In here I'll posit that if you read most of Jello Biafra's lyrics in an English accent you'll come away thinking it's a speech from a Netflix movie (1 Viewer)

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You know you've started this out right when the only comparable threads are Gekko's and D Jax.

I'll start with the lyrics you need to read in a British accent to sound like you're a professor in front of an English school.

Professor, speaking extemporaneously:

Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest that's the name of the game
But you've got a lot of nerve to call yourself a pioneer
When you're too ******* conservative to take real chances - MTV Get Off The Air!

 

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This, by the way, is especially true of the album Frankenchrist, but that part was too long to fit into the already long title.