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nirad3

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Normal office bathroom setting.  3 stalls, each with a working door and panels between, about 8-10" off the ground.

Stall #1 - The Handicapped Stall

  • By far the biggest stall, of course, but the gap in the door is the largest of the three.
  • No phone "storage"
  • 2nd-most usage (estimated)
  • Wall to your right and behind you, door in front, panel to your left as you sit.... 3 urinals in front of you
Stall #2 - The Middle

  • Normal sized stall
  • Seat protector/toilet paper dispenser thingy juts out about 3-4", allowing for phone storage while you're wrapping things up
  • Least amount of usage
  • Smallest gap in the door of the three stalls
  • Obviously, as the middle, you have panels on either side... 3 urinals in front of you
Stall #3 - Old Faithful

  • Most usage of the three stalls, in fact most times I've used it, there's piss on the ground and "liquid" on the seat... intense rub-down and seat protector a must
  • Larger gap in the door than #2 but smaller than #1
  • Seat protector/toilet paper roll thingy is flush to wall, so no phone "storage"
  • Wall to your left as you sit, panel to the right.... 3 urinals in front of you


So, where you poopin?  Happy Friday!

 
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Handicapped stalls are like flying first class.  Your co-workers can't know who's taking a dump on work time by recognizing the shoes since they cant see them.  Usage doesn't really matter to me.  As long as just one other guy's ### cheeks have been on the seat, it might as well have been 20.  As for phone storage, I either use the toilet paper dispenser or just one had the wiping process.  

 
I do my business at home.  On the rare rare occasion something I've eaten doesn't agree with me it's a trip to the hotel down the street.  There is a private bathroom downstairs by the laundry area.  #nostalls

 
I used to be all about the handicapped stall at this particular location however the door gap and frequent usage bug me... plus the middle stall has the phone thing and I simply can't poo without playing Words With Friends.  So I've switched to the middle.... different story for urinals, of course. 

 
I can't remember the last time I took a dump outside of either my house or a hotel room. Actually, no. There was one time last year I think that was a bad one. I think it was a hotel lobby with a long row of stalls and I took the one on the far end.

 
Phone storage?  Wow.  I never have my phone out if I am taking a crap at work.  I try and get my business done as quick as possible and get out of there.

 
2 or 3. Don't use the ####### handicapped stall. This goes for all of you. I assume most of you use it, as it seems everyone does.

Oh I know, it'll just take a second and the overwhelming odds are that someone in a wheelchair won't need it while you are pinching your loaf in first class. It's probably even a small office with no one in a wheelchair there or ever visits. I know all that. Still, just don't use it. It's not terribly different than some ####### parking in a handicap spot because they'll only be there for a minute.

Take a #### in a smaller stall. Awful as it may seem, just keep reminding yourself how lucky you are that you can use the tiny little inconvenient stall. You'll get through it.

 
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This topic pole is exactly why I go middle. Use to go handicap but realized most people go handicap.  Middle equals less use so more clean. Now I only go middle.  

 
pollardsvision said:
2 or 3. Don't use the ####### handicapped stall. This goes for all of you. I assume most of you use it, as it seems everyone does.

Oh I know, it'll just take a second and the overwhelming odds are that someone in a wheelchair won't need it while you are pinching your loaf in first class. It's probably even a small office with no one in a wheelchair there or ever visits. I know all that. Still, just don't use it. It's not terribly different than some ####### parking in a handicap spot because they'll only be there for a minute.

Take a #### in a smaller stall. Awful as it may seem, just keep reminding yourself how lucky you are that you can use the tiny little inconvenient stall. You'll get through it.
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So in your office, there are no employed handicap people and you know there are no outside visitors.  Don't use it?  It's my last choice but why not use it?

 
pollardsvision said:
2 or 3. Don't use the ####### handicapped stall. This goes for all of you. I assume most of you use it, as it seems everyone does.

Oh I know, it'll just take a second and the overwhelming odds are that someone in a wheelchair won't need it while you are pinching your loaf in first class. It's probably even a small office with no one in a wheelchair there or ever visits. I know all that. Still, just don't use it. It's not terribly different than some ####### parking in a handicap spot because they'll only be there for a minute.

Take a #### in a smaller stall. Awful as it may seem, just keep reminding yourself how lucky you are that you can use the tiny little inconvenient stall. You'll get through it.
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JFC

 
belljr said:
So in your office, there are no employed handicap people and you know there are no outside visitors.  Don't use it?  It's my last choice but why not use it?
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If there's literally no chance a handicapped person would ever need to use that bathroom, go for it. But it's rare that that's really the case, and I doubt part of the thought process of most electing to go for the roomy stall.

But hey, if folks really want to risk being the ####### strutting out of the handicapped stall (fresh off a "I need to spread out for this" nasty dump) only to see someone in a wheelchair waiting to inhale the fragrance of your fajitas from last night, more power to ya. 

 
pollardsvision said:
If there's literally no chance a handicapped person would ever need to use that bathroom, go for it. But it's rare that that's really the case, and I doubt part of the thought process of most electing to go for the roomy stall.

But hey, if folks really want to risk being the ####### strutting out of the handicapped stall (fresh off a "I need to spread out for this" nasty dump) only to see someone in a wheelchair waiting to inhale the fragrance of your fajitas from last night, more power to ya. 
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Are disabled persons unable to wait in line? 

 
in 12+yrs in my office, never seen a handicapped dude ride in to dump.    check that, in 22 yrs in 3 different office buildings, never seen one.

i'll take my chances

 
tonydead said:
I do my business at home.  On the rare rare occasion something I've eaten doesn't agree with me it's a trip to the hotel down the street.  There is a private bathroom downstairs by the laundry area.  #nostalls
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This is odd.

 
Middle is rudest option of all. Have to leave gap for the next person;I HATE it when somebody enters the adjacent stall and interferes with reading time!

 
I'm not sure what this phone storage is you speak of but I imagine it's covered in people's #### particles so no way I'm putting my phone on it.  Just putting it back in your pocket down?

 
Our building has an auxiliary bathroom in the back so I always use that one since I can just lock the door and poop in peace

 
AAABatteries said:
I'm not sure what this phone storage is you speak of but I imagine it's covered in people's #### particles so no way I'm putting my phone on it.  Just putting it back in your pocket down?
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Seriously. I either slide it back in my pocket as my pants are hanging, or hell just drop it into the pants and grab it before I pull them up. 

 
Handicapped stalls are provided for under the reasonable accommodations section of the federal ADA act of 1990 to allow equal access to people with disabilities.  Nowhere in the act does it forbid non-handicapped people from using said stalls.  It is completely acceptable and reasonable to use one and if a handicapped person happens to enter they can wait just like any other person would wait if the stalls were occupied.  After all we want to treat handicapped people as equals.  We do strive to treat them as equals, right?

 
We have one "handicapped" fella at the office. I use the quotes because, while he was always obese (let's say 300lbs) over the past decade, he's gotten to about 500 and now uses a wheel chair. Why the hell should this guy get his own private stall? 

I would avoid the handicap stall in a public setting, but not at the office. 

 
tonydead said:
I do my business at home.  On the rare rare occasion something I've eaten doesn't agree with me it's a trip to the hotel down the street.  There is a private bathroom downstairs by the laundry area.  #nostalls
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Why not just take a dump in a cardboard box in the weeds?

 
Cjw_55106 said:
We have one "handicapped" fella at the office. I use the quotes because, while he was always obese (let's say 300lbs) over the past decade, he's gotten to about 500 and now uses a wheel chair. Why the hell should this guy get his own private stall? 

I would avoid the handicap stall in a public setting, but not at the office. 
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This guy is also the last one you want to follow behind. Good chance the toilet is clogged with the giant turds only a 500 pound man is capable of.

 
This may be strange, but I've actually never seen someone in a wheelchair using a public restroom.  I never realized that until this thread.

 
I always thought that handicapped stalls were meant to be accessible but not just reserved for handicapped people so that no one else could use them.

 
gianmarco said:
I always thought that handicapped stalls were meant to be accessible but not just reserved for handicapped people so that no one else could use them.
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IvanKaramazov said:
That is correct.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with using the handicapped stall.
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Yup.  They are meant to be a reasonable accommodation for disabled people.  However they are not there for the private and exclusive use of disabled people.

 
Not real big on the handi stalls. I just imagine some disabled dude dragging his unwiped rectum across portions of the seat while getting up, similar to a dog with worms.

 
Chaka said:
Yup.  They are meant to be a reasonable accommodation for disabled people.  However they are not there for the private and exclusive use of disabled people.
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I understand what they are meant for, and that there's no rule prohibiting able-bodied folks from using them just for the fun having that extra space to let one loose.

It just seems like a jerk thing to do to me (knowing many generally non-jerky people do this all the time without a thought in the world). It's just that someone in a wheelchair needing to go use the bathroom can often be a time-consuming and stressful situation to begin with. They finally make it to the bathroom, and to the stall that's specifically designed to help get this ordeal done, and some able-bodied ####### is in there for a little extra legroom?

There's nothing illegal about being an #######. I am much of the time. But in the situation described above, I just choose not to be the ####### walking out of that stall. If it doesn't bother you, that's fine. 

 
pollardsvision said:
I understand what they are meant for, and that there's no rule prohibiting able-bodied folks from using them just for the fun having that extra space to let one loose.

It just seems like a jerk thing to do to me (knowing many generally non-jerky people do this all the time without a thought in the world). It's just that someone in a wheelchair needing to go use the bathroom can often be a time-consuming and stressful situation to begin with. They finally make it to the bathroom, and to the stall that's specifically designed to help get this ordeal done, and some able-bodied ####### is in there for a little extra legroom?

There's nothing illegal about being an #######. I am much of the time. But in the situation described above, I just choose not to be the ####### walking out of that stall. If it doesn't bother you, that's fine. 
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Yeah but it's not being an ####### to use the handicapped stall.  It is not their private, exclusive space.  It is a public toilet designed to accommodate wheelchair access so it's a little bigger.  I can't imagine a scenario, short of an imminent explosive event, where an able bodied person who was waiting to use the facilities not ceding the handicapped stall to a handicapped person even if that person arrived later, although not doing so would not necessarily be wrong just not cool for the reasons you mentioned.  But avoiding them entirely on the off chance a handicapped person shows up is silly, they're public stalls.  My personal behavior is to use non-handicapped stalls first and if all others are occupied then I don't hesitate to use the handicapped stall.  If a handicapped person arrives while I am in there, they can wait just like an able bodied person.  Again the goal is to treat them just like everyone else, which means they can wait just like the rest of us.

 
I wouldn't use a handicapped stall in a non-office public bathroom. But I'm never passing it up in my office building. Not only are there no handicapped people, but there are two stalls in my current office bathroom. It's impractical not to use it. 

 
In my own experience I use it as the last option, just like choosing the urinal between two dudes (actually in that scenario I generally pee in the corner) but avoiding it altogether is silly.  It's a public stall the handicapped sign is only there to let disabled people know that it is ADA compliant not as a ward to keep demons and able bodied people away.

 
nirad3 said:
Normal office bathroom setting.  3 stalls, each with a working door and panels between, about 8-10" off the ground.

Stall #1 - The Handicapped Stall

  • By far the biggest stall, of course, but the gap in the door is the largest of the three.
  • No phone "storage"
  • 2nd-most usage (estimated)
  • Wall to your right and behind you, door in front, panel to your left as you sit.... 3 urinals in front of you
Stall #2 - The Middle

  • Normal sized stall
  • Seat protector/toilet paper dispenser thingy juts out about 3-4", allowing for phone storage while you're wrapping things up
  • Least amount of usage
  • Smallest gap in the door of the three stalls
  • Obviously, as the middle, you have panels on either side... 3 urinals in front of you
Stall #3 - Old Faithful

  • Most usage of the three stalls, in fact most times I've used it, there's piss on the ground and "liquid" on the seat... intense rub-down and seat protector a must
  • Larger gap in the door than #2 but smaller than #1
  • Seat protector/toilet paper roll thingy is flush to wall, so no phone "storage"
  • Wall to your left as you sit, panel to the right.... 3 urinals in front of you


So, where you poopin?  Happy Friday!
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You weren't waiting on us to tell you what to do were you?

 
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