Disclaimer:
AFC Wild Card: Chiefs over Titans - How much does it really count when your only two wins against playoff teams this year are both against Blake Bortles?
AFC Wild Card: Jaguars over Bills - It seems like every season, there's a real mediocre AFC wild card team that sneaks in, gets hammered, and we watch every minute of that totally forgettable game, because
playoff football baby! Anyways, this year we seem to be blessed with TWO such games. Truly the NFL gods have smiled down upon us. Shark move here is to root for the Bills in hopes of more
dildo-throwing at the ensuing BUF/NE game, but that could be asking for a bit much.
NFC Wild Card: Saints over Panthers - Jerry Richardson is an ###.
NFC Wild Card: Rams over Falcons - Besides my homer team (KC) losing in the first round, the Falcons winning here would be the most upsetting outcome of wildcard weekend. The Rams are young and fun. The Falcons are not.
AFC Divisional: Patriots over Chiefs - LOL, this again. The AFC playoffs slogan since, like, 2004.
AFC Divisional: Steelers over Jaguars - If the Jags pull this off, shut off the TV and don't watch another game all year. Nothing will top the incredible Brown/Bell/Ben/JuJu juggernaut falling to Blake Bortles.
NFC Divisional: Saints over Eagles - They
absolutely suck without Wentz.
NFC Divisional: Vikings over Rams - Will be hard to beat an elite, rested defense. I think this is where the LA gravy train comes to a stop.
AFC Championship: Patriots over Steelers - #######it
NFC Championship: Saints over Vikings - Look, I don't want a Case Keenum vs. Tom Brady super bowl. That doesn't even give me a shred of hope that the Pats will lose. I at least want a healthy dose of delusion before Darth Hoodie steps in and ruins the entire ####### season. 28-3, that was the good stuff.
Super Bowl: Saints over Patriots - Suck it!
I need to go to bed.