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I've never smoked weed before (1 Viewer)

I’m 47 and got high for the first time on edibles when they made it legal in my state 9 months ago.  They say to take 10mg or less of THC your first time, so I did around 3pm on a Friday.  I made the beginners mistake of trying 10mg, thinking nothing happened after an hour, so I took 20mg more.  After 3 hours - yes 3 hours - it kicked in - hard.

At first, I felt a little lightheaded, but in a good way.  Then I started coming up with the most hilarious jokes ever (so I thought).

My wife and I went out to dinner - she drove (and was laughing at me the whole time).  She ordered her meal and it came out cold.  I was a little less inhibited in telling the waiter that it was bad.  I wasn’t a jerk about it, but I didn’t have the same hesitation I normally would, and we ended up leaving.

She and I tried having a conversation, but - and I wasn’t aware of this beforehand - my short term memory was GONE.  Like I would start a sentence and forget what I was saying before I could finish.  I’ve never experienced something like that, but it was a very funny to us both.

We were frustrated with the restaurant, so we ended up going to a Mexican fast food chain.  That crappy food was THE BEST EVER (I guess it was “the munchies”).  In fact, all my senses were heightened.  Listening to music was so clear - I noticed instruments in songs I never noticed before.

By about midnight, most of the largest impacts were gone, but until about noon the next day, I still felt some effects and would not have gotten behind the wheel of a car in that light headed condition.

I’ve done it several times since then (once or twice a month - only on weekends), and think everyone should just try it once to see what the deal is.  For me, it is relaxing, enhances the senses (ALL senses....ahem), and helps me get a great night sleep when I am ready.  I also have anxiety issues, and it certainly helps with that - it’s like ingesting happiness.

On the flip side, my wife tried it once, and she got really dizzy for an hour (not in a good way), but then recovered nicely.  I think it hits everyone a little differently, so you just have to see for yourself and adjust your intake accordingly.

 
If you don’t smoke weed,

you’ll never understand why people smoke weed.

Is smoking pot then masturbating considered weed whacking .?

:ph34r:

 
lakerstan said:
I’m 47 and got high for the first time on edibles when they made it legal in my state 9 months ago.  They say to take 10mg or less of THC your first time, so I did around 3pm on a Friday.  I made the beginners mistake of trying 10mg, thinking nothing happened after an hour, so I took 20mg more.  After 3 hours - yes 3 hours - it kicked in - hard.

At first, I felt a little lightheaded, but in a good way.  Then I started coming up with the most hilarious jokes ever (so I thought).

My wife and I went out to dinner - she drove (and was laughing at me the whole time).  She ordered her meal and it came out cold.  I was a little less inhibited in telling the waiter that it was bad.  I wasn’t a jerk about it, but I didn’t have the same hesitation I normally would, and we ended up leaving.

She and I tried having a conversation, but - and I wasn’t aware of this beforehand - my short term memory was GONE.  Like I would start a sentence and forget what I was saying before I could finish.  I’ve never experienced something like that, but it was a very funny to us both.

We were frustrated with the restaurant, so we ended up going to a Mexican fast food chain.  That crappy food was THE BEST EVER (I guess it was “the munchies”).  In fact, all my senses were heightened.  Listening to music was so clear - I noticed instruments in songs I never noticed before.

By about midnight, most of the largest impacts were gone, but until about noon the next day, I still felt some effects and would not have gotten behind the wheel of a car in that light headed condition.

I’ve done it several times since then (once or twice a month - only on weekends), and think everyone should just try it once to see what the deal is.  For me, it is relaxing, enhances the senses (ALL senses....ahem), and helps me get a great night sleep when I am ready.  I also have anxiety issues, and it certainly helps with that - it’s like ingesting happiness.

On the flip side, my wife tried it once, and she got really dizzy for an hour (not in a good way), but then recovered nicely.  I think it hits everyone a little differently, so you just have to see for yourself and adjust your intake accordingly.
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I ate a whole cookie way back and had that odd feeling that my chair was tipping over....for like 4 hours.  This was 15 years ago when I was smoking regularly.

 
Ha!

This is the same topic I started in 05 that earned me my 1st TO.

(Actually, my topic was I've never been drunk or high...what am I missing)

 
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I smoked almost daily from junior year in high school through 4 years of college.  I loved it but after graduation I became engaged and future wife was against it so I quit.

That was 40 years ago and doubt that I'll ever smoke again.  Just don't have the desire

 
Don't believe anything you read here, watch Reefer Madness. It's got everything you need to know. 

 
It makes me very sedentary, and loving input (TV, computer, food).  Or go for a walk in the woods.  It makes my wife very horny, so she pesters the crap out of me while all I want to do is watch the tube.

But I haven't touched the stuff in 20 years due to work requirements.  I hear the weed is hella strong these days.  Proceed with moderation.

 
It’s pretty fun 

but ive gone from doing it a lot in Jr High and High School (probably damn near every day those last few years) to occasionally in college and thereafter and now I think I’ve done it 3-4 times in the last 10 years.

If I’m in the right situation I won’t turn it down, but it’s not anything I seek out

 
I was an everyday smoker for years. Now I only smoke when I can enjoy it. So once in the morning. Then a few times in the evening. Sometimes at lunch. 

 
I have those issues that were mentioned of short term memory loss, and crashing out shortly after.  I slept like the dead for almost twelve hours last night after a party.  

 
Nothing much. Just relaxes you. Obviously depends on what strain you smoke. No hangover is awesome but munchies kind of sucks. 

 
Folks are surprised i'm not a weed guy, but i never have been. Got my weirdness from LSD, never processed pot well. Used to say i had two speeds on weed - game-show host & serial killer. Didn't like either. Ladies do like it for naughtytime & its actually pretty good to be on the same page there. Trying to get me ma to try it - think it would do wonders for the pain & bother of 94hood

 
Ghost Rider said:
I work with a gal, who is convinced I smoke weed every night because of the kind of music I like.  To say she is stereotyping would be the understatement of the year. 
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Ya, it's weird. Got nothing against it but, when i returned east a few years back, i ran into some old friends who have toked pretty much every day for the last 50 yrs. They are now about the biggest waste of shirts i ever met, so there's that.

 
I*'ll pick some up once or twice a year. $50 will last us like 3-4 months so it's not like we smoke a lot. A few hits now and then before we go out for a walk or before certain movies. Just for a little buzz.

 
jamny said:
I*'ll pick some up once or twice a year. $50 will last us like 3-4 months so it's not like we smoke a lot. A few hits now and then before we go out for a walk or before certain movies. Just for a little buzz.
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Noob question - how you keep it fresh that long?

 
lakerstan said:
I’m 47 and got high for the first time on edibles when they made it legal in my state 9 months ago.  They say to take 10mg or less of THC your first time, so I did around 3pm on a Friday.  I made the beginners mistake of trying 10mg, thinking nothing happened after an hour, so I took 20mg more.  After 3 hours - yes 3 hours - it kicked in - hard.

At first, I felt a little lightheaded, but in a good way.  Then I started coming up with the most hilarious jokes ever (so I thought).

My wife and I went out to dinner - she drove (and was laughing at me the whole time).  She ordered her meal and it came out cold.  I was a little less inhibited in telling the waiter that it was bad.  I wasn’t a jerk about it, but I didn’t have the same hesitation I normally would, and we ended up leaving.

She and I tried having a conversation, but - and I wasn’t aware of this beforehand - my short term memory was GONE.  Like I would start a sentence and forget what I was saying before I could finish.  I’ve never experienced something like that, but it was a very funny to us both.

We were frustrated with the restaurant, so we ended up going to a Mexican fast food chain.  That crappy food was THE BEST EVER (I guess it was “the munchies”).  In fact, all my senses were heightened.  Listening to music was so clear - I noticed instruments in songs I never noticed before.

By about midnight, most of the largest impacts were gone, but until about noon the next day, I still felt some effects and would not have gotten behind the wheel of a car in that light headed condition.

I’ve done it several times since then (once or twice a month - only on weekends), and think everyone should just try it once to see what the deal is.  For me, it is relaxing, enhances the senses (ALL senses....ahem), and helps me get a great night sleep when I am ready.  I also have anxiety issues, and it certainly helps with that - it’s like ingesting happiness.

On the flip side, my wife tried it once, and she got really dizzy for an hour (not in a good way), but then recovered nicely.  I think it hits everyone a little differently, so you just have to see for yourself and adjust your intake accordingly.
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that is the most dad explanation of doing the pot ever. 

 
I also had to quit when I got married. She was gone from late November to February. Picked up 10 grams in DC and had some first time in 4 years. Smoked some there on the mall and went to couple of museums high. That was awesome. Drove to Seneca Rick and a J up at the top with a beer. That was really cool too. 

Finished what I had left when I got home. Lasted me over a month. Got lucky and met a guy that helped me acquire more to last the rest of the time I had. That last bit I got was indica which was disappointing because sativa is waaaaay better imo but beggars can’t be choosers. Been almost 2 months now since I had it. I miss it. 

 
I started smoking semi-regularly about a year ago. Even though the shops don’t open in MA for another few months it’s super-accessible. I found a guy on Craigslist who I ping every three months or so. $160 for a 1/2 oz of Chocolate Kush delivered to me w/in an hour in a mason jar, which is a nice touch. 

Much prefer it to drinking these days. Looking forward to trying different strains/edibles when the shops open.

 
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