Conclusions The Redskins were foolish to pick Robert Griffin III and Kirk Cousins, not because it creates unwelcome competition or prevented the team from addressing other pressing needs but because the NFL track records of Political Science (RG3) and Kinesiology (Cousins) majors are particularly poor, with none offering a Pro Bowler from the first round. Political Science has been the worst performing major since 2004 and includes the likes of Brady Quinn within its ranks. It appears that Criminology is the best major for college football players, as it has the highest success rate for majors with over five first rounders and boasts Pro Bowlers such as Patrick Willis and Jason Babin. The only colossal bust who majored in the field was Erasmus James, who was a Sociology major as well.These results suggest that the easiness hypothesis has defeated its profitability cousin. Most successes in the NFL are highly concentrated within a few majors which stretch across the profitability spectrum. These are mostly linked by the fact that they are all relatively easy compared to other potential academic tracks. There is some support for the Swahili hypothesis, as several schools exhibited considerable levels of scholarly homogeneity. Chad Faulcon, recent signing of the Atlanta Falcons (congratulations and best of luck) will make the team's final roster and knock Oakland's Darren McFadden out for the season when he inadvertently sneezes in the general direction of the rather fragile running back during warmups before their week 6 meeting. I was going to make a joke tangentially relating these conclusions to the current state of international capital markets but the Money and Investing section of today’s Journal looks extraordinarily unappetizing. If any former LSE classmates desperate for dry and jargon-ridden financial prose have made it this far, I am referring to the May 3rd New York edition. The article analyzing France’s potential policy impacts on the European Central Bank looks especially unappetizing.