo. Meanwhile I received a collection of Das finishing salts which I'm still trying to get a handle on. Favorite has been Fleur de Sel (French). Also have Alaea Sea Salt (Hawaii), Black Lava Salt (Hawaii), Sel Gris (only one called a 'cooking salt', France), and Kala Namak (India). Any ideas?!!

:coffee:

 
Grey Poupon and basic sea salt will normally get the job done for any man.
:thumbdown: You need to have special stone ground mustard with seeds harvested from fields populated by spur throated grasshoppers and then ground using Adirondack granite to a perfect 0.8mm sieve size, then blended with oaked chardonnay wine vinegar and salt extracted from the Sargasso Sea and dried on the backs of grass-fed sunbathing supermodels. Everybody knows this.
Fixed it for you :thumbup:
Well, yea, that goes without saying.
 
just checked the pantry:

kosher salt, flor de sal, truffle salt, alderwood smoked salt, pink himalayan salt, black hawaiian salt, lime salt, vintage merlot salt

 
I think it's easy to run into many salts.

With no intention we have Morton's iodized salt, pink himalayan salt, sea salt, and kosher salt. I have no idea how these are different - other than kosher for grilling - and I don't think my wife does either.

 
People that don't ever eat left-overs annoy me a little.
My wife is like this. It did annoy me, until I realized this meant I had an easy meal available to me a few times a week. :thumbup: BTW - Sea salt caramels are junk food crack. Ridiculously good.
 
After reading through this thread, a lot of past posts suddenly make sense. Now I'm off to hunt down some pink Himalayans so I can steal their salt.

 
Over the holidays, I got a leg of lamb. Marinaded it in red wine vinegar, red wine, fresh thyme, garlic, brown sugar, and salt for 36 hours. Cooked it in a counter top rotisserie. It was out of this world!

What to do with the lamb bone and left over meat? Root Vegetable Irish Lamb Stew from scratch. Stock and all.

Heaven in a bowl.

 
I have three kinds of salt in my pantry. SALT! I'm not talking about garlic salt, onion salt, etc. Just salt.

I couldn't tell you how many kinds of mustard I have in the fridge...

What is your telling sign of snobbery?
Im the last thing from a food snob and I also have 3 different kinds of salt - each has its use. Just three mustards though. :shrug:
I just have sea salt, what am I missing with other salts?
you cook with sea salt? yikes. It has its uses but for everyday cooking salt you need to be using kosher.
:lmao: wtf ...

 
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I have three kinds of salt in my pantry. SALT! I'm not talking about garlic salt, onion salt, etc. Just salt.

I couldn't tell you how many kinds of mustard I have in the fridge...

What is your telling sign of snobbery?
I have 3 different salts as well (Iodized, kosher, sea), but I make my own mustards. We have a bottle of French's yellow mustard since that is all my wife will eat, but I find that stuff to be gross.

 
Dickies said:
I have three kinds of salt in my pantry. SALT! I'm not talking about garlic salt, onion salt, etc. Just salt.

I couldn't tell you how many kinds of mustard I have in the fridge...

What is your telling sign of snobbery?
I have 3 different salts as well (Iodized, kosher, sea), but I make my own mustards. We have a bottle of French's yellow mustard since that is all my wife will eat, but I find that stuff to be gross.
I'm intrigued. Can you suggest a site or recipe?

 
Dickies said:
I have three kinds of salt in my pantry. SALT! I'm not talking about garlic salt, onion salt, etc. Just salt.

I couldn't tell you how many kinds of mustard I have in the fridge...

What is your telling sign of snobbery?
I have 3 different salts as well (Iodized, kosher, sea), but I make my own mustards. We have a bottle of French's yellow mustard since that is all my wife will eat, but I find that stuff to be gross.
I'm intrigued. Can you suggest a site or recipe?
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/homemade-mustard-recipe.html

This is the first recipe I ever used, and I kinda use it as my baseline to mess around with. I prefer a bit more vinegar and less/no wine and I like adding horseradish to it. I just play around with different things. Just google it and there are a lot of different ideas that people have with mustard recipes. Experiment and find what you like and it will guide your path.

 
Dickies said:
I have three kinds of salt in my pantry. SALT! I'm not talking about garlic salt, onion salt, etc. Just salt.

I couldn't tell you how many kinds of mustard I have in the fridge...

What is your telling sign of snobbery?
I have 3 different salts as well (Iodized, kosher, sea), but I make my own mustards. We have a bottle of French's yellow mustard since that is all my wife will eat, but I find that stuff to be gross.
I'm intrigued. Can you suggest a site or recipe?
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/homemade-mustard-recipe.html

This is the first recipe I ever used, and I kinda use it as my baseline to mess around with. I prefer a bit more vinegar and less/no wine and I like adding horseradish to it. I just play around with different things. Just google it and there are a lot of different ideas that people have with mustard recipes. Experiment and find what you like and it will guide your path.
Thanks!

My next self appointed 'assignment' is to learn the 5 'Mother Sauces' in french cooking.

 
Anybody ever buy Kerrygold Butter? I saw this in Costco and it cracked me up. $7 for butter from grass-fed cows. But not just any grass. Only the perfectly green grass of Ireland grown within 500ft of an ancient castle.
I buy Kerrygold unsalted butter at Trader Joe's - $2.99. Best butter I've ever had. I usually buy 4-6 packages at a time.
Last I looked the TJ's was 8 oz and the Costco was 24 oz., so costco is better deal, but its solid, not in a tub.

And its great butter. Try some Irish or other European. Theya re all great. And its all Gfed.

 
I have roughly 30 costco bricks of kerrygold in my freezer right now. Costco was out for like 8 months last year. My wife decided she was going to play it safe.

 
Hastur said:
Dickies said:
I have three kinds of salt in my pantry. SALT! I'm not talking about garlic salt, onion salt, etc. Just salt.

I couldn't tell you how many kinds of mustard I have in the fridge...

What is your telling sign of snobbery?
I have 3 different salts as well (Iodized, kosher, sea), but I make my own mustards. We have a bottle of French's yellow mustard since that is all my wife will eat, but I find that stuff to be gross.
I'm intrigued. Can you suggest a site or recipe?
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/homemade-mustard-recipe.html

This is the first recipe I ever used, and I kinda use it as my baseline to mess around with. I prefer a bit more vinegar and less/no wine and I like adding horseradish to it. I just play around with different things. Just google it and there are a lot of different ideas that people have with mustard recipes. Experiment and find what you like and it will guide your path.
Thanks!

My next self appointed 'assignment' is to learn the 5 'Mother Sauces' in french cooking.
Forget bechamel and learn buerre blanc instead.

 
You know, I read this thread and thought "that's crazy, who has different kinds of salts?"

Then I realized I have sea salt, kosher salt, and Himalayan pink salt in my cupboard. My wife swears the pink stuff is better. It's cheap enough that I don't mind.

 
You know, I read this thread and thought "that's crazy, who has different kinds of salts?"

Then I realized I have sea salt, kosher salt, and Himalayan pink salt in my cupboard. My wife swears the pink stuff is better. It's cheap enough that I don't mind.
There is a store near me called "The Spice and Tea Exchange". They have at least 16 different salts, 20 sugars, dozens of loose leaf tea, and every spice you would ever need.

https://www.spiceandtea.com/locations-ezp-1.html?chapter=1

 
You know, I read this thread and thought "that's crazy, who has different kinds of salts?"

Then I realized I have sea salt, kosher salt, and Himalayan pink salt in my cupboard. My wife swears the pink stuff is better. It's cheap enough that I don't mind.
Yeah, I feel like I have way too much salt now. Just checked and there are 6 types in the pantry. Table

Kosher

Crystalline Sea

Flaked Sea

Regular Sea

Ghost Pepper

 

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