Lesser known movie prequels (1 Viewer)

[Disco Stu]

"Chris Yandek Contacts The Vampire"

I think I'm spent...

 

[The Gator]

I have To Write A Paper On Minorities

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Planet Of The Finger Monkeys

 

[Wheelhouse]

Continue doing what you're doing - there is no indication that my mom will shoot at all

 

[zamboni]

Mother, Pre-Implants & Speed

 

[Evilgrin 72]

"Chris Yandek Contacts The Vampire"

I think I'm spent...

That was my last dribble of juice, methinks.....

 

[Print Is Dead]

Alfredo Garcia Just Keyed My ####### Car

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The Count of PB&J

 

[Evilgrin 72]

The Count of PB&J

Mmmmmmm.... monte cristo......

 

[dickey moe]

Before My Best Friend's WeddingJust Prior to the Day the Earth Stood Still

You're catching on.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Before My Best Friend's WeddingJust Prior to the Day the Earth Stood Still

You've got a real knack for this. You should consider going pro.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The Always Ending Story

 

[Print Is Dead]

Slippin the Stone a Rohibinol

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Slippin the Stone a Rohibinol

rohypnol

 

[dickey moe]

Slippin the Stone a Rohibinol

rohypnol

 

[dickey moe]

Feetstight

 

[dickey moe]

Mutiny on the Slim Price Paper Towels

 

[Print Is Dead]

Slippin the Stone a Rohibinol

rohypnol

should have known the spelling was wrong when all my google search brought up was message board posts and rap lyrics.

 

[The Gator]

U for Unwatchable

 

[Captain Quinoa]

WD40

nothin'?

 

[dickey moe]

U for Unwatchable

 

[dickey moe]

Mutiny on the Slim Price Paper Towels

Lick it.

 

[Shrek]

"How The Grinch Sat Around Scratching His Balls At Thanksgiving"

I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.

 

[Shrek]

Star 79



The Second To Last Starfighter

 

[Shrek]

Fortunate Number Slix

 

[The Gator]

Trapped In New York

 

[Shrek]

Gunga Di'int

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"How The Grinch Sat Around Scratching His Balls At Thanksgiving"

I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.

Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!The whole Thanksgiving Day!Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.But I think that the most likely reason of allMay have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

 

[Shrek]

"Chris Yandek Contacts The Vampire"

I think I'm spent...

That was my last dribble of juice, methinks.....

OMFG this is so nerdily funny...

 

[Shrek]

"How The Grinch Sat Around Scratching His Balls At Thanksgiving"

I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.

Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!The whole Thanksgiving Day!Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.But I think that the most likely reason of allMay have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

If there was any justice, this thread would be pinned and locked with this post.

 

[Shrek]

A Grape In The Sun

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"How The Grinch Sat Around Scratching His Balls At Thanksgiving"

I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.

Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!The whole Thanksgiving Day!Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.But I think that the most likely reason of allMay have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

If there was any justice, this thread would be pinned and locked with this post.

Give me a few minutes on the songs, at least.

 

[Wheelhouse]

Garp has no idea about the world or anything it represents

 

[dickey moe]

To Wong Foo I Need a Slumpbuster, Julie Newmar

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You've some foul ones, Mr. Grinch.

Your balls smell like a skunk.

Your drawers are full of woz's socks

Your shorts stained with his spunk

Mr. Grinch.

I may not be maintaining the integrity of EG's creation here.

 

[Wheelhouse]

Passing a love letter with the enemy

 

[Wheelhouse]

Mitch McDeere graduates as a valedictorian

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

The pupils have become the teachers.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Still Here After 59 Seconds

Edit: I blew this one.

 

[RoarinSonoran]

John Wayne category:

The Darnist

Chick Cogburn

McP

False Grit

The Pink Berets

The Peace Wagon

The Fetuses of Katie Elder

The Telling of the Story That Was Meh

How the West Was Tied

The Day of Normal Length

The Man Who Took Aim at Liberty Valance

The ...umm, I can't remember what that mission was called.

Rio Alpha

I Cohabitated With A Woman

The Pacifist Seabees

Running Leathernecks

Walking Tigers

She Wore a Pink Thong

Cahill US Metermaid

Jake (Before He Took a Viagra)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I blew this one.

Tracii Lords movie?

 

[dickey moe]

For a Handful of Tic-tacs

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I blew this one.

Tracii Lords movie?

Yeah. This One Drenched Me II.

 

[RoarinSonoran]

Fatal

 

[RoarinSonoran]

Dolly Parton category:

10:30 To 3:15

The Best Little Bingo Parlor In Texas

Cubic Zirconia

Aluminum Magnolias

Gay Talk

A Smoke-free Mountain Christmas

 

[Bob Sacamano]

10:30 To 3:15

I'm goin' with this. Almost quittin' time.

 

[RoarinSonoran]

Demi Moore category:

Blame It On Cabo

St. Elmo's Flood

About Tonight...

The Sixth Sign

Comatose Guy

Decent Proposal

The Butcher's Fiancee

Quite a Hell of a Lot of Bad Boys

The Lavender Number

The Court Reporter

The Double-Amputee of Notre Dame

Boy Scout Jane

Charlie's Angels: Red Bull

 

[Jules Winnfield]

299

 

[RoarinSonoran]

Dolly Parton category:

A Smoke-free Mountain Christmas

The Thanksgiving When My Turkey Deep-Fryer Exploded On The Mountain

 

[RoarinSonoran]

Beavis And Butt-Head Do Each Other