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Kids, I heard on the news a pilot spotted Santa's sleigh! (1 Viewer)

Ellen: What are you looking at?

Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ####### in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]

Eddie: ####ter was full.

Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our ####ters, honey?

 

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