Let's Play - Pick a Stall! (1 Viewer)

[nirad3]

You weren't waiting on us to tell you what to do were you?

Ha, no.  I believe my answer was on page 1.

Interesting responses here.  I do NOT liken it to urinal situations.  Obviously you avoid the middle there. 

Never seen a "handicapped" person use the "handicapped" stall at my office, either... but there is one gentleman who must have a ####bag or something that he empties out in there.  I must say I've never bear witness to anything more disgusting sounding.

 

[Tom Servo]

Handicapped stalls are good for jacking it at work.

 

[Keerock]

On a different, but related, subject... how did my office building get away with only 3 stalls and 3 urinals for 250+ people?

At 10 minutes per dump, that's only enough capacity for 144 dumps in an 8 hour day.  

I figure 150 of the 250+ are male.  Assuming an average of one dump per person per day, there's not enough capacity to handle all the demand.

There's no wonder the cleaning crew is in there at least twice a day. 

ETA: 2 of the 3 are handicapped stalls

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The handicrapper, every day of the week and twice on Sundays. 

I use the one at my local horse racing track to handicrap the next race.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Explain to me why phone storage is important.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Handicapped stalls are good for jacking it at work.

Yes, less elbow bruises.

 

[FUBAR]

Not the middle.  Either of the other two is acceptable but I'll go handicapable.

 

[John Bender]

Handicap stall. I'm allowed, I have a su-su-su-stutter. 

 

[AnonymousBob]

At 10 minutes per dump,  

That's insane.

 

[Keerock]

At 10 minutes per dump,  

That's insane.

Too high or too low?

 

[AnonymousBob]

Too high or too low?

Way too high for an average.

 

[Keerock]

Too high or too low?

Way too high for an average.

Are you a woman?

 

[ChiefD]

Explain to me why phone storage is important.

Clash of clans war attacks.

 

[Ignoramus]

We talking about a docking station here, or just a small drawer designed to hold phones?  Have to admit, I've never pooped in a stall with a cell phone storage compartment.  

 

[doowain]

I don't like to lock in a favorite.  It's whichever I'm in the mood for on that particular dump, Goldilocks style. (meaning I try them all until one feels just right....gets a little awkward when one is occupied already)

 

[gianmarco]

Handicap stall. I'm allowed, I have a su-su-su-stutter. 

Shouldn't it be st-st-st-stutter?

 

[nirad3]

We talking about a docking station here, or just a small drawer designed to hold phones?  Have to admit, I've never pooped in a stall with a cell phone storage compartment.  

OK maybe I shouldn't have used the words "phone storage"...

"Place to put your phone other than the floor which could have piss or other bodily fluids rubbed into it"

No usb port, nothin' like that, sorry.  In my OP "phone storage" basically meant the metal seat protector/toilet paper roll thing juts out a few inches, allowing you to rest your phone on top while you clean up.  I suppose you could drop it into your pants or fenagle it into your pants pocket (or, take your pocket protector out before you poo and use your shirt pocket).

I dunno, it just seemed like a noteworthy item.

 

[Tom Servo]

OK maybe I shouldn't have used the words "phone storage"...

"Place to put your phone other than the floor which could have piss or other bodily fluids rubbed into it"

No usb port, nothin' like that, sorry.  In my OP "phone storage" basically meant the metal seat protector/toilet paper roll thing juts out a few inches, allowing you to rest your phone on top while you clean up.  I suppose you could drop it into your pants or fenagle it into your pants pocket (or, take your pocket protector out before you poo and use your shirt pocket).

I dunno, it just seemed like a noteworthy item.

Or just drop it on your underwear since your pants are down.

 

[nirad3]

Or just drop it on your underwear since your pants are down.

Underwear? 

 

[Chaka]

Underwear? 

Pants?  

 

[RUSF18]

Yeah the inside of my pants is much more sanitary than a piece of metal that a bunch of guys are grabbing in between wiping their ###. 

 

[nirad3]

Yeah the inside of my pants is much more sanitary than a piece of metal that a bunch of guys are grabbing in between wiping their ###. 

You grab the toilet paper dispenser while you crap?  Sounds like you need to add some fiber to your diet. 

 

[FUBAR]

Or just drop it on your underwear since your pants are down.

Why not your pocket? 

 

[RUSF18]

You grab the toilet paper dispenser while you crap?  Sounds like you need to add some fiber to your diet. 

You crap in between wiping your ###?

 

[TheAristocrat]

You grab the toilet paper dispenser while you crap?  Sounds like you need to add some fiber to your diet. 

Some of us need to hold on for dear life so we don't blast ourselves into the ceiling.

 

[nirad3]

You crap in between wiping your ###?

Sometimes.  Aftershocks.