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Julian Assange (UPDATE: or DNC members) will be suicided? (1 Viewer)

Will Julian Assange be suicided in the next 10 days?

  • Yes

    Votes: 13 30.2%
  • No

    Votes: 30 69.8%

  • Total voters
    43
Body count is up to nine in the past 3 months. (Assange still alive)

Killed by train (a la House of Cards)

Stabbed

Heart attack (47 year old)

Shot in the back (not robbed)

Suicide (gunshot)

Dumbbell accident?

Unknown

Unknown

Cancer

http://i.imgur.com/KVMhOup.jpg

This is about to move from entertainment to highly questionable very soon. 

Anyone who opposes Hillary should watch their backs. 

Good thing Bernie conceded when he did. No wonder he looked like a man under duress at the DNC.

 
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Wait, Julian Assange has been hit by a train, stabbed, had a heart attack, got shot in the back, contracted cancer, and had a dumbbell accident all in the past few months?  I gotta say, were I that unlucky, I'd probably consider suicide a pretty damn attractive option.

 
Wait, Julian Assange has been hit by a train, stabbed, had a heart attack, got shot in the back, contracted cancer, and had a dumbbell accident all in the past few months?  I gotta say, were I that unlucky, I'd probably consider suicide a pretty damn attractive option.
No, no no; it's "suicided".

 
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