John Sterling.... CLOWN! (Part 3,387) (1 Viewer)

[Raider Nation]

Such an absolute embarrassment.

His stupid f--king shticky, hacky home run call was ALWAYS more important than the home runs themselves.

Now it doesn't even matter whether the ball goes out or not. Step in front of a speeding bus, jerkoff.

 

[Tom Servo]

Hey, you're lucky. STO's Matt Underwood can't tell the difference between a home run and a can of corn to right center.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Step in front of a speeding bus, jerkoff.

Level of anger seems completely warranted

 

[HellToupee]

Robbie Cano don'cha know?

what a jackass

 

[Raider Nation]

Step in front of a speeding bus, jerkoff.

Level of anger seems completely warranted

This isn't a one-time thing. His circus act has been more important than the team for years. The bus comment stands.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Oh my god, can Suzyn Waldman go with him?

 

[Eephus]

Seriously, how does he still have a job? I only hear the occasional highlight from the other end of the continent but his act still seems played out. I couldn't imagine listening to him day-in, day-out for the long season.

 

[Raider Nation]

Even after he realized he f###ed up, he still had to lie. "So Davis made the catch against the right-centerfield wall."



He caught the ball five steps behind 2nd base.

 

[Raider Nation]

Seriously, how does he still have a job? I only hear the occasional highlight from the other end of the continent but his act still seems played out. I couldn't imagine listening to him day-in, day-out for the long season.

I've been asking this for years.

He refuses to use the booth monitor, as many play-by-play guys do. It's better to botch calls daily, I guess.

 

[Tom Servo]

Even after he realized he f###ed up, he still had to lie. "So Davis made the catch against the right-centerfield wall."



He caught the ball five steps behind 2nd base.

I'll trade you Matt Underwood for him; just send me nothing in return.