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Lady and the Trump 2 : Code Name Castor Genus (1 Viewer)

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Let's keep things above board here

1. They used to be giant

Beavers' ability to shape their environment is beyond impressive—but you already knew about the dam building. Let’s look at some other things that make beavers incredible.

Although they didn’t have the characteristic flat tail, giant beavers of the Ice Age, known as “Castoroides,” looked remarkably similar to their modern descendants—just much, much bigger. They grew to be up to 8 feet long and 200 pounds and lived a semi-aquatic life.

2. They secrete a goo that smells like vanilla

In fact, it’s sometimes used in vanilla flavorings. Castoreum is a chemical compound that mostly comes from a beaver’s castor sacs, which are located under the tail. It is secreted as a brown slime that's about the consistency of molasses and smells like musky vanilla. It’s an FDA-approved natural flavoring.

3. Their dams can be enormous

The world’s largest beaver dam stretches 850 meters deep in the thick wilderness of northern Alberta. It was discovered after being spotted on a satellite image in 2007, but scientists believe multiple generations of beavers have been working on the dam since the 1970s. Last September, explorer Rob Markbecame the first person to ever reach the dam.

4. Beavers are romantics at heart

Or at least they're monogamous. Dams are usually started by a young male looking for love or by a mated-for-life new couple. A whole beaver family will live in a single dam—mom, dad, young kids, and yearlings.

5. They once traveled by parachute

In 1948, new human inhabitants of western Idaho began to clash with the local beaver population. The Idaho Department of Fish and Game wanted to put these threatened beavers in a nearby protected area, but they didn't know how to get them there. Elmo Heter of Idaho Fish and Game devised an ingenious solution: By using surplus parachutes from World War II, the department could drop boxes of beavers down from planes. After some careful calibrations, 76 beavers made the skydive into the basin, and all but one survived the fall.

6. Beavers do not bite off their own ####

This one may sound obvious, but up until the 1100s, people thought that beavers did. The myth originated in ancient Egypt and reappeared in the bestiaries of medieval Europe. The story went that beavers knew hunters were after them for the valuable castoreum oil in their ####. This myth was not terribly difficult to disprove, largely because beaver #### do not hang outside their bodies.

7. Beavers' front teeth are orange

And not just because they have terrible dental hygiene. To gnaw through tree trunks, they need extra-strong teeth. Fortunately, their tooth enamel contains iron, which makes them incredibly strong, sharp, and orange. Because the orange enamel on the front of their teeth wears away more slowly than the white dentin on the back, a beaver’s teeth self-sharpen as he chews on trees.

8. Dams help them avoid ice

Beavers build dams for a myriad of reasons, and one is so that the lake behind it will grow deep enough to ensure it doesn’t freeze all the way through during the winter. This bit of temperature control is especially crucial because beavers anchor a food cache to the bottom of the lake to serve as sustenance during the cold months.

9. They have multi-purpose tails

A beaver’s oversized leathery tail, which can grow up to 15 inches long and six inches wide, has uses both on land and in the water. While swimming, the beaver uses his tail as a rudder or as a siren by slapping it against the water to warn other beavers of a predator. On dry land, the tail acts a prop to allow the beaver to sit upright or as a counterbalance so he doesn’t tip over while carrying heavy supplies in his teeth.

10. England's beavers are back?

Until recently, the last mention of a beaver sighting in England came in 1789 when a bounty was paid for a beaver head in Yorkshire. By that point, the once prolific beaver had dwindled due to over-hunting for their valuable pelts and medicinal glands. For several hundred years, the species disappeared from Great Britain, and it was assumed they’d gone extinct. Last year, a retired environmental scientist documented a family of beavers living near his home, but now the rodents are causing a controversy. Although beavers are also making a comeback on the continent—after numbers dwindled to just 1,200 the population is now estimated around 300,000—British officials are concerned the ecosystem has changed too much to accommodate them.

11. They have lots of clever adaptations

In order for this mammal to live a semi-aquatic life, beavers utilize a host of adaptations that help them navigate the water. Nose and ear valves shut to keep out water while submerged, and nictitating membranes or transparent "third eyelids" act as goggles. Perhaps most useful is that their lips close behind their oversized front teeth, allowing the beaver to transport building materials and food without drowning.

 
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Beavers are herbivores animals. They like to eat tree bark of different plant species, like cherry, maple, aspen… They also eat plants like water lily, pond weed and different types of leaves. By pruning the bark of the wooden plants, beavers stimulate grow of plants.

 
Beavers are herbivores animals. They like to eat tree bark of different plant species, like cherry, maple, aspen… They also eat plants like water lily, pond weed and different types of leaves. By pruning the bark of the wooden plants, beavers stimulate grow of plants.
Beavers stimulate my wood

 
Amazing Facts About the Beaver

Beavers use swimming goggles too! They possess a set of transparent eyelids which enable them to see under water.

Beavers are second only to humans in their ability to manipulate their environment – the largest dam in existence is located in Wood Buffalo National Park, Alberta, Canada. It stretches for 850m, and is visible from space.

Beaver homes, called lodges, are dome-like constructions built from branches and mud. They are positioned in open water for protection from predators and have underwater entrance holes.

Beavers don’t mind the cold, they can be seen active throughout winter and maintain use of their ponds even when they are covered with a layer of ice.

Beavers are one of the largest rodents on earth. Their large rodent teeth never stop growing. The beavers constantly gnawing on wood keeps their teeth from growing too long.

There are two species of beaver; the North American beaver and the European beaver. Although very similar in appearance and behaviour, the two species are not genetically compatible.

The work of beavers makes them a keystone species in maintaining habitats that are relied on by many others. As well as wetland, beavers create standing dead wood (by drowning some trees) which is inhabited by insects, and in turn attracts bird life.

Beavers are good house guests. Their lodges typically contain two dens, one for drying off after entering the lodge under water, and a second, dryer den where the family will live and socialise.

Beavers have been known to share their lodges with families of muskrats!

A beaver will fell a particular tree for a particular reason; a larger mature tree will be felled to form the basis of a dam. A young, second growth tree will be felled for food. Beavers will also fell broad-leaved trees to encourage regrowth (food) more within their reach.

Beavers use their broad, stiff tails like rudders to steer under water, and for balance while sitting on land. They also use their tails to slap the water as a warning of danger, or a warning to keep away.

Quick Facts

Type: Mammal

Life span: Up to 24 years

Size: Head and body, 60 to 100 cm; tail, 20 to 30.5 cm

Weight: European beavers average 18 kg, North American beavers average 20 kg

Habitat: Beavers like to live where there is water. They will burrow into the banks of rivers and lakes in temperate climates. Where there is no river or lake beavers will create their own. By felling trees and branched they will construct dams to form large ponds

Scientific name: Castor genus

 
The beaver (Castor Canadensis) is North America’s largest rodent. Adult beavers typically weigh 45 to 60 pounds, but have been known to grow to 100 pounds. Native Americans greatly respected beavers, calling them “Little People”. Beavers and humans are alike in their ability to greatly alter their habitats to suit their own needs.

To obtain food and building materials, beavers are well known for their ability to topple large trees using nothing but their specially adapted incisor teeth and powerful lower jaw muscles. Beaver teeth never stop growing, so they do not become too worn despite years of chewing hardwoods. Their four front teeth (incisors) are self-sharpening due to hard orange enamel on the front of the tooth and a softer dentin on the back. Therefore as beavers chew wood the softer backside of the tooth wears faster, creating a chisel-like cutting surface.

The beaver’s most distinctive feature is their large flat tail, which serves as a rudder when swimming, a prop when sitting or standing upright, and a storehouse of fat for the winter. Beavers will also slap their tail on the surface of the water as a danger warning to other beavers or sometimes in play. They do not use it to carry mud.

Beavers are aquatic mammals with large webbed hind feet ideal for swimming, and hand-like front paws that allow them to manipulate objects with great dexterity. They have excellent senses of hearing and smell, and rely on these senses more than their less developed sense of eyesight. When swimming underwater a protective transparent membrane will cover their eyes, and flaps close to keep water out of their nostrils and ears. In addition, behind their incisors they have inner lips that allow them to carry sticks in their mouths while swimming without getting a mouthful of water.

Beaver fur consists of short fine hairs for warmth and longer hairs for waterproofing. They need to groom their fur daily to keep it waterproof, and frequently groom each other’s fur. They have castor glands on the under side of their abdomen from which they can excrete an oily substance (castor) that they use in the grooming process, and to mark their territory.

 
as per HTs above missive, i must say ... many of the Beavers i see 'round here are definitely flat-tailed. 

yes ? like pancakes, if you will 

 
9. They have multi-purpose tails

A beaver’s oversized leathery tail, which can grow up to 15 inches long and six inches wide, has uses both on land and in the water. While swimming, the beaver uses his tail as a rudder or as a siren by slapping it against the water to warn other beavers of a predator. On dry land, the tail acts a prop to allow the beaver to sit upright or as a counterbalance so he doesn’t tip over while carrying heavy supplies in his teeth.
Could you imagine having to tuck that thing and run?

 
1. They used to be giant

Beavers' ability to shape their environment is beyond impressive—but you already knew about the dam building. Let’s look at some other things that make beavers incredible.

Although they didn’t have the characteristic flat tail, giant beavers of the Ice Age, known as “Castoroides,” looked remarkably similar to their modern descendants—just much, much bigger. They grew to be up to 8 feet long and 200 pounds and lived a semi-aquatic life.
I love this. Thank you.

 
6. Beavers do not bite off their own ####

This one may sound obvious, but up until the 1100s, people thought that beavers did. The myth originated in ancient Egypt and reappeared in the bestiaries of medieval Europe. The story went that beavers knew hunters were after them for the valuable castoreum oil in their ####. This myth was not terribly difficult to disprove, largely because beaver #### do not hang outside their bodies.
Hold on.

Egyptian beavers?

 
who do ya think built those Pyramids, guy?
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Proof giant beavers built pyramids, Egyptians had 3D graphics

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A modern Giant Egyptian Beaver

EGYPT, The Desert -- In February of 1838, Sir Perfunctory Giblets, third Earl of Retch, was casting about in the ruins of fourth dynasty Egyptian Pharaoh Menkaures' mortuary temple. He uncovered a small slab of granite with unusual depictions of what appears to be rodents pushing stones. This discovery led his ouster from the community of respectable scientists, and a legacy of being a silly person. 

The astute proto-archeologist wrote in his field notes, "The relief shows what appears to be a beaver moving rocks about, as the pyramid of Menkaures is being constructed in the background. However, this is out of keeping with the current state of drawing figures at this time, which consists of crude two dimensional depictions. The concept of perspective in art hadn't been discovered until the Renaissance period. Curious, indeed."

After an astounding presentation to the Royal Academy for Sciences in London, members demanded he produce this tablet for examination. After much confusion about shipping orders, the location of the evidence was found. Unfortunately, it was in temporary storage at the home of Bridget Cloughertywhen she was killed, and the tablet swept out to sea by the Great Molasses Flood of 1919. History remembers the Earl as an eccentric, lying ******* with a penchant for zero-variable calculus. History remembers Ms. Clougherty less well. 

Today there is some debate about the graphical capabilities of some ancient cultures. According to world history expert and scholar Alan Greenspan, "In fact,, Greekstatesman in the 420s BC Alcibiades had paintings in his house designed based on skenographia, or three dimensional-appearing stage art, but the idea of perspective in graphical representation was certainly not invented when these ruins were built. As for the giant beavers, that's a little out of my field."

Fast forward to present day digs at the same site, and Dr. Zahi Hawass brushes sand from an approximately one meter square slab of granite with depictions of the flat-tailed behemoths and ancient writings. 

When translated, the accompanying hieroglyphs read as an instruction manual for using giant beavers to move heavy blocks in constuction of monumental architecture. Neither evolution nor intelligent design explain the sudden appearance in the fossil record of the Giant Egyptian Beaver in the second millenium BC. The soundest speculation to date is Dr. Hawass' theory that, "they (Giant Beavers and three-dimensional graphics) were introduced to early Egyptian culture by aliens from another planet. Clearly they came from out of the space."

 
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UnNews:Proof giant beavers built pyramids, Egyptians had 3D graphics

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5 October 2009

A modern Giant Egyptian Beaver

EGYPT, The Desert -- In February of 1838, Sir Perfunctory Giblets, third Earl of Retch, was casting about in the ruins of fourth dynasty Egyptian Pharaoh Menkaures' mortuary temple. He uncovered a small slab of granite with unusual depictions of what appears to be rodents pushing stones. This discovery led his ouster from the community of respectable scientists, and a legacy of being a silly person. 

The astute proto-archeologist wrote in his field notes, "The relief shows what appears to be a beaver moving rocks about, as the pyramid of Menkaures is being constructed in the background. However, this is out of keeping with the current state of drawing figures at this time, which consists of crude two dimensional depictions. The concept of perspective in art hadn't been discovered until the Renaissance period. Curious, indeed."

After an astounding presentation to the Royal Academy for Sciences in London, members demanded he produce this tablet for examination. After much confusion about shipping orders, the location of the evidence was found. Unfortunately, it was in temporary storage at the home of Bridget Cloughertywhen she was killed, and the tablet swept out to sea by the Great Molasses Flood of 1919. History remembers the Earl as an eccentric, lying ******* with a penchant for zero-variable calculus. History remembers Ms. Clougherty less well. 

Today there is some debate about the graphical capabilities of some ancient cultures. According to world history expert and scholar Alan Greenspan, "In fact,, Greekstatesman in the 420s BC Alcibiades had paintings in his house designed based on skenographia, or three dimensional-appearing stage art, but the idea of perspective in graphical representation was certainly not invented when these ruins were built. As for the giant beavers, that's a little out of my field."

Fast forward to present day digs at the same site, and Dr. Zahi Hawass brushes sand from an approximately one meter square slab of granite with depictions of the flat-tailed behemoths and ancient writings. 

When translated, the accompanying hieroglyphs read as an instruction manual for using giant beavers to move heavy blocks in constuction of monumental architecture. Neither evolution nor intelligent design explain the sudden appearance in the fossil record of the Giant Egyptian Beaver in the second millenium BC. The soundest speculation to date is Dr. Hawass' theory that, "they (Giant Beavers and three-dimensional graphics) were introduced to early Egyptian culture by aliens from another planet. Clearly they came from out of the space."

Sources 

Dr. Sigmund Freud "Sometimes a beaver is just a beaver". Bangor Daily Banner, October 4, 2009 

Kenan and Lewis "Beavers built the egyptian pyramids (YouTube Video)". YouTube, May 5, 2011
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i haven't felt this vindicated since my little brother realized he would never grow up to be a fire truck   :hifive:

 
I know a guy from Maine who has entire coat made of beaver pelts. He moved to Florida and had it shaved because it was too warm . ... True story 

 
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Proof giant beavers built pyramids, Egyptians had 3D graphics

Table of Contents

A modern Giant Egyptian Beaver

EGYPT, The Desert -- In February of 1838, Sir Perfunctory Giblets, third Earl of Retch, was casting about in the ruins of fourth dynasty Egyptian Pharaoh Menkaures' mortuary temple. He uncovered a small slab of granite with unusual depictions of what appears to be rodents pushing stones. This discovery led his ouster from the community of respectable scientists, and a legacy of being a silly person. 

The astute proto-archeologist wrote in his field notes, "The relief shows what appears to be a beaver moving rocks about, as the pyramid of Menkaures is being constructed in the background. However, this is out of keeping with the current state of drawing figures at this time, which consists of crude two dimensional depictions. The concept of perspective in art hadn't been discovered until the Renaissance period. Curious, indeed."

After an astounding presentation to the Royal Academy for Sciences in London, members demanded he produce this tablet for examination. After much confusion about shipping orders, the location of the evidence was found. Unfortunately, it was in temporary storage at the home of Bridget Cloughertywhen she was killed, and the tablet swept out to sea by the Great Molasses Flood of 1919. History remembers the Earl as an eccentric, lying ******* with a penchant for zero-variable calculus. History remembers Ms. Clougherty less well. 

Today there is some debate about the graphical capabilities of some ancient cultures. According to world history expert and scholar Alan Greenspan, "In fact,, Greekstatesman in the 420s BC Alcibiades had paintings in his house designed based on skenographia, or three dimensional-appearing stage art, but the idea of perspective in graphical representation was certainly not invented when these ruins were built. As for the giant beavers, that's a little out of my field."

Fast forward to present day digs at the same site, and Dr. Zahi Hawass brushes sand from an approximately one meter square slab of granite with depictions of the flat-tailed behemoths and ancient writings. 

When translated, the accompanying hieroglyphs read as an instruction manual for using giant beavers to move heavy blocks in constuction of monumental architecture. Neither evolution nor intelligent design explain the sudden appearance in the fossil record of the Giant Egyptian Beaver in the second millenium BC. The soundest speculation to date is Dr. Hawass' theory that, "they (Giant Beavers and three-dimensional graphics) were introduced to early Egyptian culture by aliens from another planet. Clearly they came from out of the space."
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