bigmarc27
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To quote Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park “that is one big pile of ####.”
Im 37 next month so if you run the calendar backwards, that puts me in that sweet spot for the original movie. The summer of 93 was Jurassic Park for me, I read the book twice, I watched the movie countless times, I was addicted and loved every minute of it. What I watched last night may have been the worst movie I have ever seen. I didn’t have high hopes in the slightest, none of the sequels were good and each one had become progressively worse, but this jumped straight to the bottom. I’m a simple man, I just wanted to see dinosaurs eat people. This wasn’t worth it.
1/10
spoilers below:
- Just a few off hand things that I thought were goofy. They’re auctioning off Dinosaurs to billionaires and each one is going for like $15M. Brock Osweiler got $60M from the Texans. Who set the market here?
- I get the billionaire is a cripple, but he didn’t hear them building and entire industrial complex and laboratory a few floors below him for ages? Also, who has the dumbwaiter travel down to the super secret lab?
- The girl being a clone. GTFO.
- This is actually a bit of criticism for all the movies, but it cracks me up how the creatures are treated as the ultimate predator and always dangerous. What the hell could a TRex accomplish in a war that an Tank can’t? If I’m a trained military force, I think I’d rather have 10 tanks than a pack of dinosaurs. It’s just goofy.
Im 37 next month so if you run the calendar backwards, that puts me in that sweet spot for the original movie. The summer of 93 was Jurassic Park for me, I read the book twice, I watched the movie countless times, I was addicted and loved every minute of it. What I watched last night may have been the worst movie I have ever seen. I didn’t have high hopes in the slightest, none of the sequels were good and each one had become progressively worse, but this jumped straight to the bottom. I’m a simple man, I just wanted to see dinosaurs eat people. This wasn’t worth it.
1/10
spoilers below:
- Just a few off hand things that I thought were goofy. They’re auctioning off Dinosaurs to billionaires and each one is going for like $15M. Brock Osweiler got $60M from the Texans. Who set the market here?
- I get the billionaire is a cripple, but he didn’t hear them building and entire industrial complex and laboratory a few floors below him for ages? Also, who has the dumbwaiter travel down to the super secret lab?
- The girl being a clone. GTFO.
- This is actually a bit of criticism for all the movies, but it cracks me up how the creatures are treated as the ultimate predator and always dangerous. What the hell could a TRex accomplish in a war that an Tank can’t? If I’m a trained military force, I think I’d rather have 10 tanks than a pack of dinosaurs. It’s just goofy.
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I thought it was a fun theater experience. But as a movie, it wasn't good. They really mailed it in and BDH's butt was enormous... and not in a good way.
