I hate this league. Lasso-hole mullet wearing Jared Allen gets 3 DUIs, 2 within 5 months. Spends 48 hours in jail but gets a 2 game suspension. (in 2006... as Maester Luwin would say, 'a different time, a different king').
Irsay gets 6 games for driving his personnel meth/cash lab.
Justin Blackmon gets a year or more for drinking in his own house, subsequent to a DUI. Matt Prater, he of the very same DUI followed by drinking-in-his-house, gets 4 games.
Welker does Molly, acts like a jackass all over the kentucky derby, and has his suspension reduced for some reason.
Donte Stallworth's DUI+pedestrian homicide = Blackmon's DUI+drinking in his house.
Support the black mon!