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Lisa gets a credit card offer (1 Viewer)

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Endless shtick possibilities here. Slightly more subtle than the Capital One user submitted image cards, featuring ones like tubgirl.

 
Years ago I bought something at a video store and was offered a "free" 6-month trial subscription to Entertainment Weekly magazine. I signed up using my dog's name and it was amazing how much mail started coming addressed to my pup. I would hand her the mail and she would take it in her mouth and then stare at me wondering what she was supposed to do with it.

She was a good dog.

 
lol

Reminds me of when I signed up a friend to receive a free Bass Pro Shops catalog with the name Hiawatha Lipschitz. He never noticed his name on the mailing label when he got it. When he went to order something by phone they asked the catalog item and his member number off the catalog and started calling him Mr. Lipschitz on the phone. He was irate.

"My name is John Franklin."

"No, I have your name right in front of me Mr. Lipschitz".

Get your dog to order something.

 

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