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John C. McGinley Appreciation Thread (1 Viewer)

He was great in Wall Street and also in Platoon. Guy could take a tiny role and make a memorable character out of it. Bill Paxton was the same way.

 
Love me some Dr Cox.
Hey, Bobbo, now when the dark prince does finally call you home, please promise me that you’ll donate your body to science. And I don’t mean medical science, I mean NASA. Because when those buzzcuts have all but given up on trying to figure out just exactly what a black hole is, and they get one look at that space where your heart was supposed to be, well by-gum, you know they’re just gonna say, "Awwww, shucks! That’s what it is!”

 
You, my friend, look so damn leathery I’m honestly tempted to wrap ya around a baseball, cinch ya up with a belt, and stick ya under my mattress so that you’re good and broken in for the big game on Sunday. Buuut, since I’m here to heal, not judge, I’m gonna go ahead and write you a couple of prescriptions. You’ll find that this first one is for an extra large mallet to help ya pound some sense into yourself. The second one is for a big floppy hat that you’re now to wear every single time ya leave the house. Have a great day, ya look like a purse!

 


That's tall  for an actor most in the 66-69 inch range.


Love me some Dr Cox.


What would you say, you do here?




He was one of the funniest guys on that show. Did pretty well on Burn Notice as well.

He had a good role as the cop in Wild Hogs, too.


Oh bull####.


For me, it just doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a man loves a woman."


Click on the link and then tell me you don’t know who he is. 


He was great in Wall Street and also in Platoon. Guy could take a tiny role and make a memorable character out of it. Bill Paxton was the same way.


I am offering you the Knicks, and chicks.


I got a bad feeling about this one, Bob


Jefferson D'Arcy from Married With Children 


Loved him in Point Break.


Hey, Bobbo, now when the dark prince does finally call you home, please promise me that you’ll donate your body to science. And I don’t mean medical science, I mean NASA. Because when those buzzcuts have all but given up on trying to figure out just exactly what a black hole is, and they get one look at that space where your heart was supposed to be, well by-gum, you know they’re just gonna say, "Awwww, shucks! That’s what it is!”
Whew! Stock's going to Pluto, man.

 
I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

 
Bruce Dickinson said:
Hey, Bobbo, now when the dark prince does finally call you home, please promise me that you’ll donate your body to science. And I don’t mean medical science, I mean NASA. Because when those buzzcuts have all but given up on trying to figure out just exactly what a black hole is, and they get one look at that space where your heart was supposed to be, well by-gum, you know they’re just gonna say, "Awwww, shucks! That’s what it is!”
The only thing I want to hear coming out of that man's mouth is "Oh God, I'm dying! But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! *looks right* Hello Hitler, *looks left* Hello Mussolini, *double takes to the right* Captain Kangaroo, that's weird!"

 

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