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Jennifer Love Hewitt... holy moly. (2 Viewers)

matuski

matuski

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On Ellen.... enjoy.

I'm fully aware she has her own thread already. Unfortunately, I don't have a clue how to even find the search function for the new layout. I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me.

Sneak peak if you are too lazy to watch the video. :excited: :excited: :excited:

 
Yes, hi, I'd like the breasts...oh dear, I'm sorry, I meant I'd like to order the breasts please...haha!! Whoops!! I meant, a large order of breasts. Ohh my goodness...

 
When these good girls start out, everyone asks them to do nudity, and their agents say no, that'll ruin your career, and then they start to get a little older, and people lose interest, and they start seeing the offers dry up, but they get some crappy side work. Then as they get to their late thirties, early forties, they finally realize how the business really works, and theyre totally fine acting trashy, but nobody really wants to see it anymore.

That is why we need the Nudity Time Capsule. Hot celebrities take their naked picture and give them to me, and my company will hold on to them over the years until they decide whether to release them to the public. We will also personally test the material, and let them know whether they should reshoot it, try different hair or hairlessness, or whatever will maximize their value later in life. And the best part is, you only pay for the service if you decide to use the pictures later.

 
bostonfred said:
When these good girls start out, everyone asks them to do nudity, and their agents say no, that'll ruin your career, and then they start to get a little older, and people lose interest, and they start seeing the offers dry up, but they get some crappy side work. Then as they get to their late thirties, early forties, they finally realize how the business really works, and theyre totally fine acting trashy, but nobody really wants to see it anymore.That is why we need the Nudity Time Capsule. Hot celebrities take their naked picture and give them to me, and my company will hold on to them over the years until they decide whether to release them to the public. We will also personally test the material, and let them know whether they should reshoot it, try different hair or hairlessness, or whatever will maximize their value later in life. And the best part is, you only pay for the service if you decide to use the pictures later.
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Send this to Simmons. He would mail bag this one.

 
Even if you ignore her cankles when she first comes out, I don't think she looked that good in that dress. She’s a really good looking 40 year old broad. She would be hotter in something more flattering IMO. I mean don’t get me wrong, I like boobs as much as the next guy, but she could wear something that fit her better and look hotter.

 
Fennis said:
Even if you ignore her cankles when she first comes out, I don't think she looked that good in that dress. She’s a really good looking 40 year old broad. She would be hotter in something more flattering IMO. I mean don’t get me wrong, I like boobs as much as the next guy, but she could wear something that fit her better and look hotter.
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Still, she looks good in spite of the dress.

 
bostonfred said:
When these good girls start out, everyone asks them to do nudity, and their agents say no, that'll ruin your career, and then they start to get a little older, and people lose interest, and they start seeing the offers dry up, but they get some crappy side work. Then as they get to their late thirties, early forties, they finally realize how the business really works, and theyre totally fine acting trashy, but nobody really wants to see it anymore.
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Speak for yourself, guy.

 
Fennis said:
Even if you ignore her cankles when she first comes out, I don't think she looked that good in that dress. She’s a really good looking 40 year old broad. She would be hotter in something more flattering IMO. I mean don’t get me wrong, I like boobs as much as the next guy, but she could wear something that fit her better and look hotter.
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You're over-thinking this.

 
matuski said:
On Ellen.... enjoy.

I'm fully aware she has her own thread already. Unfortunately, I don't have a clue how to even find the search function for the new layout. I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me.

Sneak peak if you are too lazy to watch the video. :excited: :excited: :excited:
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And technically, it's "peaks"

 
Sorry, I was flipping through some back pages and stumbled into here. I totally forgot what I was searching for, yet strangely I think I found it.

 
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