Internet friends (1 Viewer)

[Drunken Poster]

It doesn't happen often, but sometimes I'll reference something I read here in a real life conversation. If asked where I heard it, I'll say "from my internet friends".

Is that okay?

 

[Juxtatarot]

It doesn't happen often, but sometimes I'll reference something I read here in a real life conversation. If asked where I heard it, I'll say "from my internet friends".

Is that okay?

No

 

[Drunken Poster]

In before http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC6QdhbZdpo

 

[Drunken Poster]

It doesn't happen often, but sometimes I'll reference something I read here in a real life conversation. If asked where I heard it, I'll say "from my internet friends".

Is that okay?

No

The next time I reference you I'll include a disclaimer.

 

[Raider Nation]

I'd care more about what my internet friends think, anyway.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I'll be your friend.

 

[Drunken Poster]

I'd care more about what my internet friends think, anyway.

Some of them anyway.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yes.

Here is the default "acceptable" answer: "this guy in my fantasy football league said..."

 

[sbonomo]

Absolutely....I talk about my i-friends all the time....wait, is that bad?

 

[Drunken Poster]

I'll be your friend.

We already were. I never told you, and for that I apologize.

 

[Juxtatarot]

It doesn't happen often, but sometimes I'll reference something I read here in a real life conversation. If asked where I heard it, I'll say "from my internet friends".

Is that okay?

No

The next time I reference you I'll include a disclaimer.

Good. I prefer "Internet acquaintance".

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I'll be your friend.

We already were. I never told you, and for that I apologize.

Apology accepted. I love you.

 

[Drunken Poster]

Yes.

Here is the default "acceptable" answer: "this guy in my fantasy football league said..."

I'm not in any fantasy football leagues.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yes.

Here is the default "acceptable" answer: "this guy in my fantasy football league said..."

I'm not in any fantasy football leagues.

Well...you could lie about it.

 

[Drunken Poster]

Yes.

Here is the default "acceptable" answer: "this guy in my fantasy football league said..."

I'm not in any fantasy football leagues.

Well...you could lie about it.

If called on it I'd be busted. I couldn't name a second receiver on ninety percent of the league.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yes.

Here is the default "acceptable" answer: "this guy in my fantasy football league said..."

I'm not in any fantasy football leagues.

Well...you could lie about it.

If called on it I'd be busted. I couldn't name a second receiver on ninety percent of the league.

You're drunk. Admit it.

 

[Raider Nation]

Just don't tell anyone that you drafted the Bears' defense. Nobody would believe you.

 

[strykerpks]

That's my wife's go-to insult. Except I'm not in sulted

 

[Drunken Poster]

When my wife wants to be a smart ###, she'll respond to something stupid I said by asking if that's what my internet friends think.

 

[cstu]

When I mention something from here I say it's from one of my friends, so you've got that going for you.

 

[Drunken Poster]

Just don't tell anyone that you drafted the Bears' defense. Nobody would believe you.

I'm the kind of guy who drafts the Bears defense. That's why I quit.

 

[dirtyhalos]

i reference my ifriends all the time too, im hoping its ok

 

[avoiding injuries]

-"I was talking about that just the other day"

-"Oh yeah, with who?"

-"Uh, um, oh, uhhh...these guys I know"

If I'm at work, I say friends. If I'm with friends, I say people at work.

 

[avoiding injuries]

When my wife wants to be a smart ###, she'll respond to something stupid I said by asking if that's what my internet friends think.

Mine too, and then I'll get all defensive and rattle off things I've learned here. "You know, I started a poll there when we were dating asking if I should marry you and they voted yes. You should show them a little more respect."

She's usually quiet after that.

 

[Uncle CornCob]

i reference my ifriends all the time too, im hoping its ok

Perfectly fine

 

[Uncle CornCob]

When my wife wants to be a smart ###, she'll respond to something stupid I said by asking if that's what my internet friends think.

Perhaps she needs to be corrected

 

[Ned]

i reference my ifriends all the time too, im hoping its ok

 

[Tom Hagen]

Yes.

Here is the default "acceptable" answer: "this guy in my fantasy football league said..."

This is what I do but my wife must think I'm in a 300 team league.

 

[comfortably numb]

i reference my ifriends all the time too, im hoping its ok

It's been long enough. I just call you friends.

Although not sure I should with halos. Won't even agree to corn hole me when I had planned to fly out 3000 miles to his area.

 

[comfortably numb]

When I answer something my wife will say.

"Is that what the footballguys said" or "why don't you ask the footballguys? "

 

[Zow]

I use "people I do fantasy football with".

 

[Wooderson]

My wife refers to you all as " the board "

"Is that what your board told you. "

 

[comfortably numb]

My wife refers to you all as " the board "

"Is that what your board told you. "

Tell her we ask you "is that what your broad told you??"

 

[Wrigley]

My wife calls you guys my "fake friends"

 

[Leroy Hoard]

One of these mentioned wives has to be the one who calls it "magic football"

 

[Wrigley]

One of these mentioned wives has to be the one who calls it "magic football"

thats what I call it

 

[Limp Ditka]

My wife calls you guys my "fake friends"

We'll show her!

 

[otello]

My wife calls you guys my "fake friends"

we're real, and spectacular.